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Roland Piquepaille Dies

overheardinpdx writes "I'm sad to report that longtime HPC technology pundit Roland Piquepaille (rpiquepa) died this past Tuesday. Many of you may know of him through his blog, his submissions to Slashdot, and his many years of software visualization work at SGI and Cray Research. I worked with Roland 20 years ago at Cray, where we both wrote tech stories for the company newsletter. With his focus on how new technologies modify our way of life, Roland was really doing Slashdot-type reporting before there was a World Wide Web. Rest in peace, Roland. You will be missed." The notice of Roland's passing was posted on the Cray Research alumni group on Linked-In by Matthias Fouquet-Lapar. There will be a ceremony on Monday Jan. 12, at 10:30 am Paris time, at Père Lachaise.

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  1. Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I often found his stories and comments to be far reaching, overstated, overly optimistic & sometimes bordered on religious zealotry, I will miss his contributions and wish his family and friends well. I hope they know that Roland was a man committed to the proliferation of technology and advancements has done great things for both our community & society.

    It is also comforting to see a soul survive and prosper in a technological field and end up where they want to live blogging peacefully. I hope my own retirement and passing are similar instead of some of the mindless inane existences I know my ancestors have lived out in nursing homes and/or in front of a TV.

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    My work here is dung.
    1. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can only suspect St. Peter will give YOU a -1 when you show up before the pearly gates

      I don't know about that, but on Roland's approach St. Peter was heard to say "oh no, it's Roland".

      --
      What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
    2. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by MMC+Monster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agree. While I didn't always like his choice of articles, he was one of us and I'm sorry to see him leave.

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      Help! I'm a slashdot refugee.
    3. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by BlackPignouf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hey rude boy, you might try "Vaya con dios" next time.

      You'll still sound like an asshole, but at least like an educated asshole!

    4. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by Ardipithecus · · Score: 2

      Vaya con Dios
      (caps)

    5. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey rude boy, you might try "Vaya con dios" next time.

      You'll still sound like an asshole, but at least like an educated asshole!

      Agreed, but for Roland, one should say, "Allez avec Dieu."

      --
      Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
    6. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know about that, but on Roland's approach St. Peter was heard to say "oh no, it's Roland".

      No, actually St. Peter has no idea that Roland is coming. He was using an extension to block everything related to him.

    7. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      tagged ohnoitwasroland

    8. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by backslashdot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed.

      I was one of those folks who said bad stuff about his posts. If he read it I hope he didn't take it personally. He was a good guy and there's true bad things out there to have gotten riled up about instead. I am saddened by this news.

    9. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by Seumas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was initially rubbed wrong by the style of his advertising via Slashdot stories, but he did grow to be a significant fixture in this community. Like most people, there are those whose impressions of him and fondness for him slide off from center in both directions. Regardless, this headline evoked a great deal of sadness as it has clearly for so many others.

      I can only join the community in giving my best wishes and condolences to his family, friends and his colleagues. Yet another in a line of wonderful people we have witnessed the death of in our many years here at Slashdot.

      I fear the passing of notables in this field will only accelerate as those who were my age when the tech world began to bloom reach their senior years now. I am not looking forward to more similar headlines down the road.

    10. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by Mozk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thanks for the reminder. I can finally delete the "NoRoland" Greasemonkey script in Firefox.

      Not just yet:

      Suzanne said that Roland had a few posts in the pipeline and wanted them published. If she is able to pull them from Roland’s PC we’ll put them on his blog to complete his record.

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      No existe.
    11. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have no idea why everyone thought the world would collapse when he linked to a blog with ads from a site that amounts to a blog with ads. I found it quaint and charming, but then again I'm not one to RTFA. Which is another point, if no one reads TFA why make such a fuss about the links? I think it's just weak people trying to feel bigger by insulting people, just like the schoolyard any excuse will do.

    12. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa by FuturePastNow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This makes me sad. OK, I know that a lot of people on Slashdot didn't like rpiquepa, and I understand why. But truthfully, I never paid much attention to who submitted what, so I probably read hundreds of his articles. Am I a better person for being a little bit more informed? I think so.

      And so are you. We're all just names on the internet to each other. Some of those names, like mine, are more or less anonymous. And some people, like Roland, use their real names on the internet. Are we mortal or not? Obviously, we are. One (more) of us is dead now.

      What about our words, our ideas? When the checks to the hosting companies stop and their servers shut down, will our words- all that we really are to each other- not disappear? I'm just rambling. Good night, Slashdot. My condolences to Roland's family.

