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Retailer Planning Laptops With Intel Core i7 Chips

An anonymous reader writes "The Canadian PC retailer Eurocom is planning to ship a 12-pound laptop with Intel's Core i7 chip, which might go down well with deep-pocketed geeks. The Core i7 was designed with desktop computers and servers in mind; later members of the Nehalem chip family are planned to address portables. The 17" notebook's price, not yet announced, will certainly be in excess of $5,000."

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  1. A laptop... by 2Bits · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... that's not supposed to be put on your lap, unless you are sure you don't want to have offspring. Given that this is designed for the /. kind of geek, the question of offspring is probably not too much of a problem anyway :)

    1. Re:A laptop... by WSOGMM · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... that's not supposed to be put on your lap, unless you are sure you don't want to have offspring. Given that this is designed for the /. kind of geek, the question of offspring is probably not too much of a problem anyway :)

      Oh yeah? Well, your laptop is so fat that a...

    2. Re:A laptop... by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're single and still getting some, a temporary decrease in fertility is a feature not a bug.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
  2. Re:Desktop Replacement by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 3, Funny
    Wikipedia says:

    The Commodore SX-64, also known as the Executive 64, or VIP-64...

    Funny, the name implies it was for business use and yet the picture shows it with a pair of joysticks...

  3. Re:Just plain silly by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The laptop is 12 pounds: two pounds for the laptop, ten pounds for the batteries.

  4. It's not a laptop ... by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... it is a compact electric (gonad) cooker. :-)

    1. Re:It's not a laptop ... by poetmatt · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't you mean Penis Panini?

  5. PC architecture is not ready! by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 2, Funny

    All that power will prove being useless because of constraints on the PC architecture.
    Because of I/O bottlenecks, on a gaming laptop with 64-bit dual core system and 2+ GB RAM, burning a DVD while copying a file from disk to disk (SATA) will kill the system to low responsiveness.
    In theory the CPU is powerful enough to juggle the I/O requests (SATA, nvidia, keyboard and mouse) with the actual computing things in a manner that the user won't experience low responsiveness a-la pre-1990.
    In the practice all that power is weasted, unless you run tasks with low I/O needs.

    --
    Maybe Computers will never be as intelligent as Humans.
    For sure they won't ever become so stupid. [VR-1988]
    1. Re:PC architecture is not ready! by arogier · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn there goes my hopes of using atom scale holograms anytime soon for storage. At least with my limited PC architecture. Guess my computer's going to be stuck folding proteins for quite a while.

  6. Re:Just plain silly by Thanshin · · Score: 3, Funny

    The laptop is 12 pounds: two pounds for the laptop, ten pounds for the batteries.

    Which gives you an autonomy of 1+t hours; being "t" the amount of time you're able to keep your cycling power over 1000 watts.

  7. Deep-pocketed... by Shag · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...enough so to afford a Sherpa to carry the thing?

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    Village idiot in some extremely smart villages.
  8. Crazy talk by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1, Funny

    a temporary decrease in fertility is a feature

    Only if the girl's birth control pill fails to work, and in that case the after-oops pill will work just as fine.

    I don't buy it as an argument for frying my balls. But feel free to do what you want to your own testicles :)

    1. Re:Crazy talk by hobbit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if the girl's birth control pill fails to work, and in that case the after-oops pill will work just as fine.

      That attitude really must have women beating down your door.

      From the inside.

      --
      "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something" - Plato
  9. Re:Desktop Replacement by Carbon016 · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's a spec for that. It's called "micro-ATX".

  10. Canada != Europe by registered_after_8_y · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps a bit off topic, but why is a Canadian retailer named Eurocom? Some identity crisis going on here? Of course, planning on sticking an i7 in a laptop does seem to indicate some mental instability...

  11. Re:Just plain silly by mgblst · · Score: 4, Funny

    THe good thing is, if you leave your lights on, you can use the battery to start your truck.

  12. 12 pounds by nmg196 · · Score: 2, Funny

    12 pounds is quite cheap for a laptop of this spec. But I expect once it reaches the UK, it'll be more like 24 pounds. :)

  13. Exchange rate? by jrumney · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is planning to ship a 12-pound laptop with Intel's Core i7 chip...The 17" notebook's price, not yet announced, will certainly be in excess of $5,000.

    I know the dollar has taken a hammering lately, but its not really that bad yet is it?

  14. Re:Just plain silly by funkatron · · Score: 2, Funny

    £12? Bargain. Bet it's heavy tho.

    Sorry

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    "Welcome to our world. We are the wasted youth. And we are the future too." Yes, I know these are stupid lyrics.
  15. Re:Just plain silly by D+Ninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    A 20 lb laptop would still be lighter than the cases of beer I carried in college.

    Fixed that for you.