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RIAA Case May Be Televised On Internet

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "In SONY BMG Music Entertainment v. Tenenbaum, the Boston case in which the defendant is represented by Prof. Charles Nesson and his CyberLaw class at Harvard Law School, the defendant has requested that audio-visual coverage of the court proceedings be made available to the public via the internet. Taking the RIAA at its word — that the reason for its litigation program is to 'educate the public' — the defendant's motion (PDF) queries why the RIAA would oppose public access: 'Net access to this litigation will allow an interested and growingly sophisticated public to understand the RIAA's education campaign. Surely education is the purpose of the Digital Deterrence Act of 1999, the constitutionality of which we are challenging. How can RIAA object? Yet they do, fear of sunlight shone upon them.'"

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  1. Roaches! by wfstanle · · Score: 5, Funny

    "How can RIAA object? Yet they do, fear of sunlight shone upon them.'"

    Easy, they are like roaches. Ever notice how when you enter a room infested with roaches and turn on the light? The roaches immediately run for the shadows.

    1. Re:Roaches! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ever notice how when you enter a room infested with roaches and turn on the light?

      Umh, no, not really...In fact, never. You really need to help your mom with the cleaning.

    2. Re:Roaches! by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Where do these "magical" roaches that scatter from the light come from anyway? Every time I have gone into a house or apartment with roaches you could hit those bastards with a searchlight and all they would do is give you the finger. I don't know where the roaches that scatter supposedly live, but here in AR the only roaches you see are these big brown "fuck you" roaches that don't give a crap about freaking lights. Hell those bastards are so tough you can spray them with raid and they just wobble a couple of times and keep right on going.

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    3. Re:Roaches! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah those are some baaaad roaches.

      I blame the schools.

    4. Re:Roaches! by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're lucky. Here in New York, when you hit the roaches, the rest fly and attack you.

      Friggin scary as all hell.

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  2. Available by Bit Torrent later. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Due to bandwidth issues, RIAA has decided that distributing the court case by Bit Torrent is the cost effective way of re-broadcasting the trial.

    Available only at, ISOHUNT, MININOVA, MEGANOVA, Pirate Bay and welcometothescence.

  3. Royalties from broadcasters by unlametheweak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surely education is the purpose of the Digital Deterrence Act of 1999, the constitutionality of which we are challenging. How can RIAA object? Yet they do, fear of sunlight shone upon them.

    It's clear that the IRAA hasn't found a way to get royalties from the broadcasters for their court appearances.

    1. Re:Royalties from broadcasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Get them to play a Metallica CD while they are broadcasting and we'll see the first recursive court case in history.

  4. Re:There is a better way... by easyTree · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really wish the motion would pass. Finally, we could extract soundbites from the RIAA's lawyers

    .. then digitally mix them over various backing tracks chosen from a wide selection of RIAA-pimped artists :)

  5. Re:Fear of Slashdot grammar shone upon me by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't recognize it, but I presume it is a quote from classic or geek literature.

  6. Re:Sorry, the RIAA folk have no souls by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you ever seen a reflection of Dracula in a mirror? No, because he has no soul. Have you, or will you ever see televised pictures of RIAA folks. No, because they have no souls. Read the fine print in your camcorder manual: "This device is not able to capture images of folks with no souls."

    I think you folks are being insensitive here. Think about how the RIAA lawyers feel. How would you like it if you did for a living what they do for a living, and your friends, family, and neighbors -- even maybe your parents -- even maybe your children -- could see what you do? Or how would you like it if by offchance the tape was seen by a future prospective employer, who thought you had actually been practicing law?

    Please have a little compassion.

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  7. This will cause more lawsuits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If they play music as evidence during the case, would everyone watching the broadcast online get sued?

  8. Re:To whom knows... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1, Funny

    Law is such an interesting mix of common sense and logic.

    Except in RIAA cases, where there is, instead, an interesting dearth of common sense and logic.

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  9. Re:Hold the line against the night by tunapez · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is victis, not victus I believe.

    What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?

    It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.

    No, it doesn't!

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  10. Re:RIAA, Why only in the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    RIAA only tries to hurt people in US, why they do'nt go to South America countries like Peru where the sale of ilegal music CD's and DVD's or movie DVD's is normal?

    Because they'd get their heads blown off and their HQ reduced to a pile of rubble the first time they sued a drug baron's daughter?

  11. Re:Sorry, the RIAA folk have no souls by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not like they were forced to work for the RIAA. Yes, they are maybe young and they really need that money to pay off their student loan, but personally, I'd have rather starred in a porn movie. I'd consider it less of a blemish on my CV.

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  12. Re:Sorry, the RIAA folk have no souls by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 2, Funny

    but personally, I'd have rather starred in a porn movie.

    My...that's a mighty large brief you have there. Care to put it in my briefcase? And just to warn you, when I give testimony I do it loudly.

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