      --
      Give a man fire, and you warm him for the night. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life.
  2. Rest in peace by ChienAndalu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have read some interesting stories from Roland here. Most of them were tagged "ohnoitsroland", the meaning of which I still don't fully understand.

    1. Re:Rest in peace by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2, Informative

      All of his submissions (minus one or two) were simply links to his blog to generate traffic/revenue, rather than passing us directly to the news source.

      --

      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    2. Re:Rest in peace by oneiros27 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There was a period when it was common to see 1/3 to 1/2 of the stories on the front page from Roland, and the stories linking to brief summaries on his own blog rather than to the original article. I can only assume it was a comment on that period.

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      Build it, and they will come^Hplain.
    3. Re:Rest in peace by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I always enjoyed the irony of Slashdotters accusing him of aggregating multiple articles just to whore his blog :D

      It's very fitting that news of his passing is in the Meta catagory because his submissions were like a Slashdot within a Slashdot. I like the fact that he, like NYCL, wasn't above actually kickin' it with us and participating in discussions. He also made the occasional funnie as well. RIP RP!

    4. Re:Rest in peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mere death won't stop him from posting

    5. Re:Rest in peace by GameMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Originally, most of the posts attributed to him provided links directly to his blog rather than to the original source. Once there, you were greeted by a summary that bordered very closely on, what many people considered, outright plagiarism. This, along with the sheer number of times the slashdot editors posted his submissions, caused a lot of slashdot readers to conclude that he was "stealing" stories to generate hits so he could profit from advertising. There was also question of whether there was some kind of improper favoritism going on between Roland and the Slashdot editors.

      Personally, I doubt there was any overt quid-pro-quo between Roland and Slashdot. I think he was just a conveniently consistent source of new stories for the editors. As far as the supposed stealing of stories went, he responded relatively quickly by not linking to his own blog most of the time and by providing the summaries in more of his own words. This resolved any potential I, personally, might have had.

      However, since then, there has always been a decent amount of eye rolling every time a story was posted with Roland as the source. This is why you see the "ohnoitsroland" meta tag. I think it's probably in jest, though maybe not the most tactful joke.

      I would also like to join the people offering condolences to Roland's friends and family for his loss. Regardless of what some people may have thought of his posting style, it's a tragedy when a loved one is lost and my sympathy is with them.

      --

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      #1 - The DM is always right.
      #2 - If the DM is wrong, see rule #1
    6. Re:Rest in peace by Goaway · · Score: 5, Informative

      Years ago, perhaps. That hasn't been true in a long time, however.

    7. Re:Rest in peace by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't bother bringing truth or reason to Slashdot. There's a large contingent of users on this site who seem to have the same amount of religious fervor as your average born-again evangelical, just for a different set of causes.

      I'm not sure if I respect loving Jesus or hate Roland less.

    8. Re:Rest in peace by idontgno · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True, I believe. It seems he learned from the criticism. That alone put him in the top 10% of humanity.

      --
      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
    9. Re:Rest in peace by Surt · · Score: 5, Funny

      When you see death walking up the path to your door, start typing fast.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    10. Re:Rest in peace by BenBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just doing something, whether subject to criticism or praise, puts him in the top 10%.

    11. Re:Rest in peace by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 5, Funny

      You got that right!

    12. Re:Rest in peace by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      I checked his grave, and there was just a link to a different grave with someone else's corpse.

      --
      rewriting history since 2109
    13. Re:Rest in peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdotters act like schoolyard children and become the bullies that victimised them. Once you're branded fattie, you could win the cross country marathon and still be known as fattie.

  3. In memoriam by hansamurai · · Score: 5, Interesting
    1. Re:In memoriam by brian0918 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let's not forget about the prophetic dierolanddie.

    2. Re:In memoriam by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prophetic, nothin'! I am SOOOO tagging this article 'diekdawsondie'!

      (It's a joke. It's funny. Laugh.)

    3. Re:In memoriam by jalefkowit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      News flash: you're going to die someday too.

    4. Re:In memoriam by CptNerd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Life is the leading cause of death...

      --
      By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
  4. What happens to... by Vexler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...his blog? Or for that matter, his email account?

    1. Re:What happens to... by jamie · · Score: 5, Informative

      The "Roland Piquepaille" account is a troll.

      The actual Roland's account, as mentioned in the story, was "rpiquepa".

    2. Re:What happens to... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Funny

      >The actual Roland's account, as mentioned in the story, was "rpiquepa".

      You expect /.ers to RTFA?
      You must be new here.

