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Nintendo Files Patent For Game That Plays Itself

Kotaku points out a recent patent filed by Nintendo which automates gameplay unless the user specifically chooses to play a particular part of the game. Quoting: "The new system, described in a patent filed by Nintendo Creative Director Shigeru Miyamoto on June 30, 2008, but made public today, looks to solve the issue of casual gamers losing interest in a game before they complete it, while still maintaining the interest of hardcore gamers. The solution would turn a game into a full-length cut scene of sorts, allowing players to jump into and out of the action whenever they wanted. But when played this way, gamers would not be able to save their progress, maintaining the challenge of completing a game without skipping or cheating."

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  1. This patent might be thrown out: by gcnaddict · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's look at it this way: this is combining simple, linear bots into the storyline which play as the first person in the event that the main player gets bored.

    Am I the only one who sees this as a bit obvious and un-patent-worthy? Games have been doing this for a while during Demo screens... just without the story advancement.

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    1. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by JimboFBX · · Score: 1

      Do anything in games ever get patented really? I mean the controller yeah, but everything else is just another game's "inspiration". Imagine if having a first person viewpoint and shooting something out the center of it was patented...

    2. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by kiwijapan · · Score: 0

      The new system, described in a patent filed by Nintendo Creative Director Shigeru Miyamoto on June 30, 2008, but made public today, looks to solve the issue of casual gamers losing interest in a game before they complete it, while still maintaining the interest of hardcore gamers..

      I don't think this is "un-patent-worthy". A company is free to patent a new technology that they think will make them money, assuming it doesn't infringe on other patents. I do think that this is another way to keep casual (read: only on the weekends etc) gamers interested enough to keep buying games that they have no real interest in completing.

      Maybe they should put more effort into making games that casual gamers won't lose interest in, rather than admitting by way of patent that a great deal of games on the market just aren't made well enough or with a sufficiently interesting storyline to keep gamers interested...

    3. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by evanbd · · Score: 1

      I think software patents are bad, and that therefore this is not patent worthy, but I'd be hard pressed to find a game that does this. Sure, there are the occasional playable cutscenes. But in how many of those can you do more than wander around? Can you name a single game where you can just decide to not to play while in the middle of any given level, and the game will play for you? I'm not sure I like the idea, but it does sound different and neat. Possibly very interesting, if used well -- or possibly doomed to the trash can and a few gimmicky bargain bin games. Time will tell, I suppose, but it certainly sounds like something that hasn't been tried before.

      Often times the creativity lies not in producing the answer, but in framing the question. Sure, it's obvious how to do it -- but no one noticed that it needed doing before. Maybe that's because it doesn't, or maybe it's because no one had the flash of inspiration. Time will tell, I suppose.

    4. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Isn't it more or less the same principle as an autopilot?

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    5. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      The problem is that there is quite a bit of prior art to this. For example, Dungeon Keeper in which you can just sit there after building a dungeon, or you can take over a creature using first-person controls.

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    6. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WoW + Glider?

    7. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by dougisfunny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      left 4 dead?

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    8. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Not bored, overwhelmed. It's a hint system.

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    9. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is "un-patent-worthy".

      In what sense?

      1. According to the literal words of the constitution ... limited period, progress in the useful arts etc.
      2. According to the USPTO's interpretation thereof?
      3. According to how you think the law should be?

      Under 2 of course, anything is patentable, even a particular shade of a colour.

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    10. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Can you name a single game where you can just decide to not to play while in the middle of any given level, and the game will play for you?

      Ur-Quan Masters. You can either fly through hyperspace by yourself, or let the autopilot guide you. The former has advantages if you're flying through enemy territory and want to avoid confrontations. The old Elite games also have an autopilot available. Coming to think of it, World of Goo's "skip this level" feature could be considered effectively the same as a self-playing feature.

      And doesn't Eve Online have time-based skill increase even if you're not logged in ? For that matter, don't most MMORPGs have bots that auto-grind the character for you ? That would indicate that the whole concept of MMORPG needs to be reconsidered, since the whole point of a game is to e fun, but that's another discussion entirely.

      For that matter, what about multiplayer strategy games which allow players to come and go ? The computer takes over any empty seats and gives over to a human player upon request. And then there's ProgressQuest. Heck, the automatic trading systems in real-life stock market could be considered prior art. This whole patent is utterly ridiculous, even for a software patent.

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    11. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Final Fantasy XII comes close.

      Combat is menu-driven: you give your characters orders, they follow orders.

      You also have the option to give your party members "programs" (called "gambits" in the game) to follow; the characters follow gambits unless you manually override them (or turn that character's gambits off).

      Gambits look like this:

      Ally HP Heal Ally with Potion (top priority)
      Foe: Nearest -> Attack (next priority) ...etc

      This is only partial automation -- it handles combat, but doesn't, say, walk your dudes to the next cutscene.

      Whether it's a close enough match to this patent is out of my league to ascertain.

    12. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While playing Left 4 Dead, in the middle of a game you can select "Take a Break" and the game will throw a bot in for you.

      When the game first came out the bots would just mill about and make very slow progress, however this made it too easy for the (pc playable) zombies. They have since upped the aggression on the bots so that they move through the level at about the pace of a normal player.

      So yes, this is already in a game that's been released.

    13. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by wisty · · Score: 1

      Prior to this, Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countdown_to_Doomsday) in 1990 on the Sega Megadrive, and other systems - was a DnD style team RPG that let you use "Quick combat" to put characters on "auto-combat" for the fight scene.

      I wouldn't be surprised if there were older examples.

    14. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Yes, but taken further in a way that makes it qualitatively different. I have yet to see a flight sim autopilot that will fly the entire mission, including any combat sequences...

    15. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Dungeon Siege also played itself. The player was just along for the ride with minimal interaction.

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    16. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up. Left 4 Dead has a specific feature where a player can go 'idle' and a bot then takes over playing for them. It's a bit more obvious in a cooperative MP setting than a strictly single player setting, but there is distinct prior art.

    17. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Correct, but I was talking general principles. But take the case you mentioned, I don't see the point in that.

      To paraphrase what someone else said in this thread, games are escapism, so why escape from them?

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    18. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Well, as I've said... I'm not convinced this patent is useful. And I don't think it should be patentable. But I do think it's original. I could see deciding that the game was too hard (or, say, I was too tired/inebriated/distracted) but that I was enjoying the plot and wanted to watch it. I see it as a blurring of the line between games and movies.

    19. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is "un-patent-worthy".

      In what sense?

      1. According to the literal words of the constitution ... limited period, progress in the useful arts etc.
      2. According to the USPTO's interpretation thereof?
      3. According to how you think the law should be?

      Under 2 of course, anything is patentable, even a particular shade of a colour.

      [Citation needed]

      ... or at least a bit more specification. A color is certainly patentable as part of a design patent or even a plant patent, but in a utility patent? Do you have any examples?

      As for a game that can play itself when the player gets stuck but allows the player to immediately take control again at will, that certainly seems to fall under the Constitutional definition of useful arts and the statutory definitions in 35 USC 101. Why do you think it doesn't?

