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Steve Jobs Issues Update On His Health
i4u writes "Rumors about Steve Jobs' health have been flying high again after Apple announced that he will not be holding the keynote at the Macworld 2009. Today Steve Jobs issued a letter with a rather personal update on why he was losing weight in 2008. The reason for losing weight in 2008 is a hormone imbalance that has been reducing proteins. The remedy for this nutritional problem is relatively simple and straightforward according to Jobs.
Steve and his doctors predict that he will have normal weight again by Spring. So stop the rumors and enjoy Macworld 2009."
If anime has taught me anything, Steve Jobs should be back to work in no time with a huge rack.
why is not Ballmer loosing weight despite of being unable to sit down anywhere?
I don't think Steve is the only one resolving to be "back to normal weight" by spring.
"stop the Tumors."
There, fixed that for ya...
.... How does this influence the strength of the Reality Distortion Field??
Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
The big question is, which Steve will be commemorated by the U.S. Postal Service on a stamp? The younger, chubbier Steve or the older, skinnier, playing-in-Vegas Steve. If only there was a precedent...
Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
yea, they need someone who has the hormones of a 13 year old girl to design their products!
How do I *get* this hormone imbalance?
Believe me, I'm as surprised by my comment as you are.
Freudian slip. The author was thinking of Steve's asshole when he wrote the summary.
I guess Jobs should have eaten an apple a day to keep the doctor away.
I'm a satanic clam.
Remember John Sculley?
People usually pick inferior successors, egomaniacs even moreso. Makes their own "term in office" look better. It was Jobs who set up that failure and Jobs who profited from it on his return.
My poetry site welcomes the unusual.
Well, that *would* explain the pastel color schemes...
There is no mod option "-1: Disagree" for a reason. "Overrated" is not an acceptable substitute. Post something instead.
I just want to update everyone on my weight. I lost a few pounds when I got sick recently. Well, that or the scale varies by a few pounds (I just started using it, so I don't know how much it normally varies). I hope to have my weight back up in a few weeks. I hope this calms everyone's curiosity. I'll keep you updated on this as it progresses.
When many people believe that the continued success of a large company depends on one individual, his health becomes news.
Seeing that much more people care about "lose" vs. "loose" - I don't think so.
I think you mean many more people.
It'll either be that or the iMortal.
A buxom Steve Jobs delivered a healthy keynote at MacWorld 2010. After months of hormone imbalance treatment Jobs emerged on stage at this year's MacWorld sporting a apple logo tube top, short shorts and C cups.
is an anagram of 'a common rehab line'
Remember Gil Amelio? He followed Scully, and proceeded to pull Apple stock down to around $10 a share. That's about the time I should have bought a ton of Apple stock. Too bad my time machine was running Windows NT at the time.
You stick it in, and ... boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
or badgers..
Requiem for the American Dream
With iClone technology, it won't matter!
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."