      --
      Nostalgia's not what it used to be.
  5. No Need for Insult by dsginter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Roland was really doing Slashdot-type reporting before there was a World Wide Web.

    Now, Now... there's no need to insult the guy at this point.

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    More
    1. Re:No Need for Insult by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its pretty sad I came here just to post that exact joke. Ronald's passing has opened my eyes on how unoriginal I am. Thank you sir, that is the greatest gift of all.

    2. Re:No Need for Insult by ryanvm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who the fuck is Ronald?

  6. Hmmm by brian0918 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well you know what they say... you never know how much you miss something until it's gone. For me, I find that is definitely the case here - I will truly miss the use of ohnoitsroland, boycottroland, and dierolanddie tags!

  7. Sad news. His postings were a lot better... by EWAdams · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... than all the slashdotcynicalwhining that pervades the board.

    He'll definitely be missed by some of us.

    --
    I piss off bigots.
  8. Oi. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, over the years I've read Slashdot, I got the impression Roland was one of those stereotypical "needs a life" /. posters from all the people complaining about him. Then this happens and I find out that, well, he had a life, and worked at some interesting companies back in the day.

    Best wishes to all Roland's people, and at the same time I'm glad that complaining about him from the other basement dwellers is going to stop before too long.

    1. Re:Oi. by tgd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just goes to show, live life well until the end because odds are you'll be remembered for the last thing you did, not the first.

    2. Re:Oi. by gclef · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which means that if you do something awesome, you should never try do anything else, ever.

  9. slashdot^2 by FonkiE · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i'll miss his blog. biotech, computers, physics ... it was slashdot^2 ... to bad he had to close down comments a few years ago due to abuse.

    he was thinking ahead of his time. i would like to be that anticipating at that age.

  10. Well, this proves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently its not just his blog links that resulted in a DEAD END.
     
    Too soon?

  11. Know your limits by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I too agree that it is sad to see the passing of a Great One. He certainly contributed greatly and built a mighty pedestal. Unfortunately he also chose to dilute his high quality work with quite a lot of trite, enough to earn his own derogatory tag.

    While it is important to speak when you have something useful to say, it is as important to Shut The Fuck Up when you haven't.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Know your limits by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      In honor of him, we should flood news sites with releases for this subject that redirect readers to a blog.

      --
      All we want to do is eat your brains.
  12. Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Articles about him have been deleted over and over again most recently in 2007.

    Is he really just "A french blogger known for frequently posting articles to the technical website Slashdot that primarily linked back to his own technica" or "a fellow who makes a lot of money on ads by getting his crappy stories linked constantly on Slashdot" [link] or is he notable enough outside of the blogger/Slashdot community to make an article?

    I know it's tempting, but please don't go making an article about him before you read Wikipedia's notability requirements for people.

    Sincerely,
    Anonymous Coward Wikipedian

  13. Roland Piquepaille - Mod Him Way Up, IMHO by mfh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I liked his whit, and charming methods of describing things to the readers of this website. He truly embodied what can best be described one of the pioneers of the Slashdot effect. Some people trolled him pretty hard, but he was and will always be remembered as interesting, insightful, funny and underrated.

    Roland, may the god(s) of whatever religion you believed in, forever mod you up.

    RIP, bro.

    --
    The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
    1. Re:Roland Piquepaille - Mod Him Way Up, IMHO by brarrr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know this is off topic but it's worth mentioning... this is the first time in several years where I've seen a post by any of you sub 1000 (non-rob) UID folks that has content and isn't about the ahem size of your UID.

      (not that I mean to rip on you guys or say that you don't make posts that I just don't see, but it is just such an infrequent occurrence in my view to be worth noting) ... and I will wait patiently for some 56 user to make a non-witty, meaningful post to prove me wrong :)

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      to email me: take my /. handle and append .net preceded by charter.
    2. Re:Roland Piquepaille - Mod Him Way Up, IMHO by mfh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      mfh--> mother fucking hillbilly? He doesn't want to be your bro and I don't blame him. And, for the records, he was MODDED DOWN.

      Roland was green-lit approximately 500 times for front page news on Slashdot, and he will be remembered for his love of technology. People like you will not be remembered in such a way, because your whole meme is insipid -- it really offers nothing.

      --
      The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
  14. Re:I think I speak for all of us when... by 5pp000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You certainly don't speak for me, Anonymous Coward.

    R.I.P. Roland.