    20. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Stepmania does this, you can press a button to have the game autoplay for you while you watch, or walk away for a moment.

    21. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by Golddess · · Score: 1

      But can I take that same code to auto-play any other random game?

      We need to look at what exactly Nintendo is trying to patent here. If it's the idea of coding a specific set of instructions per game to auto-play the game, then no, it should not be patentable, and not just because of all the prior art.

      But if they developed a drop-in system that can auto-play any game.. well fuck, Nintendo basically just created Skynet. May as well give them the patent, we're already screwed.

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    22. Re:This patent might be thrown out: by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe they just came up with the idea of Skynet, and haven't actually developed it yet. Still, they should be able to patent it then right?

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  2. It will never stand. by callistostg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Square-Enix has prior art on their side with Final Fantasy XII.

    1. Re:It will never stand. by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Interesting

      *cough*Idlerpg*cough*

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    2. Re:It will never stand. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      But you do play idlerpg by NOT doing anything. So it's still an active choice from your side, so to speak :D

    3. Re:It will never stand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually FF VII for the PC had a seperate mini RPG game, where a chocobo ran around a dessert and killed enemies and search for treasure.

      You couldn't play the game yourself, but the items it found would be transferred to your FF save game i think. (all a bit way back, to remember clearly.)

    4. Re:It will never stand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Warlords II and Warlords III from Red Orb also allowed jumping in and out of a game that coul dbe auto played.

    5. Re:It will never stand. by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Damnit! There goes my funny comment.

    6. Re:It will never stand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was originally a PocketStation minigame... the PocketStation was a memory card with a screen and buttons (think Dreamcast) that was only released in Japan.

    7. Re:It will never stand. by Garrett+Fox · · Score: 1

      Seriously. My first encounter with the game was a demo in a game store, where I was walking around a beach and eventually fighting a T-rex. At first I thought it was neat that my party members could automatically heal each other and so on... but then I realized they were doing fine against the dino, and that no further input was required from me. I stepped back from the controller and watched. Later, I bought the game, but got bored of it a few hours through.

      Hey, what about "Progress Quest?"

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    8. Re:It will never stand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That's not true. FF-XII's Gambit system doesn't complete the game for you. It merely automates the battle scene and you still need to manually move the characters around from location to location.

  3. Progress Quest! by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Or, at least, Progress Quest with the addition of an option to play it. Frankly, I don't see why adding an option to play a game is defensibly patentable. I mean, I could choose not to play it without any special technology at all!

    1. Re:Progress Quest! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of how a guy I know played Dune II.

      Towers and those free artreides helicopters :D

      Just spamming copters all the time.

    2. Re:Progress Quest! by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      I caught a friend of mine Jonesing for football so bad one day he sat down and watched the game play itself... at least that's what I thought. I caught him again, and he finally admitted he liked watching the defensive plays and picked up only when it was his turn to be on offense.

      These conceptual patents give me the creeps - there's no huge innovation here at all.

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    3. Re:Progress Quest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you are onto something here. How about patenting for not playing the game at all and claiming to have it completed? No one's done that before, right?

  4. What Happened To Nintendo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    The Wii was pretty fun around the holidays a couple years ago when it was first released. But the novelty has long since worn off.

    But over that time they seem to have completely given up on gamers with basically nothing new to show other than things like that mind bogglingly bad Wii Music.

    The only people I've heard talk about the Wii in real life this past year have been married couples who heard about Wii Fit and see it as another fad diet type thing to try out.

    I've checked the release list of upcomming Wii games time and time again and there is nothing there worth playing or interesting enough to go drag the old Wii out of the closet.

    1. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see this post every time a story pops up that's even vaguely Wii-related. Sometimes I've gotta wonder if it's actually different people or the same broken record. I guess The Conduit, Sin and Punishment 2, Punch Out and Tenchu: Shadow Assassins don't exist and I'm just imagining them whenever I check the list of upcoming games for the Wii.

    2. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And someone always indignantly types out a paltry little list of Wii games that are at best mildly interesting at best.

      Where are these revolutionary games that were supposed to change the face of console gaming?

      Where are these games that have gameplay mechanics never seen before?

      Where are all of the major Nintendo franchises?

      Nothing but GameCube games with some motion controls bolted on. That gets old real quick.

    3. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Where are these revolutionary games that were supposed to change the face of console gaming? Where are these games that have gameplay mechanics never seen before?

      They typically get dismissed as non-games, or as Nintendo abandoning the hardcore gamer, where 'hardcore' is defined as 'FPS'.

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    4. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And someone always indignantly types out a paltry little list of Wii games that are at best mildly interesting at best.

      Where are these revolutionary games that were supposed to change the face of console gaming?

      Exactly the same could be said for the PS3 and xBox. Nothing but PS2 and original xbox games with better graphics.

      Whats your point?

    5. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Indeed, one of the things that I've noticed is that hardcore gamer isn't something that Nintendo ever really aspired to. Not that they should because the so called "hardcore" gamers make up a much smaller portion of the pie than more casual ones.

      Look at the older games and only a relatively small number could be reasonably defined as for hardcore gaming. And usually it was because you really needed to have a hint guide to finish them or were ridiculously designed. Karate kid, I'm looking at you.

      FPSes suck on a console, they just suck, the controls are terrible and ultimately very little can change that. A keyboard and mouse is a much better choice for that sort of gaming. You shouldn't have to play every consolve version starting with the SNES to be comfortable with the controls. You should be able to pick it up in a few minutes. If it takes longer than that, the controls need to be fixed as they are terribly, terribly broken.

    6. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

      FPSes suck on a console, they just suck, the controls are terrible and ultimately very little can change that. A keyboard and mouse is a much better choice for that sort of gaming.

      But how do you plan to fit four keyboards and four mice around a single TV in a social gaming scenario?

    7. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are these revolutionary games that were supposed to change the face of console gaming?
      You don't think Wii Sports has changed the face of console gaming? If not, I know a group of senior citizens who would like to speak with you.

      Where are these games that have gameplay mechanics never seen before?
      Other than the four I listed?

      Where are all of the major Nintendo franchises?
      Other than Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Pikmin, etc. ?

      Nothing but GameCube games with some motion controls bolted on. That gets old real quick.
      No quicker than PS2 games with bloom and pixel shaders bolted on.

    8. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      You don't, even console FPSes are abandoning single-system multiplayer by now.

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    9. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by tepples · · Score: 1

      So what video game do you choose to play when you have friends over that don't own sufficiently powerful laptop computers and copies of the same games that you play?

    10. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats what LAN parties are for...regardless whether you consider them viable or not.

    11. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Something that isn't an FPS?

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    12. Re:What Happened To Nintendo? by Hyperhaplo · · Score: 1

      FPSes suck on a console, they just suck, the controls are terrible and ultimately very little can change that. A keyboard and mouse is a much better choice for that sort of gaming.

      But how do you plan to fit four keyboards and four mice around a single TV in a social gaming scenario?

