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Ballmer Sets Loose Windows 7 Public Beta At CES

CWmike writes "The rumors turned out to be true. Microsoft will release a public beta this week of its next desktop operating system, Windows 7, hoping it will address the problems that have made Windows Vista perhaps the least popular OS in its history. Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer will launch the beta during his speech at the start of the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas on Wednesday. Preston Gralla reviewed Windows 7 beta 1, noting 'Fast and stable, Beta 1 of Windows 7 unveils some intriguing user-interface improvements, including the much-anticipated new task bar.' MSDN and Technet subscribers should be able to get the public data tonight. The general public will have to wait until Friday."

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  1. I tried to watch some of his speech. by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it weren't for his grating voice, they could sell that video as a sleep aid.

    -jcr

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  2. Early reports say... by Chabo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Early reports say that no audience members were injured at today's CES, a rare occurrence for a Ballmer speech.

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  3. Slashdotism by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Funny

    Balmer is a looser.

    1. Re:Slashdotism by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man, I expected someone to get it. He's a looser, not a loser. You know, the headline is about him loosing something. Sigh.

  4. Codename by leroybrown · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, won't sign up until it's given a cool name like 'Moab', 'Durango', or 'Rumplestilskin' and a slick marketing campaign designed to fool me into upgrading.

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  5. Sets loose? by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Funny

    Honestly, that title just invokes thoughts of Gandalf sitting there saying "Escaped? Or was set loose?" Followed by a freakly looking Windows 7 Beta slinking around in the shadows.

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  6. Not true... by thenewguy001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A few audience members had scorched retinas from the spotlights reflecting off Ballmer's head. Ballmer says a new coat of turtle wax was to blame.

  7. Re:New Task Bar -- wow! (not!) by EvanED · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft isn't rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. Vista is soaring! If anything, Microsoft is rearranging deck chairs on the Hindenburg!

    (With apologies to Stephen Colbert.)

  8. Re:Oh, that's what made Vista fail!? by adonoman · · Score: 4, Funny

    But at least Vista now keeps track of when users install stuff - this has made my life easier several times:

    Family member: "My computer is getting pop-ups all the time"
    Me: "Did you install anything recently?"
    fm: "No."
    Me: "It says here you installed on , just before you started complaining about things"
    fm: "Well, yes, there was that. But that was supposed to make things better."
    me: "...."

  9. Re:Least popular?? by daveatneowindotnet · · Score: 5, Funny

    However, even for the "most hated" award, it's a tight race between ME and Vista. I'd say the hatred of ME is more intense, while the hate for Vista is more widespread.

    I don't know, YOU seem like a nice enough guy. Though your self important need to have references to YOU in all caps is a little annoying.

  10. Re:New Task Bar -- wow! (not!) by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Funny

    New Task Bar? Do the words "Titanic" and "rearranging the deckchairs" come to mind here?

    I think the phrase "rearranging the deckchairs" comes to mind ANY time Balmer is involved.

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  11. Re:"Least popular"? What about Windows ME? by sanosuke001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had an internship interview at MS a couple years ago. One of the interviewers I met with asked me about the best and worst software I had used. (No, I didn't say ME) After I was finished, I said that a lot of people didn't think too highly of Millennium and what he thought about it. He said, "We don't talk about Millennium..."

    It made the cross-country trip worth it

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  12. A Glowing Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They've...taken Vista, polished it up and threw in some nice UI tweaks...It's much snappier, and I really like the facelift given to apps like Paint and Wordpad

    Well, we couldn't ask for a more compelling review than that! I don't care what people say about 64 bits, UAC, DRM, or corrupted mp3's. Paint and Wordpad have always been there for me!~

  13. Re:Maybe by Gizzmonic · · Score: 3, Funny

    My mom or little sister installing P2P spyware or toolbars they voluntarily downloaded IS the problem, most of the time.

    And no, I don't consider having my family call me every time they want to install something a "win win." More like a "lose lose." That's why I'm happy my mom decided to get a Mac. Not that it "just works" like the Mac guys always say, but it has completely eliminated the "OMG I'm getting a message that says my computer is infected" phone calls.

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  14. here's a preview by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny