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Satellites Collide In Orbit

DrEnter writes "According to this story on Yahoo, two communications satellites collided in orbit, resulting in two large clouds of debris. The new threat from these debris clouds hasn't been fully determined yet. From the article, 'The collision involved an Iridium commercial satellite, which was launched in 1997, and a Russian satellite launched in 1993 and believed to be nonfunctioning. Each satellite weighed well over 1,000 pounds.' This is the fifth spacecraft/satellite collision to occur in space, but the other four were all fairly minor by comparison."

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  1. First collision by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm just waiting for one of those things to crash through some suburban American family's house.

    1. Re:First collision by Choad+Namath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, the thought of that happening is pretty much the only thing keeping me from putting my house in orbit.

    2. Re:First collision by joocemann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That would probably be better than all the debris spreading out and remaining in orbit. That debris, now hundreds of individual pieces, is now able to cause trouble to anything trying to pass through its 'air space', including more satellites, etc.

      Some say that the day we have combat/war in space is the last day we will enter space because the debris will block exit/entry.

    3. Re:First collision by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know they can FEEL endless when you're in them, but suburbs do not actually take up most of the earth's surface. The chances of that happening are fairly low.

    4. Re:First collision by Fnord666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some say that the day we have combat/war in space is the last day we will enter space because the debris will block exit/entry.

      That's why you fire two shots from the ion cannon first to clear a lane!

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    5. Re:First collision by merreborn · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm just waiting for one of those things to crash through some suburban American family's house.

      Rocks the size of these satellites enter earth's atmosphere all the time. Fortunately, we have an atmosphere that does a pretty good job of destroying most smaller objects that enter it. And humans only inhabit a tiny fraction of the earth's surface, so whatever does make it through the atmosphere usually lands in the ocean, or uninhabited areas.

    6. Re:First collision by jd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Some of the early proposals for satellite phones would have put enough in orbit that if any two had collided, the rest would have smashed into the debris field, again resulting in a complete block to launch.

      Remember, one of the early space shuttles was hit by a fleck of paint in orbit. The impact nearly smashed a hole through the windshield. A fragment the size of a dried pea would not necessarily be visible from ground stations on Earth but might easily be expected to punch through any space vehicle in its path, along with anyone inside.

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    7. Re:First collision by jd · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the other hand, there was a case a few years back where a meteorite smashed into some Australian guy's house and demolished the sofa he'd only just got up from.

      Why it had to pick on him, rather than Haliburton, I don't know.

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    8. Re:First collision by khallow · · Score: 5, Funny

      No. By some quirk of reality, most suburbs are not covered by ocean.

    9. Re:First collision by niw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fortunately, we have an atmosphere

      Not for much longer, if we have anything to do with it!

      It composition may become not very useful to us but its not going to escape the gravity well anytime soon.

    10. Re:First collision by TriezGamer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless they're in New Orleans.

    11. Re:First collision by j-turkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some say that the day we have combat/war in space is the last day we will enter space because the debris will block exit/entry.

      That's why you fire two shots from the ion cannon first to clear a lane!

      Why use an ion cannon when Mega-Maid can easily clean up the whole debris cloud? ;)

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    12. Re:First collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was a bit skeptical about this, but I did the math. A large grain of sand (0.03g) would have the same kinetic energy of a 9mm slug at roughly 5.8km/s.

      Orbital velocity at 10K km is 4.93km/s, so it's a reasonable value - and the relative velocity could be doubled if the objects collided head-on.

      Now, I'm sure the shuttle could take shots from a 9mm fine and that much of the energy wouldn't be deposited - it would vaporize the much less massive object, after all. Of course, all of the energy would be concentrated in a very small area and could do a lot of damage...

      Really fascinating. I should be sleeping at 3am, however, rather than calculating orbital impact energies on the back of an envelope...

    13. Re:First collision by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That was in fact my friends house. It was in New Zealand Auckland. It took me a while to believe her.

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    14. Re:First collision by Dan541 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who would have thought that simply discarding waste would ever become a problem?

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    15. Re:First collision by The_Wilschon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IAAParticle Physicist, working on the Collider Detector at Fermilab, looking for the Higgs boson. Am I sufficiently credentialed for you, or will you "call my bluff" like the poor AC below? Electrostatic forces are an effect of the electromagnetic (or to go even further, the electroweak) interaction. GP is correct, P is incorrect.

      Usually, the four fundamental interactions are given as gravity, electromagnetism, and the weak and strong nuclear interactions. At high enough energies, electromagnetism and the weak nuclear interaction turn out to be the same thing. At even higher energies, maybe the others will merge in as well.

      Except gravity, these interactions have pretty well understood quantum field theoretic descriptions, motivated by particular symmetries (and their breaking sometimes), involving the exchange of momentum and other quantum numbers via various particles (the gauge bosons). The gauge boson responsible for the electromagnetic interaction is the well known photon.

      But you don't have to take my word for it. Please run down to your local library and pick up a copy of John David Jackson's _Classical Electrodynamics_, and a copy of Peskin and Shroeder's _Quantum Field Theory_. These are the standard graduate textbooks for their respective fields, and will provide all the detail you might wish to find.