      Easy. Remove the TV, put some tables in, get four monitors and computers plus associated bits and pieces, add a switch and frag to your hearts content.

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  5. a bit late there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have they never heard of Conway's Game of Life?

  6. itself by big+whiffer · · Score: 2, Funny

    nintendo didn't file the patent, the patent filed itself.

  7. Sounds like a tool assisted speed run.... by VinylRecords · · Score: 1

    For years people have been programming entire play-throughs of games using programmable inputs on emulators.

    This is the same concept, you input an exact sequence of events for the controller, that will exactly complete a part of the game, or the entire game if you want. But instead of the tool-assisted-speed-run community doing it, it is the developers themselves this time.

    It is very very complicated to program input commands for a game and doing a run through of an entire game is incredibly laborious. You need to now each frame, every aspect of the game, and compensate and adjust for each factor. And randomness? Some programmed inputs for games have luck manipulation in them. For example, in the Mega Man X series the boss A.I. would behave seemingly random in their attack patterns. So if you input attack commands and the boss randomly jumped over you, you would need to input direction commands to compensate for having to fire in a new direction. But once you commit to those programmed commands you have no control over how the A.I. is going to behave the next time you execute the script. But, for the MMX series, there are certain inputs if the player makes them, such as dashing twice then jumping, that make the bosses attack in the same way over and over again eliminating any randomness. But programming a single boss fight in a nearly two decade old Mega Man game for the SNES takes hours and hours of programming and testing.

    It would be more logical for Nintendo to ship a DVD with a video walkthrough of the game. Or smarter, create a Nintendo YouTube channel featuring video walkthroughs of each level.

    People the day Super Mario Galaxy (Wii) came out uploaded the entire game level by level and how to beat each level.

    Nintendo recently hired tournament fighting game player David Sirlin to produce tutorial videos for playing Nintedo's Supure Smash Brothers Brawl game for Wii.

    Watching an A.I. that is going to take hours and hours of programming beat a level in a meticulously perfect and robotic fashion isn't going to improve the gaming experience for anyone. Games already have easy, normal, and hard modes. Do we really need to dumb down Mario even more because kids can't finish them?

    Video walkthroughs, especially free ones on YouTube, should be sufficient enough to help people beat part of a level. If you can't manually beat part of a game...the you can't do it at that time. Practice or give up. What happened to losing?

    In some of Nintendo's top selling game you lose. Wii Sports, Mario Kart, Smash Brothers, there are is only one 1st place. I don't want to see developers WASTING time programming A.I. to help out the scrubs and novices beat games designed for challenging people.

    How do we know that Nintendo won't start dumbing down games to make them beatable for even barnyard animals? Hey Timmy the cat beat Super Mario Universe just press the A.I. button...

    1. Re:Sounds like a tool assisted speed run.... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      A full TAS is hard because it needs to be optimized for time, a walkthrough helper wouldn't need to shave off frames and such, just use savestates to avoid taking hits/failing.

      An advantage of this helper over GameFAQs is that you can use it directly to skip parts if you just cannot do it. A regular walkthrough can only tell you what to do, if you're not good enough to actually do it that's of no use to you.

      A side effect could be that this allows games to get harder again because there's no need to worry about people getting stuck and trading the game in early.

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    2. Re:Sounds like a tool assisted speed run.... by Ubahs · · Score: 1
      If this was built into a game, however, the game could be programmed to always do the same thing - as a toggle. This would make the pain of 'randomness' go away. These type of things are already done internally at several game studios, that I know about. Some had it down to locking the random number generator's seed to a predefined value, enemies would always dive the same direction, always miss every fourth shot, etc. Other methods were to just prevent enemies from firing and moving around, then having a tester record their actions through the whole game.

      Turn off the bot and the game goes through as before, so I don't think the games have to be dumbed down to make this technology possible.

      I hear you on the frustration of making a bot go through a game accurately, I used to do automation for some Xbox360 games.

      I think this is a good idea. I have about 30 games that I don't want to put the time into finishing, but I'd love to see how the game progresses.

      It might actually make me want to pick up the controller and take over, which is something I wasn't going to do before.

    3. Re:Sounds like a tool assisted speed run.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watching an A.I. that is going to take hours and hours of programming beat a level in a meticulously perfect and robotic fashion isn't going to improve the gaming experience for anyone

      You're doing it wrong: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=auto+mario

    4. Re:Sounds like a tool assisted speed run.... by emilng · · Score: 1

      I think the view that the traditional play model of the player being the hero with the singular goal of "beating" the game is the only way to design and play a game is the problem here. The potential for a hero character that plays itself and allows you to jump into the game at any point would be much greater if you throw away that assumption.

      Games initially had no end and were solely exercises in getting a high score. This was eventually replaced by the "reach the ending" model of gaming that you're referring to. I think this phase of game design is already starting to lose appeal and is giving way toward gameplay based on achievements. Even with achievements game designers are still putting too much emphasis on getting the player hero to the end as the end all be all goal of someone playing the game rather than allowing for other modes of gameplay.

      The hero should be allowed to reach the "end" if left alone, but the player should be also be allowed to play as the antagonist who can choose to kill the hero character or try escaping before the hero reaches them. The player could also choose to play as the sidekick who may help the hero reach their destination sooner, backstab the hero and prevent them from reaching their destination or exact revenge on the antagonist who managed to kill the hero. So each different way of playing has its own set of achievements and associated scripted sequences.

      The barnyard animal could choose to just sit back and let the hero reach the end while the "serious gamer" could try playing as the sidekick and reach the end of the game before the hero does.

  8. And when the console gets bored? by VShael · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or finds the game too difficult?
    I don't want to come home and find my Wii browsing for tech-porn.

    1. Re:And when the console gets bored? by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      On the Eighth Day, Machine just got upset.
      A problem Man had never seen as yet.

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  9. Angband prior art by imbaczek · · Score: 2, Informative

    IIRC Angband bots did that.

    1. Re:Angband prior art by StupiderThanYou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IIRC Angband bots did that.

      And they still do. The Angband borg and screensaver is available at http://itctel.com/~apwhite/andrew.html

    2. Re:Angband prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crawl has a builtin "explore dungeon" button that comes close. I honestly came to miss it in nethack & angband.

  10. If they wanna impress me... by h3llfish · · Score: 1

    ...they need to make a Wii that goes to my job for me. I enjoy playing the games, so I have that part covered. What's next, a Wii that drinks my beer and has sex with my girlfriend?

    1. Re:If they wanna impress me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what girlfriend. i'de say this patent has a better chance thanking the average slashdotter off getting laid.

    2. Re:If they wanna impress me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have sex with your girlfriend if you want.

    3. Re:If they wanna impress me... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      What's next, a Wii that drinks my beer and has sex with my girlfriend?

      How about a Wii that finds you a girlfriend ?-) It might be more relevant...

      ...now that I think of it, a dating service based around game-playing girls and the games they play might actually work. It's a common hobby, after all, and tying it into the online aspect of Wii would help keep the grievers out, since you'd need to buy a new console to re-register if you're banned. Plus, as I noted above, this is a demographic which might actually find the service extremely useful.

