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Tooth Regeneration Coming Soon

Ponca City, We love you writes "For thousands of years, losing teeth has been a routine part of human aging. Now the Washington Post reports that researchers are close to growing important parts of teeth from stem cells, including creating a living root from scratch, perhaps within one year. According to Pamela Robey of the NIH. 'Dentists say, "Give me a root and I can put a crown on it."' In a few years dentists will treat periodontal disease with regeneration by using stem cells to create hard and soft tissue; they will take out a tooth that is about to fall, and reconnect it firmly to the regenerated tissue. Although nobody is predicting when it will be possible to grow teeth on demand, in adults, to replace missing ones, a common guess is five to ten years. Baby and wisdom teeth are sources of stem cells that could be 'banked' for future health needs, says Robey. 'When you think about it, the teeth children put under their pillows may end up being worth much more than the tooth fairy's going rate. Plus, if you still have your wisdom teeth, it's nice to know you're walking around with your own source of stem cells.'"

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  1. My opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This research bites!

    1. Re:My opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      punbelievable!

  2. Going rate... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

    My parents were good to me, they adjusted the 25-cents a tooth they got for inflation... wonder what I'll have to pay my kids?

    1. Re:Going rate... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      My parents were good to me, they adjusted the 25-cents a tooth they got for inflation... wonder what I'll have to pay my kids?

      My six year old son says two dollars. But then he has a DS game buying habit to suppport.

    2. Re:Going rate... by renegadesx · · Score: 4, Funny

      All these decades we thought the tooth fairy was a sweet rich angel sharing her wealth with poor kids... now we know the truth!

      The tooth fairy is a smart, cunning businesswoman planning to cash in big on her investment!

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  3. Re:Well, now that just SUCKS. by JavaBasedOS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Plus, if you still have your wisdom teeth

    I don't have them ... my dentist finally convinced me to have them removed a couple years ago.

    Wasn't there something recently about making stem cells from normal (I think) tissue in the reproductive system?

    Why must it always boil down to choosing between something cool and losing our fertility? :(

  4. Crown? by Samah · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Dentists say, "Give me a root and I can put a crown on it."'

    This is the same thing that a king says when looking for a potential queen.

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  5. Re:Well, now that just SUCKS. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Funny

    My girlfriend swears she likes the taste... I've decided I can accept that.

  6. A dime?! Luxury! by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back in my day when we lost our teeth we had to pay the tooth fairy $100 for each tooth we lost. She said the $100 was for "protection" - from tooth decay we assumed...of course we learned the awful truth when little Johnny refused to pay, and that crazy bitch knocked out the rest of his teeth with a baseball bat.

    A dime?! That we could have been so lucky!

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  7. Re:Well, now that just SUCKS. by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somehow I just don't see it as a worthwhile goal to adjust one's diet to affect the taste of your sperm.

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