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Feds To Offer Cash For Your Clunker

coondoggie sends along a NetworkWorld piece that begins, "The government... wants to motivate you to get rid of your clunker of a car for the good of the country (and the moribund car industry). A 'Cash for Clunkers' measure introduced this week by three US Senators, two Democrats and a Republican, would set up a national voucher program to encourage drivers to voluntarily trade in their older, less fuel-efficient car, truck, or SUV for a car that gets better gas mileage. Should the bill pass, the program would pay out a credit of $2,500 to $4,500 for drivers who turn in fuel-inefficient vehicles to be scrapped and purchase a more fuel-efficient vehicle."

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  1. Crap by Zerth · · Score: 1, Funny

    I knew I should have held on to that rusted out 95 Grand Am a little longer.

    Only got a couple hundred for it, and $100 of it was a new battery and a full tank.

  2. Re:My old car is fine by Kangburra · · Score: 5, Funny

    and can fit almost two bodies in the trunk.

    Hans Reiser, is that you?

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    Common sense is not so common
  3. Re:Won't Help Big Three by bitrex · · Score: 2, Funny

    A base trim-line 2004 Ford Taurus with about 120,000 miles. :)

  4. Re:Won't Help Big Three by quist · · Score: 3, Funny
    • Junkyard receives old car
    • Junkie sorts; lists "interesting" carcass
    • Motorhead buy rusting hulk
    • ...many weekends later
    • Motorhead retitles vintage gem as "Salvaged"
    • ...much dancing and joy at local Sonic
  5. Re:US gallon vs Imperial gallon by bigdavex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Therefore, the environmentally responsible thing to do is import imperial gallons from the British.

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    -Dave