      As a motivator once but it: "Dare to dream - you can have it all" ;).

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    4. Re:If they wanna impress me... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      You didn't see that USB powered sex toy? Because I'm sure that could be adapted to the WII.

  11. Spot The Retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow dude you are so cool. All the other kiddies on the school bus say the same thing about FF XII so you might as well parrot it as well.

    With what a fiasco FF XIII is turning out to be even stupid little kids like you will be crying for the good old days before SE turned to shit. Other than Crisis Core, SE has put out nothing but utter garbage this gen.

    1. Re:Spot The Retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Somebody's butthurt.

      Wow dude you are so cool.

      You're certainly one to talk.

      Though, personally, I'd have to say that FFXII was the first Final Fantasy game I've genuinely enjoyed since the SNES. Don't like gambits? Me neither. That's why you don't use them.

    2. Re:Spot The Retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FF XII was definitely the most grown up of all the FF games. The silly comments about the story are like listening to someone complaining how Million Dollar Baby sucked because it didn't have any explosions or car chases.

      Not having a silly love triangle with two differently anime girls was a refreshing change. Funny how so many people consider braindead stuff like that 'having a plot'.

      As far as Square, something has gone terribly wrong with the company. They haven't just put out a single stinker, they are putting out nothing but junk. Not only have they been putting out nothing but junk it has been buggy and shoddy coding too. A dramatic change from previous gens where both Square and Enix were putting out nothing but the highest quality games that were technical marvels outside of the occasional bogus spin off game to one of their main franchises. Most people are already writing off FF XIII now. Better to get over the disappointment early.

    3. Re:Spot The Retard by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Here's the deal. The storyline of FFXII was great, and that's the only reason I finished it. That, of course, has absolutely nothing to do with the game play which was in no way "the most adult" and since that's what we're talking about here you might want to keep it on track.

      I always asked myself, what would it be like if they made a game I could play well while doing 10 other things? Well, they did it, and it's not very fun, not to mention that the characters are 100% interchangeable it almost seems like every aspect of gameplay was designed to make it as insignificant and ignorable as possible.

      They really should have just put the story together as an FMV and sold that for $30 I would have been much happier.

    4. Re:Spot The Retard by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      And have a game that was already a 70 hour waste of time become a 120 hour waste of time because the combat system was designed to function without constant input?

    5. Re:Spot The Retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's no more a "waste of time" than any other video game. And it, like many other video games, is a fun waste of time.

    6. Re:Spot The Retard by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      No, it really is more of a waste of time, because the game has a built in system of automation that it assumes 99% of people will be using, and the gameplay is engineered accordingly. It's like trying to beat GTA only making left turns. Yes, it can be done, but you're not doing anything but making your own life harder with no real added satisfaction.

  12. Life Imitates Art by spoonboy42 · · Score: 3, Funny
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  13. Nintendo have finally realised... by Arrakis+Dv8r · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Nintendo have realized nobody cares enough about their crap games to finish them, so now they'll do it for you :)

    1. Re:Nintendo have finally realised... by Arrakis+Dv8r · · Score: 1

      That said, with the right sort of game it might be a good idea... We've all watched movies and been angered by the stupid decision made by one of the characters ('Go reft indy! Go reft! THE REFT TUNNEL!!!!').

  14. You knew it was coming.... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, games plays without YOU.

  15. Even Ascendancy did this by roguegramma · · Score: 1

    If you use the ANTAGonizer patch and maybe before that, hitting M in the planet management screen will automate planet management.

    Also, if you place a certain file into the base directory of it, the entire game will play itself.

    The idea is obvious what is hard is to do it for a specific game.

    For example, in Master Orion 2 you could choose to automate ship battles, although the automation sucked.

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    1. Re:Even Ascendancy did this by FloodSpectre · · Score: 1

      Most 4X games these days seem to allow you to more-or-less automate planet development. It does tend to get rather tedious building a new set of factories on every single new planet you colonize. Also, I seem to recall Caesar 2 allowing for automated battles as well, and I swear it worked far better than in MoO2.

      More importantly, now I know I'm not the only one who ever played Ascendancy! That game was great back in '95 or whenever.

  16. Um, prior art- Progress Quest by coder111 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This will never stand because of this: http://www.progressquest.com/

    --Coder

    1. Re:Um, prior art- Progress Quest by hezekiah957 · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up if I had points, but this will have to do. When I saw the summary title, I thought the same thing.

    2. Re:Um, prior art- Progress Quest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Left 4 Dead implements this idea to a degree as well. If you AK too long in multiplayer, your character switches to bot mode due to the fact that the game really doesn't allow for sitting still.

      I suppose Nintendo could patent troll them...

  17. Nintendo does it, yes by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nintendo has always played the legal card to the maximum extent possible, going all the way back to the days of draconian contracts that forbade you from making a game for anyone else if Nintendo published one of your games. They tried to control even how much you can advertise. It got ruled invalid eventually, but in the meantime, yes, they did try to put anyone out of business who no loner toes the Nintendo line.

    Or here in Europe they tried to strong-arm the retailers into what they can and can't sell, and basically used the European market as an experiment in whether they can make more money with only a handful of games and restricting access to anything else. They actually got slapped with an anti-trust for that, and were found guilty. Worse yet, it turned out that they knew they're in violation of the law, and had planned to violate it, thinking they can make more money than the fine can possibly be. (Wrong guess.)

    To get back to patents and to more recent times, they also patented or filed for patent:

    - the XBox Live, basically

    - emulation of its own consoles, again, to try to keep other people from doing it (and, yes, they tried to bully emulator developpers before)

    - weird stuff, like comparing each other's avatars online, never mind that people have been holding costume contests in COH since the fucking launch in 2004

    - something as broad as making a stage magician kinda game/sim

    - a "wearable" controller to digitize body motions, never mind that motion capture has been done before like that for ages

    - a rechargeable game controller never mind that chargers like that existed for mice, headsets, and everything for freaking ages before that

    - just about anything you can put a motion detector into, from bikes to teddy bears

    - horror games, or at least stuff like hallucinations or hearing voices in games, never mind that neither is new, and an insanity sim had even been made to train police in how to deal with dementia people

    Etc.

    Some of those seem to even exist just to keep others from doing it. E.g., they filed for a patent for console online gaming, at a time where they were publicly bashing it and saying they have no intention to do that.

    Frankly, I don't get the hardon some people seem to get about Nintendo. While they do have a couple of talented designers, the management has an uninterrupted history of being evil fucks that make MS look good by comparison. They tried every possible way to lock competitors out, and developers in, some of which MS so far never even dreamed about. E.g., I don't remember MS suing anyone for developing for the Mac too. They too broke anti-trust laws. Etc.

    And at least the previous management had no problem with even insulting its customers, especially if, god forbid, they're asking for a genre Nintendo isn't currently selling. Yamauchi publicly called RPG gamers "depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games", for example.

