Red Alert 3 Expansion Announced
TheProphet92 writes "Electronic Arts has announced a single-player only add-on to their popular real-time strategy game, Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3. The expansion features new units and more campaign levels to play. Although not a part of the expansion, 25 new multiplayer maps will be released as part of a patch. 12 of them are 1v1 maps and the remaining 13 are 2v2. Amer Ajami, an EA exec, said, 'Uprising is a game that in many ways reflects the feedback we have gotten from the Command & Conquer community. We're giving gamers more of what they want — more of the fast, fluid and fun gameplay, more of the story we began to tell in Red Alert 3 and more cutscenes featuring top-notch Hollywood talent. At the same time, we're excited we're going to be able to bring new things to the mix, including new units and the Commander's Challenge, which is a great way for players to hone their skills and get deeper into the combat.'"
"Here's a bunch of new units, but you can't use them in multiplayer. Especially not with all of these shiny new maps!
Why don't you go play by yourself, it's not as if multiplayer hasn't supported this franchise for a decade or anything."
RA3 sucked anyway, nobody cares.
EA/Westwood, you're going to need to get your head out of your butt and recognize that there are more companies on the RTS scene than just you and Blizzard. This isn't 1995 anymore. The C&C series just doesn't stand up to what others are doing these days.
Innovate, entertain, or get out of the way.
I wish I was a nigger, I could drive a Cadillac with class
My pocket stuffed with welfare checks, and I could sit on my big black ass
Now you take a nigger, he aint nobody's fool
He doesn't buy any gasoline, to drive his kids to school
Our government has gone crazy, I'd change things if I could
If I was only a nigger, I could afford to live in a white neighborhood
Oh the things that I could do, if I was black and Hell-bent
I could send my kids to college, and it wouldn't cost me one damn cent
The wife and I were down on our luck, we were really getting uptight
They said at the welfare office, "You aint black, you're white."
Oh how I've tried to get a job, a diploma I had with pride
The post office man laughed, and said "You're not dark enough to even qualify"
I took a civil service exam, and passed it without shame
A nigger took one next to me, he couldnt even write his own name
The nigger, he got the job, now he's government top brass
He couldn't qualify for a trash truck, while I'm out on the street on my ass
If I was a Jesse Jackson, I'd be nobody's slob
Wearing $500.00 dollar suits, that nigger hasn't even got a job
If I was Barack Obama, I could sit back and relax
And when sworn in as President, I could paint The White House black
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
If I was a jig-a-boo, I could find me my roots
With a afro big as a watermelon, and a pair of white disco boots
If I was only dark complected, I could stand tall in this life
I could live high off the hog, just me and my white wife
Things used to be segregated, but things are a little off-key
I've never seen a white man as head of the NAACP
It aint that I don't like a nigger, if I've rubbed you wrong by chance
Take a look at that mistletoe hanging on the seat of my pants
If I was a kinky top, I could be a Martin Luther King
I'd have me a vision on a mountain top, my song the whole world would sing
I could have me a peace march on the streets of Memphis, Tennessee
I could tear up the whole damn city, and the police wouldn't dare stop me
A lot of things in life I know, but one thing I cant figure
Why a nigger can call me a honkey and I cant call a nigger, a nigger
If I was a jungle bunny, I could ring a golden bell
I could be a Mohammed Ali, and be loved by Howard Cosell
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
If I was a golliwogg, 7 foot tall and lean,
I could be a famous player on the Washington basketball team
If I was only chocolate brown, I could have me some turnip greens
A possum fat and watermelon, chitlens and a pot of butter beans
Now when Martin Luther King was buried in Washington with class
They put him face down in his box, so the politicians could kiss his ass
I guess its just politics, but it sure gets my goat
Kiss assing with a nigger, just so you could get his vote
If i was only a burr-head, I'd live high on the hill
Selling cocaine and prostitutes, and popping all kinds of pills
Now take the NAACP, they can march and raise all kinds of hell
Let the KKK start to move, and they'll all wind up in jail
I dreamed my life was over, I heard Saint Peter say,
"Today we're taken only niggers, you've gotta go the other way"
Then I heard the Devil, he said "I heard what Peter had to say
But I'm sorry to tell you son, Today in Hell is Nigger Day."
Damn, don't you wish you were a nigger?
I wonder how many times I can activate this expansion before I have to pick up the phone, call EA, wait on hold for 60 minutes, try to explain why I need to activate again, and hope they buy my story.
i shit out an obama
israelis? kill those fucking mulsim bitches. god will reward you for putting bullets in their faggot skulls.
