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Obama To Name Melissa Hathaway Cybersecurity Chief

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the how-do-i-get-tsar-in-my-title dept.

hargrand writes "President Obama has found the cyber tsar to head his new White House office of cybersecurity. According to US press reports this morning, an announcement expected later today will confirm Melissa Hathaway is to come in as cyber chief, after being cyber coordination executive for the director of national intelligence."

6 of 188 comments (clear)

  1. Is she related? by neoform · · Score: 4, Funny

    If she's related to Ann Hathaway, she's got my support..

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  2. Re:Tsar or Tsaritsa? by Samschnooks · · Score: 5, Funny
    Neither. Cyber-Dominatrix.

    She'll need to wear spiked heeled boots and a leather corset.

    I think I have issues.

  3. Headline should be... by Legion_SB · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obama names another cyber post... despite poor economy.

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  4. Re:Tsar or Tsaritsa? by Apple+Developer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Neither. Cyber-Dominatrix.

    She'll need to wear spiked heeled boots and a leather corset.

    I think I have issues.

    Mod -1 Creepy?

  5. Re:Tsar or Tsaritsa? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Funny

    yea... that's not her. that's Faith Hill. why the hell would the chairwoman of the National Cyber Study Group be in a publicity photo with Tim McGraw?

  6. Re:Tsar or Tsaritsa? by couchslug · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I think I have issues."

    If she's hawt you do not have issues.

    If she looks like Janet Reno you have issues.

    If she looks like Janet Reno and dresses per your description, post pics because you are not alone.

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