    The only thing that changed that was the GameCube being the second dud in a row, which prompted a mellowing out of attitude. If they ever get back in a positio

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    1. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by pnumoman · · Score: 1

      But that's exactly why Nintendo fascinates me. They manage to utilize all the protections and attacks the law provides for and still thrive; most companies can't, because you just drain goodwill too fast to do business. Nintendo, beyond anything else, does absurdly good PR.

      Which, when you think about it, makes them the revived Apple before Apple.

    2. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by Moraelin · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well, fascinating it is. I don't think many other companies outright insulted their customers (see such Yamauchi quotes as the one I quoted) _and_ business partners (see their attitude to the devs when some threatened to jump ship in the N64 days... which caused most to actually do jump ship) _and_ have a chairman who's publicly _proud_ to not be among the customers (Yamauchi actually took pride in never having played a single video game in his life), and, yes, get such adoring fans.

      I mean, comparing to that, even the patents are nothing. Joe Average doesn't care about our ideological crusades about patents or IP. But call someone names, take pride in not being like him, and have him come back to you wagging his tail, now _that_ is something. I don't know how they do that, but hats off.

      I don't think even comparing them to Apple does either of them justice. Apple and Steve Jobs actually flatter their customers, not insult them. They try to maintain the image that the Apple users are the smart, savvy, hip, cool, etc guys. Steve Jobs certainly takes pride in using his own products and in fact micro-managing the design until it exactly fits his personal taste. I remember keynotes where he stressed that some program was done for him, or beta-tested by him, or whatnot.

      (And I'm not even an Apple fan, and hate the cult of personality around Steve Jobs. But credit where credit is due. He sure knows how to do a keynote and flatter his customers.)

      Mind you, as I was saying, Nintendo does have some good and innovative designers, such as Shigeru Miyamoto, so maybe that's the explanation.

      Maybe a more apt comparison is with the Penny Arade Will Wright's Pee comic strip.

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    3. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I believe you're referring to this Yamauchi speech from Nintendo Spaceworld.

      http://www.gamespot.com/news/2467470.html

      Yamauchi does not say "depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games". What he did say was "stop playing boring games" and "If we can change the quality, the number of the available software titles can be as little as one-tenth the current figure. Somebody says there are a small number of titles available for Nintendo 64 and others say we do not have enough RPG. But it is not the issue this industry can afford to worry about now"

      A company that tries to make games more fun is the kind of company I want to do business with. Nintendo has had oodles of problems with patents, it's only prudent to cover your own ass.

    4. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Well, Yamauchi resigned some time ago. The new leadership was necessary to pull off the changes needed for the DS and Wii. Also most people consider Miyamoto their public faceinstead of Yamauchi and Miyamoto's public character (no idea how he's in private) is pretty humble and friendly.

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    5. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yamauchi publicly called RPG gamers "depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games", for example.

      [citation needed]

    6. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by Moraelin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      [citation needed]

      1. For example, Top 10 Tuesday: Wildest Statements Made by Industry Veterans. It's at number 4.

      2. Do your own fucking research. It takes a whole 5 seconds to copy and paste that phrase into Google. Ah, wait, it's just another meme that lets retards pretend they're part of some big smart family by copy-and-pasting something. Carry on, then. No need to start using your own brain now, after all.

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    7. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Miyamoto is a nice and humble guy, yes. On the other hand, some of the recent blanket patents have been filed by him, or maybe in his name.

      In at least the patent aspect, nothing seems to have changed lately. Nintendo after Yamauchi still patents everything in sight, and every vague idea that they might sometimes use... or just wish to keep their competitors from using. The one in today's news wasn't filed under Yamauchi, was it?

      So at the very least, this still is my answer the OP's "Imagine if having a first person viewpoint and shooting something out the center of it was patented". It's just the kind of thing that Nintendo would patent. If Wolfenstein 3D had been published through them instead of Apogee, yes, I'd imagine we'd have a patent -- or at least patent application -- on using a first person view-point in a game.

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    8. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by emilng · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite quotes happens to be from Yamauchi via Miyamoto,

      Do not try to compete with the others, try to be the only one.

      I think it's a great quote in and of itself, but taken within the context of his anti-competitive practices it puts a whole new spin on things. I guess it makes sense that to not compete you either have to do something completely different from someone else or prevent someone else from doing the same thing as you.

      As far as why people still have such a positive attitude towards such an "evil" company it's similar to why Walmart is so successful. The company gives its customers what they want. For Nintendo it is games that are fun and delivered in an accessible (cheap, easy learning curve) package. For Walmart this is cheap and plentiful products all in one location.

      It's very difficult to be an angel consumer so we all have to pick and choose our fights. For me I buy Nintendo because the fun and cost beats out the evil but I don't buy Walmart because the evil beats out any advantages for me.

    9. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by masterzora · · Score: 1

      As the one making the claim, it is up to you to provide relevant evidence and citations of your claims. To put such a burden on the one you are arguing with is like saying "The gun control is [good/bad], but do your own research to find my arguments unless you're retarded." This is clearly silly.

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    10. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by Moraelin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      First of all, this is a discussion, not an encyclopedia or college. There is no burden of proof, and no claim of accuracy whatsoever. It's on par with overhearing gossip in the airplane. Nobody involved has any kind of duty to document it for you. If you find it interesting enough, do your own research, if not, you know, STFU.

      Second, [citation needed] is an _impolite_ thing to slap onto a conversation. It's one thing to say, for example, "I keep hearing that, but I haven't actually found that interview anywhere. Can you provide a link?" And a whole other thing to slap a "[citation needed]" as if you had some right or expectation to one.

      Again, you have none. It's a forum gossip. Nobody owes you a damn thing. If you can't do your own research, ask nicely. You don't go to your mom and say "food needed" either, and you probably don't go "break needed" in a meeting either. Learn to communicate like a human, not in Wikipedia tags. Especially since again you're not on Wikipedia.

      And if some people are too retarded to communicate, or to tell when they're on a forum from when they're trolling Wikipedia, well, it's their problem not mine. _I_ don't owe them anything whatsoever.

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    11. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      Except that MS, Sony, Apple and even IBM are known to do the same thing.

    12. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      You know what? Providing citations for facts is like bringing a knife to a nuke fight. Nobody else, including you "[citation needed]" assholes, ever backs up their ridiculous assertions.

      I've tried actually backing up my assertions with sources. Know what happens? You spend hours researching a post and forming a strong arguement only to be derailed by the first jackass who says "no it isn't" and pulls some fantasy out of their ass.

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    13. Re:Nintendo does it, yes by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      The thing is, Yamauchi is right about RPG players. That shit is seriously boring. And a game that plays itself is even more boring! Let's have more Mario Galaxy.

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  18. Progress Quest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  19. I did that years ago by Atario · · Score: 1

    A long time ago (we're talkin' 1987 or so here), I wrote a Klondike solitaire game for the PC (CGA, whoo hoo). One of the controls was to toggle auto-play on/off. When enabled, the game would play for you (according to some algorithm I made up[1]). There was even a speed control too, so you could slow it down to see it doing its stuff, or speed up, to the point of having it finish off the game in a flash. It would even quit the game when it saw there were no further possible moves.