    --
    Your god may be dead, but mine aren't!
  15. We'll miss you, you git by 4D6963 · · Score: 2

    Is there a named cognitive bias (or something similar) for suddenly liking and missing someone who was universally considered a git prior to his passing? Because that's what happening to Slashdot right now, including me a bit.

    --
    You just got troll'd!
    1. Re:We'll miss you, you git by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, there's always the old Latin saw: De mortuis nisi nil bonum "Of the dead [say] nothing but good"

    2. Re:We'll miss you, you git by NiteShaed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know about a named condition, but to paraphrase the (alleged) F.D.R. quote, he may have been a git, but he was our git.

      R.I.P. Roland.

      --
      Some bring out the best in others, some the worst. Some bring out far more.
    3. Re:We'll miss you, you git by QRDeNameland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is there a named cognitive bias (or something similar) for suddenly liking and missing someone who was universally considered a git prior to his passing? Because that's what happening to Slashdot right now, including me a bit.

      Yes.

      De mortuis nil nisi bonum.

      Latin for: Speak nothing but good of the dead.

      --
      Momentarily, the need for the construction of new light will no longer exist.
  16. Re:Wait a second by jamie · · Score: 5, Informative

    Kdawson made the phone calls to confirm this before posting it.

  17. Re:I think I speak for all of us when... by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Informative

    Somebody mod parent troll. I didn't always agree with Roland's editorial habits, but I enjoyed many of his stories. The man was quite an accomplished individual, as many would realize if they took the time to learn a bit about his life. There's more to the Web than Slashdot.

  18. Re:Wait a second by gzipped_tar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Oh, no, Roland is no more...

    http://blogs.zdnet.com/emergingtech/?p=1138

    It is with great sadness to tell you that our Emerging Technologies blogger Roland Piquepaille has passed away suddenly. His wife Suzanne just confirmed his passing.

    Roland, 62, was one of our most passionate bloggers and his ability to explain complex science well was something to behold. Roland spent most of his career in software, mainly for high performance computing and visualization companies, working for example for Cray Research and Silicon Graphics. He left the corporate world in 2001 after 33 years and jumped into blogging.

    Roland passed away Monday in Paris. He was hit with a digestive virus that lead to a high fever and health complications beyond that. Suzanne said that the doctors are still trying to quantify how Roland got the virus and the exact details. We spent the last few hours confirming Roland's passing as word began to spread. It has been a rough year for the ZDNet family.

    There will be a ceremony held on Monday. Rest in peace Roland, we'll miss you. Suzanne said that Roland had a few posts in the pipeline and wanted them published. If she is able to pull them from Roland's PC we'll put them on his blog to complete his record.

    --
    Colorless green Cthulhu waits dreaming furiously.
  19. Jon Katz by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is breathing a sigh of relief that he escaped Slashdot alive.

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    Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
  20. Re:I will not miss him by eclectro · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually I will. His reporting improved significantly from his early blogging days, so much so that I often did not notice that the story submitted here on Slashdot was from Roland unless the "oh no its Roland" tag appeared. I think this became more of a good natured ribbing rather than slighting him personally. I also subscribed to the nascent "oh yeah it's Roland" tag movement a couple of months back. Now that he is gone, I really do miss him. Rest in peace, friend.

    Here is more details about his death, which appears to be a fast moving gastrointestinal virus.

    --
    Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
  21. In a truly ironic twist of fate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the advertising I usually see on a /. story is coming up with a "404 - Not Found".

    RIP, Roland.

  22. R.I.P. by tsalaroth · · Score: 2

    R.I.P, Roland. You will be missed, even if I didn't agree with you on everything.

  23. Re:Wait a second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're expecting me to believe that not only did the /. editors start editing, but that it started with kdawson?

  24. Yeah... bout that UID. by mfh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sorry to disappoint you, but -- inb4 "He Bought it on Ebay."

    I first visited Slashdot when UIDs were in the low 1000's, so I have a lot of time invested in this website. I've read plenty of Rolly's posts and while I didn't agree with all of them, I always enjoyed his perspective.

    --
    The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
    1. Re:Yeah... bout that UID. by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      God - I totally read your title as "Yeah. . . bout that IUD." It's been a long day. . .

      --
      My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
  25. Re:I think I speak for all of us when... by Fizzl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the contrary, he very rarely seemed to understand what he was reporting about, making overly optimistic and far reaching speculations about trivial matters.
    I was surprised just now to learn that he was actually so technically inclined.

  26. Re:Wait a second by BlueParrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kdawson made the phone calls to confirm this before posting it.

