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The In-Progress Plot To Kill Google

twitter writes "Four years after Steve Ballmer vowed to kill Google, Wired details Microsoft's, AT&T's, and big publishers' ongoing slog. The story is filled with astroturfers, lobbyists and others spending millions to manufacture FUD about privacy and monopoly in order to protect the obsolete business models of their patrons, who are mostly known for progress-halting monopoly and invasion of privacy. Their greatest coup to date was preventing Google from rescuing Yahoo."

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  1. Summary omission by SupremoMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Summary omits any references to chair throwing :(

  2. LEAVE GOOGLE ALONE!!! by gsslay · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Their greatest coup to date was preventing Google from rescuing Yahoo."

    Poor Google. Selflessly throwing a lifeline to troubled Yahoo without a thought for their own safety or position. And do people thank them for it? Noooo. You'd think they were doing it for their own benefit.

  3. WHY the hell it cant be heroism ? or goodwill ? by unity100 · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's absolutely appalling to see people feel they have to tie every move which happens on top of the business world to some 'logical and rational market move' or some darwinian bullshit.

    excuse me guys, but, people on top of business world, board of directors, ceos, executives are ALL people. they have various emotions like anyone else. remember how a number of executives had totally crashed u.s. and world economy out of pure simple greed, letting go of all reasonable precautions and moves with the hedge fund gig.

    the fact that up to this date many of the moves on top of business world have been done through selfish, negative interests does NOT mean that it has to be like that forever into the future.

    they are people. yes, a board of directors, executives CAN feel positive emotions, and CAN move out of goodwill, or a sense of honor, or any other similar emotion.

    none of them are exempt from being homo sapiens sapiens, after all, which is what we all exactly are.

    1. Re:WHY the hell it cant be heroism ? or goodwill ? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most business decisions aren't based on the decisions of one person. There are exceptions, to be sure, but most business decisions are based on rational conclusions drawn by a company's panel of experts in the area the decision is made by.

    2. Re:WHY the hell it cant be heroism ? or goodwill ? by no1home · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think the numbers for women are reversed... 1 in 5 are stable, rational individuals. Or that might just be a view skewed heavily by my piss-poor dating experiences.

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  4. Re:What about the bank that keeps your money? by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you mistrust Google, shouldn't you keep all your money under the mattress or buried in the garden?

    You fool ! Google knows where the mattress is via Google Maps and the garden is plainly visible on Google Earth !

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  5. Re:Is it FUD if there's some truth to it? by click2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    and don't put all eggs in one basket. OK?

    Didnt you hear.. they just opened up the Google Yolk beta program to the public.

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  6. Re:Google works well by Zothar42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have to trust someone and so far Google has shown that it hasn't breached that trust. A standard rule in life is to initially trust someone until it's been broken once.

    Perhaps Google is simply waiting for the right, most profitable moment to break everyone's trust...

  7. Re:conspiracy theories by Zebedeu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow.

    Your post was like a Kamehameha of Star Wars references.

  8. Re:conspiracy theories by sveard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because in south-east Asia, only old people use Google

  9. Re:on Yahoo folder vs GMail tag by rossifer · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, plural inferior to singular. :)

  10. Google is like ... by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the Hydra. Evey time you try to kill it, it just grows two more 'O's.

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