    Prior to that, I had a history of modifying preexisting BASIC games to self-play, just for fun, and to see how far I could theoretically go if I had perfect and infinitely fast gaming reflexes (which is far from the reality...).

    [1]
    I remember running a test to see how often it won if it played the whole game start to finish -- it ended up winning about 1/15 of the time (this was using single-card flips from the hand).

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  20. Prior art! by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm fairly sure IBM already patented patenting ideas patenting itself.

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  21. Once again, Barney showed us the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Years ago when I was a game tester at Sega, there was a guy in the next cubicle who was unfortunate enough to be stuck with "Barney's Hide and Seek".

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney's_Hide_and_Seek [wikipedia.org] Though he could generally be heard to be muttering "kill me" over and over to himself, he had the advantage over the rest of us because whenever he wanted to pretend like he was working, all he had to do was slump in his chair with his controller held limply in his hands, doze off, and yes, the game would play itself. The idea,evidently, was that kids of a certain age wouldn't have the attention span or skills necessary to help Barney do whatever it is he does, and so an auto-pilot feature would kick in if you stalled long enough.

  22. And in other news... by psnyder · · Score: 2, Funny

    McDonalds Files Patent for Hamburger that Eats Itself.
    The New York Times Files Patent for Newspaper that Reads Itself and then Complains to Self about it's Left-wing Bias.
    Internet Forum Trolls File Patent for Web Browser that Rick Roll's Itself.

    1. Re:And in other news... by LtGordon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Internet Forum Trolls File Patent for Web Browser that Rick Roll's Itself.

      Too late. That one's mine:
      "A method of hyperlink substitution, whereby the seemingly intended URL is replaced with that of a cheesy 1980's music video."

      Cease and desist or that'll be $1 billion, kthx.

    2. Re:And in other news... by Tatisimo · · Score: 1

      I call prior art on all those: I patented a goatse that gouges out its own eyes back in 1999.

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    3. Re:And in other news... by Ophion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What did apostrophes ever do to you?

    4. Re:And in other news... by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      Internet Forum Trolls File Patent for Web Browser that Rick Roll's Itself.

      Prior Art: RollTube Firefox extension.

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  23. Rog-o-matic? by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mauldin et al., ROG-O-MATIC: A Belligerent Expert System, Fifth Biennial Conference of the Canadian Society for Computational Studies of Intelligence, London Ontario, May 16, 1984.

    Rogue had a storyline in it - okay, not exactly a really complex one, but a storyline nonetheless... and this thing plays it automatically, in case people don't want to play it themselves! Yup, people have been making self-playing games since forever.

    1. Re:Rog-o-matic? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Mauldin et al., ROG-O-MATIC: A Belligerent Expert System, Fifth Biennial Conference of the Canadian Society for Computational Studies of Intelligence, London Ontario, May 16, 1984.

      Rogue had a storyline in it - okay, not exactly a really complex one, but a storyline nonetheless... and this thing plays it automatically, in case people don't want to play it themselves! Yup, people have been making self-playing games since forever.

      But ROG-O-MATIC plays Rogue automatically... even if you do want to play it yourself. There's no ability to place your hands on the keyboard and take control for an hour, then remove your hands and let the bot take over again. Self-playing games isn't the point - it's an assisting game, such that you can play until you get stuck, let the game take over until you're past the particularly difficult platform jump, then take control again for the boss fight.

    2. Re:Rog-o-matic? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      But ROG-O-MATIC plays Rogue automatically... even if you do want to play it yourself. There's no ability to place your hands on the keyboard and take control for an hour, then remove your hands and let the bot take over again. Self-playing games isn't the point - it's an assisting game, such that you can play until you get stuck, let the game take over until you're past the particularly difficult platform jump, then take control again for the boss fight.

      And what, pray tell, is the fundamental difference between an assistive AI that is being used for the entire play session, and one that is used for a part of the play session? How do you implement an AI that can save the game and continue it later? Since Rogue is a game whose environment is mostly determined by random factors, no matter how you make it, the AI has to make observations about the state of the game. There's no big practical difference between an AI that observes the whole game and one that decides to get a situational overview at the beginning of the play.

  24. I'm target audience by MouseR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a casual gamer. Nowhere near hardcore. Partly because of lack of interest, partly because I dont have time to become a good paddle jockey.

    One example of a game where I would have liked this feature is Metroid Prime 3 on the Wii. I absolutely loved this game for the puzzles and roaming around and then suddenly, you're confronted with sudden harsh treatment for a grinding session that only looks and feels like that: a grinding session. Typically, the "scene's boss".

    While I managed to finish the game, there are a couple of ones that I basically turned off the game after a couple of attempts. It made me feel like it was keeping me away from the game. A passage of rights that didn't have much purpose on *my* gameplay.

    Now I know this might very well be due to this particular game itself but the pattern is throughout the game industry, and that's what turning off some prospective players.

    While bot-supported games is nothing new, the fashion in wich this patent attempts to use them is an interesting idea.

    In my view however, it's not worthy of a patent in itself. Games should always have been like this, with some kind of "assist me here" option/widget to get people (with a life) moving on with the game.

    1. Re:I'm target audience by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      Imagine that Metriod Prime 3 had had an auto-play feature. It would get you past the grinds, but it would also get you past the puzzles (after all what you call a grind might be the part someone else loves). The only thing keeping you from using it on the puzzle parts is your own judgment. This puts you in the situation of always having to choose whether a part or puzzle is "too hard" and to use the auto-player. But at the same time conquering something that is "too hard" is an important aspect of fun. Even putting the player in the position of having to make that call can spoil the fun. (I have observed a similar phenomenon with single player cheats and walkthroughs.)

      I'm not saying an auto-player couldn't be done well. I'm just making the observation that it would be hard to get right without destroying the fun of the game.

      (*) I have no ethical objection to single player "cheats" or walkthroughs because the objective is to have fun

    2. Re:I'm target audience by Ophion · · Score: 1

      But at the same time conquering something that is "too hard" is an important aspect of fun.

      No, it is the primary component of frustration, which is never fun. Certain very difficult endeavors in real life are edifying or vindicatory, but it is the rare individual who describes them as entertaining.

    3. Re:I'm target audience by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      Read "A Theory of Fun for Game Design".

  25. plays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that a patent on games that play themselves ?
    or on games that play with themselves ?

  26. A load of Bollocks ... Super Bollocks by meist3r · · Score: 1

    Sorry to say this but this is more wrong than it is right. I can see why they would want to make games that the casual just put aside and jump back in when they feel like it. But for fucks sake, that's not why video games are cool.

    I, for one, need to earn something while playing the game. Be it experience, skill or sheer amusement. The best games, that I remember most vividly, where those that tortured my brain and my hands. That made me swear and hate the enemies. The one that gave me a sense of "I fucking did it" once I was done. What good is a game that lets you escape from all that. Wait a moment. Escapeism for Escapeism? That's a cheap shot.

