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  1. Well, I'm out on Plantronics Helps Make Remote Workers' Lives Easier (Video) · · Score: 1

    I'll be over at reddit.com/r/technology and boingboing.net if anyone needs me.

  2. Re:WD40 on AMD Hates Laptop Stickers As Much As You Do · · Score: 3, Funny

    Really? I read it 14 times, each time with a different voice, gradually getting faster and faster.

  3. Re:Did anybody post this yet? on Google Engineer Decries Complexity of Java, C++ · · Score: 1

    The funny part is, you are far more likely to end up dead because that overhead light burns your house down

    I said "apprentice", I didn't say village idiot.

  4. Re:Did anybody post this yet? on Google Engineer Decries Complexity of Java, C++ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How incredibly arrogant. I would totally hire a semiskilled carpenter to put up a tool shed in the back yard. Not so much a NYC high rise. I would also gladly hire an apprentice electrician to put in a new overhead light fixture, but not to wire up my 440v industrial machinery.

    There's nothing dangerous about semiskilled programming, providing they are doing work that is appropriate for semiskilled programmers. I'm no more going to hire Thomas Knoll to write my company's Human Resources app than I'm going to personally apply for a job writing the next version of whatever the NYSE is using.

  5. Re:Educated, not crazy and not afraid. on Unique ID In India Causes 'Fear of the Beast' · · Score: 1

    ..we are all...individuals...

    I'm not.

    oblig: http://xkcd.com/16/

  6. Re:HTML5 "Enhanced" Sites on Google Bringing HTML5 To Gmail · · Score: 1

    Because they limit me to 5 accounts, and I like to use those for non-Gmail accounts.

  7. Re:To everyone complaining about the positive revi on The Laidoff Ninja · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I recently rated a Dean Koontz book 1 out of 5 stars, and hated it so much I was driven to write my first product review ever on Amazon. People think anyone who gives a super low rating are just bitter people, so I broke it down as to why it sucked so bad.

    It was worth finishing because the suckage came at the end, and it was worth reviewing for the same reason it's worth taking the time to post a "Danger - Quicksand" sign.

  8. Re:hey! on Does a Lame E-Mail Address Really Matter? · · Score: 1

    Sure, here you go: http://xkcd.com/145/

  9. Re:hey! on Does a Lame E-Mail Address Really Matter? · · Score: 1

    Here you go: http://xkcd.com/145/

  10. Already happens on How To DDoS a Federal Wiretap · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...if the connection between the switches and law enforcement are overwhelmed with useless data, something known as a denial of service (DOS) attack...

    This just in, arrest warrants issued for 92% of American females between the ages of 12 and 17.

  11. Why I love slashdot on LHC Shut Down Again — By Baguette-Dropping Bird · · Score: 1

    The question of "water witching" to find bombs in Iraq comes back with 50% of the respondants crying confirmation bias, but a few things go wrong on a project that most likely has tens of thousands of important components and everyone starts screaming time travel, balance of the universe, etc.

  12. Re:Internet Archived; Time to Move On on Geocities Shutting Down Today · · Score: 1

    Can't seem to find mine on wayback machine or on current site. Did you have to set something up manually?

    http://www.geocities.com/~slightlyaskew

  13. Score one for Scott Adams on Avatars To Have Business Dress Codes By 2013 · · Score: 1
    In "The Dilbert Future", Scott Adams predicted this years ago (paraphrasing, as I don't have the book in front of me).
    • Your DR must not be visibly aroused
    • Your DR must not resemble the CEO in chaps
    • Your DR's head and buttocks must be clearly differentiated
  14. Re:Treadmill?!! on GMail Experiences Serious Outage · · Score: 1

    Why?

    • Crime
    • Snow
    • Dark/Safety
    • Incline
    • Child Care
    • Probably a dozen other reasons
  15. Re:Limitations of Dead Tree on xkcd To Be Released In Book Form · · Score: 1

    That you don't understand why his comics are funnier than yours despite your claim of depth explains why his comics are funnier than yous. For reference, see Calvin and Hobbes vs. Anything Printed in The New Yorker.

    Also, there's something to be said about a blog that takes 13 paragraphs to mock a 4 panel comic strip.

  16. Re:OT: good example on Real-World Consequences of Social Networking Posts · · Score: 1

    No doubt. Someone mod this up.

  17. Re:BMI Is not a Good Measure on Being Slightly Overweight May Lead To Longer Life · · Score: 1

    I think the best example I read of this was that Michael Jordan was considered obese according to his BMI number. No surprise someone with his level of fitness would live longer.

  18. The inverse is true as well on The Worst US Cities To Work In IT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I was planning to move here to Denver, I had countless people on forums tell me how annoying it is that it's sunny all the time, how you have to practically ration your water, and other tales of woe. Only had one come right out and say that the residents don't want other people moving here (particularly Californians who drive up property values).

  19. You have selected "Slow and Horrible" on Comedy Central Confirms 26 New Futurama Episodes · · Score: 1

    Good choice.

  20. Re:DARMOK! on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll put my "The Inner Light" up against your "Darmok" any day of the week.

  21. Re:where's our song rewriters.. on Lala Invents Network DRM · · Score: 2, Funny

    What do you do when going bankrupt?
    Nobody buying your CDs.
    You've been suing, and buying lawmakers
    Making your buyers enemies

    Lala, you got your DRM
    Lala, you know you just can't win
    Lala, we'll have this cracked before you'll realize.

    ...and so on. I'd continue, but have to go eat lunch.

  22. Re:Young Attitudes on Why IT Won't Power Down PCs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My morning routine:

    1. Push power button
    2. Drop coat/bag/etc. on desk
    3. Fix cup of tea
    4. Work on PC that is now powered up

    Lots of excuses not to use power saving. Boot time is not one of them.

  23. Re:sure it is on College Police Think Using Linux Is Suspicious Behavior · · Score: 1

    I'm sure nobody will ever read this now, but this was supposed to be acronym humor, not Insightful.

  24. Re:sure it is on College Police Think Using Linux Is Suspicious Behavior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, the hard part is finding the Command Line Interface Terrorist.

  25. Re:Lawyers represent their clients on Obama Taps a 5th Lawyer From the RIAA · · Score: 1

    "You will never know. If we choose to set you free when we have finished with you, and if you live to be ninety years old, still you will never learn whether the answer to that question is Yes or No. As long as you live it will be an unsolved riddle in your mind."