      Also, in the future, please look these things up before spouting off what you remember from your "year 10 science" class. You probably don't remember it correctly, if today is any indication.

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  2. This was bound to happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    These satellites were Iridium33 (24946) and K-2251 (22675). Now they are pieces of debris from bowling ball sized pieces to vapor.

    A nice little animation of the collision is placed here:

    http://i39.tinypic.com/2vbk75z.gif

    This was bound to happen and will happen again. The interesting question is how come they didn't maneuver one of them out of the way. I don't know if 22675 is an active payload that still has power but Iridium33 certainly has the capability of moving. This one was avoidable. Even my non rocket science brain can take the TLEs and figure out that they were passing way too close to each other (I put it at about 500 meters with the latest elements).

    Unfortunately, this didn't create 2 'clouds' of debris. This created one huge field of debris that will continue to expand over time. Many of the pieces will be tracked but the very small pieces cannot be.

    It would have been way cool to observe the collision!

    1. Re:This was bound to happen. by OpenSourceOfAllEvil · · Score: 5, Funny

      IIRC from Driver's Ed, the vehicle to the right has the right of way.

    2. Re:This was bound to happen. by djupedal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Except in Oregon, where the first one to exhibit politeness in a manner consistent with their last four stops gets to wait on the other, regardless of left, right or weaponry. Chevy Suburbans are excluded, as usual, and get to go thru without stopping, signaling or giving a healthy shit.

      Token MS reference: Investing in MS is risking having your own money used against you in the marketplace.

    3. Re:This was bound to happen. by darinfp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope. It's not a road.
      The Russian Satellite should have been transmitting "starboard, you arsehole", or the robotic Russian equivalent.

    4. Re:This was bound to happen. by erroneus · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Space Chicken!"

    5. Re:This was bound to happen. by Stanislav_J · · Score: 4, Funny

      IIRC from Driver's Ed, the vehicle to the right has the right of way.

      The Russian satellite had lights and siren going, so the Iridium was supposed to pull over.

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    6. Re:This was bound to happen. by MarkRose · · Score: 4, Funny

      The interesting question is how come they didn't maneuver one of them out of the way.

      They couldn't talk to each other because someone took out a communication satellite. Obviously.

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    7. Re:This was bound to happen. by PhaseChange · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, you got iridium in my K-2251 (22675)!

      No, you got K-2251 (22675) in my iridium!

      Time for a new tasty treat....

    8. Re:This was bound to happen. by slashtivus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I guess I'll put this in this thread since the others were nothing but attempts at "Funny" mod points:

      Are not the Iridium (and I will assume the Russian satellite as well) very low-orbiting satellites? This would mean the orbits will decay rather rapidly making this really not that big of a deal over the long term?

      Some of the pieces will have gained orbital momentum and go higher, but really most of it should be getting some atmospheric drag and decay quickly.

    9. Re:This was bound to happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      A: "Change your couse"

      B: "No. You change your course."

      A: "We insist that you change your course."

      B: "We must protest. Change your course."

      A: "This is a warship. Change your course."

      B: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

      I'm sure this exchange fits into this whole thing somewhere....

    10. Re:This was bound to happen. by tweak13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, these were in what would be considered low earth orbit. How much of a problem this is going to be depends on how many other objects are in nearby orbits that may collide with part of this cloud. The thing about atmospheric drag is that the atmosphere isn't really all that uniform. How a chunk of wrecked satellite with an unknown shape and size is going to react can be predicted, but only to a certain extent. Yes, everything will eventually fall down, even the stuff in a "higher orbit." Those orbits were just made more elliptical, and will eventually come down to about the same altitude the collision happened at. It's going to take awhile though, and those pieces that are too small to track are going to spread over wider and wider areas until they finally reenter. People will be furiously calculating probabilities of collisions for a long time. Decaying 'quickly' is relative I guess, while there is drag to bring them down, pieces will still be up there for years.

    11. Re:This was bound to happen. by palndrumm · · Score: 5, Informative
    12. Re:This was bound to happen. by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Funny

      And in Arkansas it is little old ladies in giant land boat 4 doors like Lincolns or Cadillacs. One quickly learns to get out of their way or be dragged REALLY SLOWLY for several miles. They are also immune to all honking or screams of agony due to their lack of hearing. But one can spot and thus avoid the danger by looking for the warning signs, which consist of a car being driven by only a pair of knuckles and a tuft of white hair.

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    13. Re:This was bound to happen. by johannesg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even my non rocket science brain can take the TLEs and figure out that they were passing way too close to each other (I put it at about 500 meters with the latest elements).

      I'd put it at about 0.000 meters actually. You can tell from the size of the debris field...

  3. Satellite smoke by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Satellite smoke. Don't breathe this.

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    1. Re:Satellite smoke by Requiem18th · · Score: 4, Informative
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  4. When Satellites Collide! by AJ+Mexico · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Too bad orbital tracking didn't give enough warning for Iridium to get their bird out of the way. I guess no one is cross checking the orbits of all satellites? I know it is done for the shuttle and space station. (The space station *has* maneuvered to keep away from space junk.)