    Unless they give me some incentive (added bonus, extra trophies, seperate ending) this will be a kick in the face for all hardcore gamers. Right now, if you want to see the end of a game for yourself you need to play and BEAT it (Lamers cheat or go to Youtube). With this every idiot could basically see the end of any given game without putting any real effort into it. That's clearly not how cult games are born. Some of the hardest games on the planet have a distinct following that recruits from the people that love to bitch about how hard it was.

    This is good for the casual gamers and therefore an insult to the hardcore audience of supposedly the same titles. That's like having a guy join a Gold Medal sprint race on a motorbike just because he doesn't want to train as an athlete.

    Let's see what they do with it but so far it sounds like a ridiculous idea. Probably will go nuclear like Guitar Hero and ruin the status quo for all "serious" gamers. What good is talking to someone about a game who always answers "Dunno, I had that section on auto pilot". God Dangit!

  27. Wargames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this how they prevented a nuclear war in Wargames? - by making a computer play tic-tac-toe against itself? ...so if you think about it, nintendo are saving the world...

    1. Re:Wargames by stalky14 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This was done in 1984. All you need to do is enter Number Of Players = 0 and you're done! Actually, in 1985 I modified a Othello game that I typed in out of Compute! to play itself in order to learn the strategy to use to beat the game (Get the corners!). Can I claim prior art? 8^)

  28. Rogomatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rogomatic

    http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~appel/papers/rogomatic.html

    I used to watch it for hours

  29. Prior art - Rogue-o-matic by rlp · · Score: 0, Redundant

    First there was Rogue - a character graphic adventure game. Then there was Rogue-o-matic. I think there was also a variant called AutoRogue.

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  30. How about that 80's tic tac toe game that could be by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    How about that 80's tic tac toe game that could be set to number of players zero and Global Thermal Nuclear War game that you had to dial in to play and it would take over playing for you if you got cut off.

  31. WarGames by skia · · Score: 1

    The WOPR doesn't count as prior art?

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  32. I beleive therer is prior art .. by koutbo6 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    its called masterbation

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  33. a generation too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ancient versions of Final Fantasy already had automatic play (for combats)

  34. Bzzt. Different interview by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nope, it's not even remotely the one I'm refering to. The quote about RPG gamers is from an 1999 interview.

    But, yes, he did do a lot of stupid quotes in his time, including the one you linked to. Telling me that I play boring games, and that I should stop playing them for no other reason than that all the RPG developers left Nintendo... isn't exactly going to make me like him.

    Especially because of this: he didn't play either kind of games, and took pride in not having played any game ever. So _how_ does he fucking know which are boring and which aren't? On what knowledge does he base his presuming to tell me what to play? Oh, wait, he's just telling me to buy his snake-oil and stop buying the competition's. And not even in nice terms.

    I mean, picture me coming and saying something like, "I haven't played any MMO, and I'm proud I never blew my money on those, but I know that Vanguard rules and WoW is crap. Only depressed losers play WoW. Stop playing that boring game now." (Just hypothetically.) Wouldn't you say, "so how would you know, if you haven't played either?"

    I mean it's like a nun telling you which sexual position feels better. Or like a vegan telling you which meat tastes better and which to buy. Or like the Amish telling you which brand of car is more fun to drive. I could go on, but you get the idea already. How would he flipping know?

    But, as I was saying, he doesn't. He was just telling us to stop buying the competition's product and start buying more of his. Without even having used either. Just because one makes him money and the other doesn't.

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    1. Re:Bzzt. Different interview by masterzora · · Score: 1

      There are certainly issues, but I would like to note that avoidance of something does not render one's opinion in the matter irrelevant. In my own experience, people have found my anime recommendations to be very useful and accurate despite the fact that my own anime experience has been very slight (a few episodes of crappy American dubs, a couple episodes of fan-subbed Naruto, and the first several episodes of Higurashi, to be entirely complete). The key is that I associate with a lot of people who watch a lot of anime and talk a lot of anime, and I pick up a lot on it. I'd think working at Nintendo would be a similar experience, so that one who never plays games can still speak with fair authority on the matter.

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    2. Re:Bzzt. Different interview by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Duly noted, but, still, I'm guessing you wouldn't go on a stage and tell people to "stop watching boring anime", from some position of authority, based on just second hand hearsay. It's one thing to offer an opinion when asked, and even then presumably in the same circle from which you already have some idea about their subjective tastes. And it's another thing to go and proclaim what's wrong with someone who likes X, when you haven't even seen X. I'm guessing you don't do that, right?

      Also, at the very least, what he there has is a biased sample.

      It's like, dunno, going to a school with mostly girls (say, being the only guy who's taken women studies in university) and concluding from that sample that Backstreet Boys is the best band in the world, and everyone owns their albums. Similarly, I would guess that the opinions who hears at Nintendo are already biased that way. E.g., I can only guess that Miyamoto isn't a die-hard RPG fan, because he sure isn't making RPGs. I mean, his motto is "Games should be what we would want to play", so if he liked those, he'd make some, right?

      But, again, my problem isn't even with drawing a conclusion from a biased sample. My problem is the willingness to tell everyone else what's wrong with them, if they don't match that sample. Telling someone that his subjective tastes are wrong is pretty darned presumptuous and disrespectful as it is. Doing it without even having any experience to base it on, just makes it stupid too.

      Basically I'm guessing that you know your limits with that limited experience with anime, and don't go insult people who happen to have other tastes. Right? Well, then it's not even remotely the same as the problem I have with Yamauchi.

      And finally, well, I'm not even convinced that it's just a biased sample. He was hyping his own products, and bashing the competition. I don't recall him having anything against RPGs when all the RPG developers were publishing on the NES and then SNES. Only when they jumped ship, _then_ he suddenly thinks RPGs are boring, and people should stop playing them, and RPG gamers are depressed loners in dark rooms. It's hard not to suspect a self-interest bias there.

      Basically in the case about you and anime, I'm willing to assume an impartiality there, because (I assume) you're not selling or producing anime. You have no obvious reason to hype one series and bash another, and probably just relay what's being discussed in your group. But if I saw one anime producer bashing the series of a competitor, I'd have a serious dose of scepticism there.

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  35. Read the summary for cricket's sake by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    Unless they give me some incentive (added bonus, extra trophies, seperate ending) this will be a kick in the face for all hardcore gamers.

    Read the summary for cricket's sake. You can't save your progress if you turn on autopilot.

    1. Re:Read the summary for cricket's sake by meist3r · · Score: 1

      Read the summary for cricket's sake. You can't save your progress if you turn on autopilot.

      So what you'll still be able to see all the levels, beat all the monsters and witness the ending. Who cares if you can't save? You don't have to save because you won't die or pause.

  36. another example by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

    Is the autopilot in BZFlag, if you need to do a quick break you turn on autopilot and your tank goes merrily along and then you can turn it off and continue.

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    1. Re:another example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the auto-combat mode in all the Heroes of Might and Magic games.

      Really, this idea has been around and all over the place for over ten years.

