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Downadup Worm — When Will the Next Shoe Drop?
alphadogg writes "The Downadup worm — also called Conflicker — has now infected an estimated 10 million PCs worldwide, and security experts say they expect to see a dangerous second-stage payload dropped soon. 'It has the potential to infect about 30% of Windows systems online, a potential 300 to 350 million PCs,' says Don Jackson, director of threat intelligence in the counter threat unit at SecureWorks. The worm, first identified in November and suspected to have originated in the Ukraine, is quickly ramping up, and while Downadup today is not malicious in the sense of destroying files — its main trick is to block users from accessing antivirus sites to obtain updates to protect against it — the worm is capable of downloading second-stage code for darker purposes."
the worm is capable of downloading second-stage code for darker purposes."
So it might download vista?
And now we rediscover why monocultures don't work (and are generally not found) in nature.
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Use a hardware router, use a real anti-virus program that actually publishes updates everyday (Nod32 for me), and use a browser where you can kill anything that tries to auto install itself (firefox, chrome, etc).
And don't forward or respond to chain emails!
You'll all thank me when I deploy the second stage to install and run SETI@home and discover alien intelligence.
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Windows is actually far more secure than Linux. Get the facts, people.
.. that I can't get windows apps to do what i want without crashing, but it runs teh evil viruses perfectly?
They whose government reduces their essential liberties for temporary security, receive neither liberty nor security.
When will Windows be ready for the desktop? Srsly.
Microsoft patched this and issued the fix through Windows Update a month before the worm was even in existence. It's only stupid fucks who don't update their OS that've got infected.
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If this thing is a malicious software delivery system, wouldn't it be possible to hijack it and have it download something that removes it?
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There's a more technical examination of the virus at https://forums.symantec.com/t5/Malicious-Code/Downadup-Small-Improvements-Yield-Big-Returns/ba-p/381717
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It's 2009... I can't believe we're still dealing with this crap in 2009.
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But it's "Ukraine", not "The Ukraine".
At least, that's what Ukrainians say.
Just sayin... And that's what the Ukrainian rocket scientist I know says also.
deleting the extra space after periods so i can stay relevant, yeah.
A computer worm that spreads through low security networks, memory sticks, and PCs without the latest security updates is posing a growing threat to users blitheringly stupid enough to still think Windows is not ridiculously and unfixably insecure by design.
Despite many years' warnings that Microsoft regards security as a marketing problem and has only ever done the absolute minimum it can get away with, millions of users who click on any rubbish they see in the hope of pictures of female tennis stars having wardrobe malfunctions still fail to believe that taking Windows out on the Internet is like standing bent over in the street in downtown Gomorrah, naked, arse greased up and carrying a flashing neon sign saying "COME AND GET IT."
Microsoft cannot believe people have not applied the patch for the problem, just because they keep trying to use Windows Genuine Advantage to break legally-bought systems. "Don't they trust us?" asked marketing marketer Steve Ballmer.
Millions of smug Mac users and the four hundred smug Linux users pointed and laughed, having long given up trying to convince their Windows-using friends to see sense. "There's a reason the Unix system on Mac OS X is called Darwin," said appallingly smug Mac user Arty Phagge.
"It can't be stupid if everyone else runs it," said Windows user Joe Beleaguered, who had lost all his email, business files, MP3s and porn again. "Macs cost more than Windows PCs."
"Yes," said Phagge. "Yes, they do."
Ubuntu Linux developer Hiram Nerdboy frantically tried to get our attention about something or other, but we can't say we care.
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It doesn't matter how bad and unsafe Windows is. Microsoft Windows is like the air. People are going to keep breathing it no matter who farted in the room. People live in the most polluted places because that's where they live, that's where they work, that's where they play. I could tell you all day long about this other place... with clean air, that's safe, that's stable and all that... and most people might be intrigued but very few will vacation there and even fewer will actually move there. This is how people work.
Linux needs an Apple logo before the masses will move to it.
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