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Microsoft Donates Code To Apache's "Stonehenge" Project

dp619 writes "Several months after joining the Apache Foundation, Microsoft has made its first code contribution to an Apache project. The project, known as Stonehenge, is made up of companies and developers seeking to test the interoperability of Web standards implementations."Reader Da Massive adds a link to coverage at Computer World.

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  1. Not that big a deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Early reports were that MS had contributed 13000 lines of code when in actuality MS had only contributed 13 lines of code.

    1. Re:Not that big a deal by mikehoskins · · Score: 4, Funny

      1: // Code Submission by
      2: // Our first "open source" code contribution to this thing called "an Apache project"
      3: //
      4: //
      5: // Copyright (c) 2008-2009 by
      6: //
      7: //
      8: // Unauthorized reproduction is strictly prohibited.
      9: // Use at your own risk.
      10: // Read the EULA. You have been warned!!!
      11: // All Rights Reserved
      12: System.out.writeln("All your base are belong to us.\n");
      13: System.out.writeln("Have a nice day.");

    2. Re:Not that big a deal by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot one last line:

      14. // Why this isn't compiling? Stupid Java. -chandram

  2. How will this turn out? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only we had some history of technical partnerships with Microsoft to use as a guide.

    1. Re:How will this turn out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here's a good one.

    2. Re:How will this turn out? by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because they were delivered with cookies like all packages from the dark side!

      No, no. Not cookies. Cake!

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      /)
    3. Re:How will this turn out? by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Im sure Ackbar would have something to say about this situation.

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      IranAir Flight 655 never forget!
    4. Re:How will this turn out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude?

  3. Good luck with that by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Embrace - you are here.
    Extend
    Extinguish

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    How we know is more important than what we know.
    1. Re:Good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      • Fanboyism
      • Hatred <- YOU ARE HERE
      • Bunny Suicides
    2. Re:Good luck with that by Khuffie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hopefully at at least get a new set of bunny suicides out of it

  4. Obligatory Spinal Tap joke by ciaohound · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft submitted the code on a napkin and specified inches instead of feet.

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    Oh, yeah, it's not easy to pad these out to 120 characters.
  5. Re:Other notable contribution by shaitand · · Score: 1, Funny

    You'd do better on a bittorrent search engine than MSDN in that case. You will find handy copies that use the same disc to install various 'editions' of the operating systems as well. Less hassles and copy protections. Good stuff for testing and development. ;)

  6. Re:Other notable contribution by msimm · · Score: 3, Funny

    How much did that cost them?

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    Quack, quack.
  7. What a choice for the name by icejai · · Score: 5, Funny

    Project Stonehenge!

    Abstract:
    Nobody will know why something so large and simple was created, what it's good for, how it's supposed to be used. It will face complete abandonment and isolation, only to be admired and appreciated by a handful of people once a year.

    I keed I keed!

  8. Re:Nothing to lose, only to win for Microsoft by garett_spencley · · Score: 4, Funny

    "News Flash: A business acted last night in a move that is expected to increase it's revenue. A spokesperson for the business did not comment on whether or not this move is expected to directly, or indirectly increase revenue. She only told us that it is a general policy of the company to act on behalf of the financial interests of it's share holders and employees".

    *World Gasps In Shock*

  9. It's a decent addition by dangitman · · Score: 3, Funny

    The code that Microsoft contributed was the Happy Slider. It should be set to maximum if you really want your server to sing.

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    ... and then they built the supercollider.
  10. Re:I don't get it... by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, but which one is Alien and which one is Predator?

  11. Great... by R3d+Jack · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who's going to debug that mess?