    Ok now THAT makes me doubt this is real.

  27. Re:Um, how? by Rycross · · Score: 3, Informative
  28. No offense by citylivin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But pretty much everyone here hated his linkjacking ass, even threatening to boycott the site. I can remember threads calling him the worst of the worst, and for a time, he was. To steal others content and pass it off as your own is real intellectual property theft. Especially when you make advertising money from it!! To see everyone get all two faced and misty eyed now that he has died is pretty unreal. Its like everyone feels guilty somewhat. He linkjacked all his content, and everybody dies. I really dont see what saying RIP does for anyone except the person that says it. My guess is that people are trying to say "im sorry".

    Whats next, jon katz found dead and we build him a monument?

    Hopefully I dont get bitchslapped for insulting a slashdot "celebrity", but someone has to tell it like it was

    --
    As a potential lottery winner, I totally support tax cuts for the wealthy
    1. Re:No offense by digitalchinky · · Score: 2, Informative

      I read his posts for the content, some I enjoyed, some not so much. I know a few people are saying "I'm Sorry" but I'm sure others would grudgingly agree Roland was a changed man from the early days, all under the bridge and history. Sure he was in it to earn a living, no problems there, but I think it safe to say that in the end he was doing it better.

      RIP: I guess you are just young to colour everything in such simple black and white concepts. In 5, 10, 20, 100 years, his kids, his grandkids, his descendants, whoever, these are well wishes for them as much as they are personal or for other readers on slashdot.

      In my world Roland was just a name on my computer screen - for good or bad (I never judged), but he definitely stood out from the noise, a name I became so familiar with that it was an assumed extension of slashdot - from the day I started reading this site to the day I finish, this happy looking old guy with glasses would always be there. Simple as that. It really is a case of "You miss what you took for granted when it's gone", and sometimes it can be a sobering moment when you stop and ponder that it is no more.

      So get your head out of your basement and understand that people are social creatures, we are compassionate, we interact. We might go through predictable motions like saying "Rest in Peace", but for each of us, we mean it in ways that go far beyond a moment of personal gratification.

      No offence taken, not everybody squats on the same tree branch though.

  29. Perhaps many of us misunderstood Roland ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There were submissions from Roland that I thought pointless and absurd, but he also submitted some fascinating stuff.

    It occurs to me now that Roland was "in love" ( in a manner of speaking) with science. And this is probably why he behaved as he did. He wanted to share that which he loved with the rest of us.

    Whether the guy is dead or not, it's hard to hold someone's essentially harmless passion against them. If anything, the world would be a better place if there were more curious and passionate people.

    Finally, I remain utterly amazed that he could manage to assimilate and pass on so much information, and if he really did do it all by himself ( I used to suspect he had a few interns or something ) then he must have been quite a guy.

  30. Truly by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Funny

    He'll be missed.

    But honestly, his death should have been reported via a link to his blog that would THEN link to the page discussing his death.

    Only a fitting tribute.

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    -Styopa
  31. Re:Translation: This is what he is trying to say. by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 4, Insightful

    by lowering reader's estimation of how much Slashdot editors can be trusted.

    Story submitters can't do that. It is the editors' jobs to separate the wheat from the chaff. Failure to do so is what reflects badly on the editors.

  32. adieu by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just one word.

  33. Oh no it's Roland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fetch the holy water and call an exorcist! This time, he's going to stay dead.

  34. Re:Wait a second by pbhj · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kdawson made the phone calls to confirm this before posting it.

    What is netcrafts phone number?

  35. Slashdot by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I think whoever happens to have moderation points today should work hard on pushing the disrespectful comments in this article to -1.

    I don't have them, and I'm not looking at this story again, because I'm grossed out by some of the folks here.

    1. Re:Slashdot by muridae · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its slashdot for God's sake. If you can't laugh at someone's death here where can you?

      On Fark, Digg, and many other sites.

    2. Re:Slashdot by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2, Informative

      That should be "where flaunting your moral bankruptcy is in style"

    3. Re:Slashdot by Follis · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wait.. So you mean the whole United States?

    4. Re:Slashdot by jamstar7 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Its slashdot for God's sake. If you can't laugh at someone's death here where can you?

      4chan.

      Yeah, definitely 4chan.

      And of course here where it's expected to laugh yer ass off.

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
    5. Re:Slashdot by lgw · · Score: 5, Funny

      Moral bankruptcy was so 2008 - fiscal bankruptcy is all the rage in 2009!

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      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    6. Re:Slashdot by Cecil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its slashdot for God's sake. If you can't laugh at someone's death here where can you?

