Burger King Releases Burger-scented Men's Body Spray
designperfection9 writes "Burger King has lit a flame in the deodorant industry with the release of a new men's body spray called 'Flame.' The bottle is believed to contain the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." Let me know when they come up with a french fry-scented laundry detergent.
It will be perfect synergy when the Flame body spray meets my "home of the Whopper" underwear.
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Bear attacks and cannibalism is up 500%. Scientists at Burger King say that there is no direct correlation.
It should be a women's perfume. I've often wondered if a meaty smelling woman would be appealing to me or not. I somehow feel that a meaty man would be kind of a put off to women.
I suppose, if you're desperate enough to want to try this deodorant is most likely desperate enough to ef a fatty. In which case, this deodorant is perfect for the job.
An orgasm is the dopamine equivalent of two cheeseburgers, so if you apply this to both underarms, there you go.
I'd imagine that the chicks dig a 24" iMac a lot more than a smudgy HP TouchSmart PC.