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Steve Jobs Issues Update On His Health

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the can't-believe-this-is-news dept.

i4u writes "Rumors about Steve Jobs' health have been flying high again after Apple announced that he will not be holding the keynote at the Macworld 2009. Today Steve Jobs issued a letter with a rather personal update on why he was losing weight in 2008. The reason for losing weight in 2008 is a hormone imbalance that has been reducing proteins. The remedy for this nutritional problem is relatively simple and straightforward according to Jobs. Steve and his doctors predict that he will have normal weight again by Spring. So stop the rumors and enjoy Macworld 2009."

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  1. Should I sell my Apple shares? by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 0, Troll

    What if Steve shows up as a woman at Macworld?

  2. Hey Steve... how about a little by eweu · · Score: 0, Troll

    meat? Seriously. Get off the hippy diet and get yourself a taco.

  3. Months to prep for a keynote? by Johnny_Longtorso · · Score: 0, Troll

    Seriously - months to prepare? I've seen massive numbers of keynotes in my day, and while they're impressive speeches, they're just that. Why would anyone need more than a couple weeks for this, much less a techno-weenie like Jobs? I've given a talk to 1,400 with a week to take over someone else's content....

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    1. Re:Months to prep for a keynote? by falcon5768 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Last I checked you where not talking to millions of people you asshat. Bill Steve, all of them take months to prepare the speeches, hell at Apple they used to start preparing Macworld NY when they still attended it DURING Macworld SF.

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  4. Re:Steve? by BlackPignouf · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh c'mon!

    Don't be so pedantic, you're behaving like Adolf.
    And screw Mike's (Mr. Godwin) law!

  5. Re:Any doctors reading this? by geek · · Score: 1, Troll

    If you really are a physician then shame on you. Trying to give a differential based on a media report is pathetic.

    That's just bad practice and horribly unprofessional. I can excuse the nerds here who don't know what they are talking about, but you sir just scraped the bottom of the barrel. You should know better.