      You can't, and 4chan.

  36. It must be true... by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Funny

    I checked to see who submitted and it wasn't Roland. I would think that this being Slashdot he would have set up a dead-man-switch to make that submission himself.

    It would be only fitting.

    RIP Roland.

  37. Re:Translation: This is what he is trying to say. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps that was right, but Roland has earned a place in the slashdot community.

    I had a good time tagging all of Roland's articles as "ohnoitsroland". It made my days more bearable, and everytime I saw his stories tagged already, I chuckled.

    Roland was a traditional part of Slashdot (for good or bad), and even if only in the form of a meme, I will miss him.

  38. Re:Translation: This is what he is trying to say. by lysergic.acid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Roland might have been short on netiquette when he first started submitting stories to /., but once the community started to speak out against his copy-and-paste blog entries and use of other people's content to earn ad revenue, he stopped doing all that. all of his submissions of late have linked directly to the source article.

    if anything, Roland has contributed greatly to the /. community by submitting a ton of excellent stories--even after he stopped earning ad revenue from submissions--and starting many interesting discussions. so he clearly cared more about /. as a thriving community with a rich online culture than just another business to be monetized. and if you're more worried about Slashdot's value as a business than its usefulness to its users (which is primarily from the discussions that follow each submission), then you clearly don't understand /. as well as Roland did.

    your blatant hyperboles and baseless accusations are more dishonest than Roland has ever been. and i doubt you will ever make as great of a contribution to the /. community as he has.

  39. Re:Translation: This is what he is trying to say. by grub · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Funny, you write the basic truth while his corpse is still warm and are modded Troll.
    Wait a few weeks after they plant him and you'd be modded Insightful

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  40. Re:And I _still_ don't know... by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    ..how to pronounce his name.

    "Oe-Noe-itz-roe-land"

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  41. It's a bit like by Bertie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The old guy in your local bar. You'd be in there regularly, and there he'd be, holding forth at anybody who'd give him the time of day. You'd make for the other side of the bar, grateful that he'd collared some wet-behind-the-ears Johnny-come-lately rather than yourself, because you'd been there enough times before. He'd be chuntering on in the background and you'd pay him little heed.

    And then one day you come into the bar and he isn't there, and you hear he'd passed away, and you realise that you'd miss the old bastard. Because people like that add colour to the world, and what is this life without characters to enrich it, whether you actually like them or not?

    That was Roland for me - I'd come here and I'd see an article submitted by him and there'd be some generally good-natured muttering about his modus operandi. Some people clearly didn't like him, but the truth is I couldn't tell you who any of those people are. But if you asked me to name five people who post on Slashdot, he'd be one of them.

    So by that measure alone, I for one will miss him, and I think Slashdot will be the poorer for his passing.

    Here's to Roland, and to making a difference in any way you can.

  42. A taste of Slashdot by Ostracus · · Score: 2

    "Its slashdot for God's sake. If you can't laugh at someone's death here where can you?"

    I wonder if your mourners would mind if I laugh all the way through your eulogy?

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    1. Re:A taste of Slashdot by stinerman · · Score: 4, Funny

      On slashdot?

      I'd actually be very pleased if my death made it to the front page.

    2. Re:A taste of Slashdot by TheLink · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unless it happened to be a "darwin award" type of death.

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    3. Re:A taste of Slashdot by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah... but posted by kdawson?

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  43. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

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  44. Re:Translation: This is what he is trying to say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Roland was a well intentioned soul and will be sorely missed. I found most who mocked him did so in a jovial spirit, he sparked vigorous debate even from detractors and he encouraged a focus on fringe topics that keep this site unique and interesting. We all have our quirks, and his were more entertaining than frustrating. He will live on in all our hearts as more than just a meme, but as a kindred spirit, as one of us.

  45. Well, he's not here to read the comments. by Starker_Kull · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I always wondered about the following question:

    Why is it we only show up for peoples' weddings and funerals? Do they have to hook up psuedo-permanently with a gal/guy or be in a casket before we'll take the time out of our busy lives to see them?

    So, for all those who miss him in requiem - treat the living, give them as much charity, forgive their trespasses, and appreciate their good qualities while they are still around to hear it.

    R.I.P. anyway.

  46. Re:Translation: This is what he is trying to say. by abuelos84 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because there is something called "respect"... nobody will force you to speak beauty of a man you didn't like, but it'd be "respectful" not to throw shit in a post dedicated to his death... Peace. Drx

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