I could never figure out how to order units around though, seemed to use keys like insert and such.
Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
Dear EA
Please restore the ability to zoom out far enough to see more than 1-2 of your oversize novelty units and buildings at once on the one monitor. I will then consider purchasing your RTS games again.
You may like to take a look at Supreme Commander or Red Alert 2 running at a decent resolution to see what I am talking about. You will note that not only can I see my own super cool units, I can also see enemy units at the same time and visually gauge what the hell is going on. This has the bonus of actually allowing me to enjoy playing the game.
Regards
- a one-time Red Alert junkie
Read Pynchon.
Not only did I buy a game from EA, I bought it via Steam. Two things I have repeatedly sworn I would never do again. Steam isn't as bad as it used to be, but woe unto they who have technical support issues. If it's a third party game (like nearly everything on steam) you're SOL getting support from them. To their credit, EA support seems to respond to email within about 24 hours. The problem is, they never give you a correct answer. I feel like some kind of junkie. I just never learn. Check out my last exchange with EA support... At least they're polite.
Customer 01/08/2009 07:40 PM
I fixed my problem by deleting my steam copy of Warhammer Online and downloading a copy of the game via bittorrent.
Pretty poor solution in my opinion, but nothing else worked. It's pretty bad when a paying customer must download a pirate
copy of a game to make it work.
Response (Chandan T.) 01/09/2009 09:29 PM
Greetings,
Thank you for writing to Electronic Arts.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused to you but we never recommend you to use a pirated downloadable copy of
the game as it may contain harmful contents for your PC. It seems that your downloadable copy had some corrupted files
and thus you should have re-downloaded the game through Steam Client instead of any external un-official link.
Should you require any further assistance, please visit our support knowledge base at www.support.ea.com for a quick
reference.
Sincerely,
EARepCaine
Player Relations
Electronic Arts
Customer 01/09/2009 11:32 PM
At first, I was just disappointed in the product and the support received for the product. Now I'm almost beginning to get
angry. Did anyone even bother to read the original question or the subsequent updates? I stated clearly that I reinstalled the
game several times via Steam. Not one of the responses I have received from EA support has addressed any of my
issues. It is more than a little irritating then when it is suggested that my "downloadable copy had some corrupted files" and
that I "should have re-downloaded the game through Steam Client instead of any external un-official link". That was
EXACTLY the point of my last response. I downloaded the game from Steam at least three different times, all with the same
result. Never mind that it was an eleven gigabyte download each time. The really funny thing is, the copy I pulled from an
"external un-official link" works just fine. I guess the joke is on me since I paid to go through all this hassle.
I don't need
This link is relevant to my interests: http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=199985
I agree with you. But I've found that you can change the default zoom level in the RA3 WorldBuilder (was released recently).
An unfortunate limitation: Don't go out too far though, or you won't be able to hear the unit sounds. :(
This pisses me off.
First, they cut 4v4 play (which the red alert series used to have and which ra3 was announced to support). Then, they release the game with lobsided support of 1v1 and 2v2 over 3v3 maps.
Now, they're going to release an expansion pack with NO 3v3 maps whatsoever?!
Hell, I like ra3. A few friends and I enjoy playing 3v3 online (in lieu of 4v4). 25 new maps and none of them 3v3?
Fuck you, EA. I probably would have bought this expansion if you added 4v4 support back in or atleast threw 2 or 3 3v3 maps in there.
I loved the old C&C games (including Generals) and RA games except Tiberian Sun, but RA3 just didn't hit me. I played the multiplayer beta and single player demo, but wasn't impressed with RA3. What about the rest of you?
Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
I got RA3 for a christmas present. Being cheap I had decided to not get an internet connection for my house and just go online at work. Thanks to securerom, I could not install and play RA3 on my home gaming computer. Secruerom requires an internet connection to verify that you have installed 5 times or less. I had to get a version off The Pirate Bay (using a relatives DSL connection) that had secruerom stripped... and that version has a bug where the solo missions only get to a certain level before crashing.
Yes, I know I'm cheap as hell and should get an internet connection, but still...
I was extremely pissed with not being able to play my Christmas present thanks to the Securerom antipiracy protection, and I find it ironic that thanks to the antipiracy tools on the disk, I was forced to pirate a copy just in order to play a legally obtained game.
Fuck RA3. I'm never buying an EA game again.
that pic is of a twin headed ogre from warcraft 3. may be EA can learn something about RTS from blizzard !