The Universe As Hologram
Several readers sent in news of theoretical work bolstering the proposition that the universe may be a hologram. The story begins at the German experiment GEO600, a laser inteferometer looking for gravity waves. For years, researchers there have been locating and eliminating sources of interference and noise from the experiment (they have not yet seen a gravity wave). For months they have been puzzling over a source of noise they could not explain. Then Craig Hogan, a Fermilab physicist, approached them with a possible answer: that GEO600 may have stumbled upon a fundamental limit where space-time stops behaving like a smooth continuum and instead dissolves into "grains." The "holographic principle" suggests that the universe at small scales would be "blurry," its smallest features far larger than Planck scale, and possibly accessible to current technology such as the GEO600. The holographic principle, if borne out, could help distinguish among competing theories of quantum gravity, but "We think it's at least a year too early to get excited," the lead GEO600 scientist said.
[pulls out 3-D glasses]
That we're all living on a small anti-counterfeiting patch on God's MasterCard?
The contest for ages has been to rescue liberty from the grasp of executive power. -- Daniel Webster
Nope, not a hologram.
Mine is Good
There is no spoon?
He showed that the physics inside a hypothetical universe with five dimensions and shaped like a Pringle is the same as the physics taking place on the four-dimensional boundary.
[checks calendar] No, it's not April yet... that settles it then -- we must be living on a giant potato chip! Precisely the type of universe one would expect a Flying Spaghetti Monster to design!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
The small anti-counterfeiting patch on my MasterCard could be...
One tiny little universe.
Screw that! I'm getting drunk NOW!
Woohoo!
What?
To say that certain aspects of the universe can be modeled using elegant mathematics, and that this implies a designer is a non sequitor. If I was God, I would have used 6th order equations, all the way down, just to show how awesome at math I was.
What do you call that field which is practiced by the people we generally call "philosophers?"
I think the current parlance is "food preparation technicians."
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
From Me: Universe, please start beach babe program 101.
From Universe: Fatal error in beach babe execution. Dork array value out of range.
*sigh*
Nevermind...
~~ Behold the flying cow with a rail gun! ~~
If I was God, I would have used 6th order equations, all the way down, just to show how awesome at math I was.
What's wrong with the turtles?
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Evolution.
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