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Sugar-Coated Drug-Dealing Game Approved For iPhone

Posted by timothy on Wednesday January 21, 2009 @08:11AM from the just-try-calling-your-suitcase-a-bomb-at-the-airport dept.

Pocket Gamer writes "Of course, Apple wouldn't allow such a salacious games as Dope Wars on the hallowed corridors of the App Store. What Catamount's done is sugarcoat its game (quite literally) and turned it into Prohibition 3: Candy Wars — a reskinned version of the exact same game."

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Poppers by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-21 08:15 · Score: -1, Troll

Poppers (alkyl nitrites) are an inhalant used by iPhone users to relax and expand the sphincter muscle, which allows easier entry of their partners penis.
1. Re:Poppers by tsa · 2009-01-21 08:24 · Score: -1, Troll
  
  I don't need cocaine you insensitive clod! Linux rules! 2009 will be Teh Year of Teh Linux! Die, M$!
  
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LOL, +1e12 by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-21 08:26 · Score: -1, Troll

Not that iPhone users need this substance. Their poor anuses are already distended to the point that they look like wadded up piles of bologna.
Re:Dope Wars by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-21 09:08 · Score: -1, Troll

It's days like this I wish I could go back in time and suck my own cock. It's either that, or start a company called Google. Of course by now we all know what happened.