  37. Only Semi-useful to Gamers w/o other options. by DJ+1337+Man · · Score: 1

    I honestly believe that this patent will be thrown out. If, for some odd reason, it gets passed, then it will merely be laughed at and/or abused. My brother is a prime example of someone who would BARELY use this type of "cheating"; he loves the challenge of finishing a game and doing it on his own. He says, and I quote, "The only reason I would use this feature is to [bypass using] YouTube videos so that I didn't have to use the Internet to help me solve my problems." He goes on to say "I wouldn't save the game if I used [this feature], because I would want to do it myself." That shows a TRUE gamer; not some person who would simply use it for cheating and bypassing the requirements.

  38. Prior art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to "play" Romance of the Three Kingdoms (particularly the one on SNES, I think it was II) this way all the time! I've also played plenty of other strategy games just the same. I'd let the AIs duke it out for a while, and then when it looked interesting like a scenario, I'd jump in. I believe FreeCiv can do this, too.

  39. Cruise Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CAPS LOCK is CRUISE CONTROL for COOL.

    Even with cruise control, you still must steer. DUMBASS.

  40. Left 4 Dead Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds just like what happens in Left 4 Dead when somebody leaves your group or goes idle. The AI takes over for them.

  41. Stepmania? by FrostDust · · Score: 1

    Definitely out long before June '08, you can, with the push of a button, turn Autoplay on or off at any time during gameplay.

    ...never mind that it has no cut scenes or plot because it's just a DDR clone, but this feature sounds just like what Nintendo's patent describes.

  42. PRIOR ART by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Exosquad for the Sega Genesis worked almost EXACTLY in this fashion, but not from complete start to finish.

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  43. Re: Auto Pilot/Simulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So...Pretty much like whats already been done in Gran Turismo 4, only in Gran Turismo 4 you are allowed to save the game and use the 'Spec' mode to advance in your career in the game!

  44. Prior Art: Ultima Online by EEBaum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A friend tried to get me into Ultima Online a while back. Once I installed the app, she directed me to an app that would auto-play my character to dig for gold and such, so that I didn't have to spend countless hours on the grind work, but that I could turn off to play when I wanted.

    That lasted about two hours for me. I determined that a game that needs such an app to be fun has a highly flawed design.

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  45. what if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    instead of making bots and ai's to play these unplayable games, they -gasp- made the games more playable? am i supposed to just be obligated to fork over $50 for the latest title now, because i'll inevitably complete it?

  46. This game exists already on the Playstation 3 by kidblast · · Score: 1

    It's called Metal Gear Solid 4

  47. Mario by jlebrech · · Score: 1

    Doesn't Mario Galaxy do this already. when I go to the toilet Mario starts scratching his arse and i don't have to push any buttons. Or does he go to sleep, mhh can't remember.

  48. Space Channel 5 does this - prior art. by GrpA · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is exactly what Space Channel 5 does... Hit a combination of keys on the controller to activate it and the game plays itself. You can switch in and out of the game.

    My kids were amazed at my beat-memory skills as I flawlessly played this game through to the end before I showed them the trick.

    Now sometimes they load it up and activate it just for amusement although they also like playing it too.

    GrpA

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  49. Amazing by wiis4less · · Score: 0

    Love the Wii, can get Nintendo Wii Consoles and Bundles from http://www.wiis4less.com/ Consoles Under $200, but they go fast, check back often!

  50. Point of Law??? by Genda · · Score: 1

    Would masturbation be considered prior art???

  51. No Save? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    "But when played this way, gamers would not be able to save their progress".

    Wait, I'm confused. Most games nowadays take anwhere from 5-200 hours to complete. If you can't save your progress when you play with this feature, how is this at all useful? It becomes little more than a demo to show you the first bit of the game, something games had in 1980 (if you didn't start the game, most games used to go into demo loops which would show you what the game was like).

    1. Re:No Save? by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I did not RTFM, but if the other responses in this thread have actually given me an idea of how this would work, it could be potentially useful in this case:
      1) I save my game in progress
      2) I get to a part where I'm stuck and am frustrated
      3) I turn on autopilot and get past this hard part
      4) I restore the game from step 1, and now am able to get past the frustration point.

      It sort of seems like a way to avoid going to gamefaqs.com. I wish that a lot of games had varying amounts of 'hints'. Even in mostly _simple_ games like the Lego Star Wars games, once in a while I'll get slightly stumped by something (usually with the "DUHH that was obvious" reaction afterwards). Some kind autopilot, or hint system built in, would help.

  52. Wow. Epic fail. by EggMcGuffin · · Score: 1

    And I thought that Nintendo was all about GAMEPLAY :P What's next, a lineup of Pokemon, Animal Crossing and Mario hidden object games? Surely a lack of ability to save doesn't help the casual gamer. Who's going to leave the game running all the time for the multiple hours from intro to outro? Nintendo should work on consolidating its IP lineup by bringing back the good ones - Donkey Kong Country in particular not to mention some 2D Super Mario games for that old-school feel with next-gen perks - rather than focus on silly patents like this. Anyway, casual gamers should be placed on suspended bricks and headbutted from underneath!

  53. PC gaming costs twice as much by tepples · · Score: 1

    But how do you plan to fit four keyboards and four mice around a single TV in a social gaming scenario?

    get four monitors and computers plus associated bits and pieces

    Good luck getting budget approval for that. A lot of families can justify a $300 console + $600 32" monitor + $150 extra controllers + $50 each for 3 games, but not $1600 for four PCs including keyboards and mice + $800 for four monitors and sets of speakers + $160 each for 4-packs of 3 games. For now, I work around the problem by shying away from the M-rated shooters and putting on the Smash Bros.

    1. Re:PC gaming costs twice as much by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      From where I'm standing, your problem is you're paying way too much for every step of the process. low level PCs are virtually free(I've been given two in the past couple months, just because people didn't want them anymore). CRT monitors are being virtually given away (or literally given away -- I've got three). Games are being literally given away, as long as you know where to look.

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  54. Oh this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love this feature in Left 4 Dead, it made me feel less guilty about taking breaks. =)

  55. Not new... by 7Prime · · Score: 1

    Game Arts did this as far back as the Lunar games on Sega-CD, you could choose "Auto", and all characters would continue going until the end of the turn. The Shin Miegami series took this a step further with Persona 3 where the characters just kept going until told to do otherwise. Namco's "Tales of" series has multipul characters, in which any player can step in, at any time, and play as. When not activated, the characters just start playing themselves. I can theoretically setup all 4 characters to play on full auto, and just battle it out using whatever strategies I have set.

    This is not new. Some multiplayer games even automatically take over when players are innactive.

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  56. Kinda vague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many games do this - especially sports games. I always think patens sound like dumb ideas but what they end up being applied to often surprises me. Maybe it's to replace that "pause" button while playing online. You wanna take a piss but others are in the game and need you. If you can just bot your character the video game doesn't chain you to the couch. Personally, I hate online games because they seem so time sensitive, so that's probably why that came to mind. Nintendo is weird, so they'll probably make a 30 hour video game that plays itself and only requires the A button to be pressed four times.