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Why the Mediterranean Is the Net's Achilles' Heel
An anonymous reader writes "A spate of broken cables has brought disruption for many of the world's Web users in 2008 — and the Med has been at the center of the problems. For political reasons, the Mediterranean Sea is an Internet bottleneck through which the majority of traffic between Europe and Asia is squeezed. That traffic must run the gauntlet of earthquakes and heavy maritime traffic to reach its destination. Better and stronger cables are urgently needed to avoid a re-occurrence of the 2008 outages."
Why the Mediterranean Is the Net's Achilles' Heel
Becuase Radia Perlman held the Internet by the Mediterranean when she dipped it into the river Styx?
My work here is dung.
I never had any issues any of the times this happened. I was able to do all the stuff I normally do and visit all the sites I normally visits. This leads me to conclude that the solution is rather simple. The people who are affected by these outages should do something.
It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
I thought of something that should be a pretty simple fix. Why don't they just string the wires over the Mediterranean?
This guy's the limit!
1. acquire non-sea europe to asia internet backbone
2. hire ships to "drop anchor" on internet cables
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!
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$100 will be deduced from the editor's paycheck.
Ha! Joke's on you! They pay us in SCO stock....
Instead of cables, which can be broken, they could use optical links.
Due to the distance and bandwidth needed, powerful lasers would be needed.
Since vast stretches of open water need to be covered, an aquatic platform would be needed, one that could be repositioned for optimal spacing or to avoid obstacles.
Unlike other gratuitous mentions, this really is a case were we could use some frikin sharks, with frikin lasers mounted on their heads.
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
In the 90s it was backhoes. Now it's giant cable-eating squid. What next, volcanic eruptions? Really, the problem is two-fold -- first, cables break
Great point. I suggest lasers.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/1999/07/14/lucent_highlights_laser_networking_system/
Don't worry, Eastern Europe, the Middle East, and Asia! I know your Internet access hangs rather perilously, but calm yourself! I've written a song about it!
(somber, drum beat a la "Ballad of the Green Berets")
O Brave Achilles
Your packets spill
Through the Black Sea
and the Dardanelles
A hero bold
So proud and true
The finest bits
Traverse his tubes
But when the Fates
Judge the big wet
Will their fell looms
Cut the Internet?
(LUTE SOLO)
(-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
Maybe Cthulhu will quit trashing the lines if we offer to set him up a frame r'lyeh switch back at his pad. You know he's all about pirating the tentacle pr0n.
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
Seriously, though, blaming the problem on economics is a copout.
Not all of us type "KeyserSoze 10000" at the console whenever faced with a gold shortage.
Why are costs to lay redundant cables so high?
Perhaps designing something that is several thousand miles long, and under several hundred PSI of pressure, to lay at the bottom of an environment that contains sulphuric acid plumbs, volcanic pits, and large numbers of angry monsters, is not easy.
What can be done to convince the telcos that laying redundant cables is a good idea? What can tip the CBA to the B side?
Threats of violence, regulation, and regular bombing of the opposition has worked well for us in other areas.
How much money do the telcos lose when a line goes down? Over time, is that more than the cost of running redundant lines?
Obviously, it is not more than the cost of running redundant lines or they would have done so by now.
So yes, it's economics, but saying it's economics is glossing over the important details.
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It's always fun to get to use a pompous, self-indulgent know-it-all's own "sources" against him.
http://www.bartleby.com/68/95/2695.html
I think that the US govt should just provide Europe and Asia a free, high speed satellite link for all their traffic to route thru instead of thru undersea cables. The traffic will be all safe and reliable, and of course would be 100% snoopage free.
I'll just have to get redundant anchors then. ;)
And here I thought a 'Gantlet' was a chart which showed exactly when you would be hit with whips and staves, so that each hit would come after the ones before it and only when there were enough people and whips available to do it.
So yes, it's economics, but saying it's economics is glossing over the important details.
Circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because circular logic works because...
I'm with you so far, but then what?
It's just gotten a lot of attention lately because of the attached conspiracy theorists looking to "prove" that Bush was going to attack Iran (he didn't).
He's still got six days left! Watch the news next Monday, I'm telling ya!
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