Steve Wozniak To Appear On Dancing With the Stars

Redpill82 writes "It has been confirmed that Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak will be a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars starting on March 9. Did ABC determine that ratings were low with the technology community? I know I'll be interested in seeing how far Mr. Wozniak goes in the competition."

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Why I respect Woz

[Dystopian Rebel]

- he is famous engineer (I will never be famous)
- he is a talented engineer (I will never be talented)
- he built revolutionary products (I write Perl scripts)
- he's a member of the Segway Polo team (I have a folding bicycle)
- he gets to dance close with a hot woman on television (Mom, what's for breakfast?)

backstage conversation

[William Robinson]

Bill: You won't believe Steve is such a good dancer.

(Ballmer jumps on stage for monkey dance)

Bill: Oh, forgot to mention, I was talking about Wozniak.

Woz may be talented, famous, and dancing

[wiredog]

with hot chicks. But I have a sub 50k Slashdot UID!

Christ, I am such a loser.

Re:Woz may be talented, famous, and dancing

[BitZtream]

Loser perhaps, but you aren't so much of a loser that your going on dancing with the stars, which no self respecting person does.

Sharks?

[Migraineman]

Perhaps the dance floor can open to reveal a pool full of sharks. Or maybe, Woz and Steve-O can dance in a Jackass-esgue showdown. (No really, Steve-O is one of the contestants.)

How much does a sub 1k Slashdot UID cost ?

[messner_007]

How much does a sub 1k Slashdot UID cost on a free market ?

Maybe I can buy myself a good UID and the girls will go crazy on me.

Re:How much does a sub 1k Slashdot UID cost ?

[Cornflake917]

Maybe I can buy myself a good UID and the girls will go crazy on me.

I believe you might have come up with the worst strategy for getting girls, ever.