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Four Threats For '09 You Haven't Heard of

ancientribe writes "Security experts are cautiously on the lookout for some lesser-known but potentially lethal threats that could be more difficult to prepare for and defend against in 2009. These aren't your typical enterprise hack attacks. They're mainly large-scale Internet threats — attacks that knock out sections of the Internet infrastructure, radical extremist hackers, Web attacks that adversely affect online ad revenue, and even the unthinkable: human casualties as a result of a cyberattack." Also known as the new group of things the fear mongers will use to make you do their bidding.

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  1. Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But we've heard of them all. What about that super volcano in Yellowstone? Now that is something that no one has heard of and it would be cool if Slashdot posted an article about that.

  2. Re:"The Unthinkable" by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried to formulate a response to your question but my mind just won't go there. I'm having trouble figuring out why.

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    DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
  3. Re:"The Unthinkable" by SBrach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe you're already a casualty?

  4. The One that REALLY has me scared... by Cornwallis · · Score: 4, Funny

    The new self-parking Ford to be powered by Microsoft Sync!

  5. Unlikely by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 5, Funny

    the unthinkable: human casualties as a result of a cyberattack.

    My daughter tries to play this card. She says "If I can't get on myspace and talk to my friends, I'll just die." (She never dies)

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    "Lame" - Galaxar
  6. Re:How to Falsify Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stop talking. Please. You're going to kill us all.

  7. Use Macs and worry not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Easy fix. Move clients to OS X, a platform which is completely immune to these types of attacks.

    Having an OS that is virtually 100% secure gives peace of mind.

  8. Re:"The Unthinkable" by SnarfASnack · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's seen it, he just didn't get it.

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  9. Re:How to Falsify Evolution by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 3, Funny

    And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellvueses and Continentales with their modern international luxury roomettes and draught Red Barrel and swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging into queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.

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    Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies. -- Zoso
  10. Re:How to Falsify Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Recommendation: more tinfoil, less coffee.

  11. Re:How to Falsify Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    tldr

  12. Re:"The Unthinkable" by plover · · Score: 2, Funny

    "He didn't fall? Inconceivable!"

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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    John
  13. Re:human casualties as a result of a cyberattack . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here's a way to root a box:

      FTP a file to the box
      login as root
      run it

  14. Anchors.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're mainly large-scale Internet threats â" attacks that knock out sections of the Internet infrastructure,

    Otherwise known as "anchors".....

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    "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
  15. Re:How to Falsify Evolution by Alarindris · · Score: 3, Funny

    No! He needs to keep typing at 55 WPM to prevent the bomH9^%$^}NO CARRIER

  16. I tagged this story "fnord" by FiloEleven · · Score: 2, Funny

    but it doesn't seem to show up...