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  5. Expanding debris cloud by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hopefully the wreckage from this one doesn't end up causing any unpleasant chain reactions. Not only are satellites really expensive, we currently have no especially good way of ridding ourselves of orbital debris. It would suck to fill our good bits of orbit with trash.

    1. Re:Expanding debris cloud by Dripdry · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm going to play devil's advocate for a second here:

      What if it isn't a bad thing? What if the debris cloud does start some sort of slow chain reaction that knocks out a lot of satellites in orbit and rings earth with debris?

      Although it would be expensive to clean up it would definitely put peoples' minds back on space technology if they suddenly couldn't get tv, phone, internet, gps, or other critical services. It could spur development to clean things up, avoid the problem in the future, and get more nations/people/viable technology in space.

      In our "convenience at any cost" age, perhaps this sort of inconvenience is the kind of thing to slap some sense into us.

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    2. Re:Expanding debris cloud by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That seems suspiciously close to "the broken window fallacy" in space. It would cost an enormous amount of money, time, resources, and R&D to clear up a significant orbital debris field. All those resources would(with the exception of any spinoff tech) be squandered, spent just to get us back to where we were before.

      Also, I suspect that such an outcome would be as likely to spur regression as it would expansion. Space is extremely useful, for satellite mapping, GPS, astronomy, and the like; but it isn't necessary. If the costs of exploiting it rise, as they would, drastically, if satellites were constantly knocked out by debris fields; you'd likely see a scaling back of space exploration. Military surveillance and location stuff would probably make the cut; but you could forget about "nonessentials" like orbital telescopes, cheap satellite photography, and the like.

    3. Re:Expanding debris cloud by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Informative
    4. Re:Expanding debris cloud by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Informative

      we currently have no especially good way of ridding ourselves of orbital debris.

      Gravity? Granted its slow, but it works. Everything in orbit now will be gone in, ooh, a century or so.

      No. Everything low enough to exprience atmospheric drag will be gone in a century. Anything above 1000km will last thousands of years in orbit. Objects in geosynchronous orbit will last indefinitely because they can slide into valleys in the Earths gravitational field and stay there. Arthur C Clarke liked to point out that one of these places is right above Sri Lanka.

  6. Re:Obama's first test from Putin? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't have the probabilities off hand but it is more likely than one might think at first glance. The set altitudes that are useful is not that large, especially for satellites that have the same job (in this case, communication). Furthermore, satellites are circling repeatedly so there are many opportunities where orbits will cross paths. That said, if I were the owners of the Iridium satellite I'd be pissed off right now. They've just lost a very expensive piece of equipment in what should be a preventable mishap. Somebody is going to get fired.

  7. Re:Obama's first test from Putin? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone know what these particular satellites were each being tasked to do? (prior to one of them becoming a single-use kinetic energy space-based weapon system projectile)

    Now, I do wear my tin-foil hat a lot, so I'll try to answer your question.

    What are the chances that a satellite was launched in 1993 so that it would collide with a satellite launched in 1997, in 2009? As an attempt by Putin to test Obama?

    I don't know the exact numbers, but I'd suggest that it might be more profitable to put your entire savings into Powerball tickets.

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  8. Re:Obama's first test from Putin? by tobiah · · Score: 4, Informative

    from the article: "Iridium Holdings LLC has a system of 65 active satellites which relay calls from portable phones that are about twice the size of a regular mobile phone. It has more than 300,000 subscribers. The U.S. Department of Defense is one of its largest customers." The collision occurred over Siberia.

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  9. Re:A good question.... by NFN_NLN · · Score: 4, Funny

    The question is, did anyone have any specific knowledge of the likelihood of this specific collision prior to the event?

    Maybe they're like slashdot dupes. Everyone knows they're coming, they just can't be certain when.

  10. 5th collision?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know of 3 previous collisions.

    1991-12-23 COSMOS vs. COSMOS DEB (discovered in 2005)
    1996-07-24 CERISE vs. Ariane R/B
    2005-01-17 Thor Burner vs. CZ-4 DEB

    What's the 4th previous??

    1. Re:5th collision?? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How about the progress freighter which hit Mir because it had the incorrect mass information loaded?

  11. Re:Was this really bound to happen? by Cliff+Stoll · · Score: 4, Informative

    When a satellite fails, often it cannot be de-orbited. Several failure modes will cause this - the most common is the malfunction of the controller, communications unit, or onboard power system. When any of these fail, there's no way to command the retro-rocket to fire.

    Then, too, you need the satellite to be pointed in the correct direction (meaning that its stationkeeping rockets are working), and for it to have enough hydrazine (or whatever) to be deorbited. Near the end of a spacecraft's life, consumables are limited.

    And, of course, it takes a lot of energy to de-orbit many satellites. A geostationary comsat needs one heck of a kick motor to get it down. Usually they are not brought down to burnup in the atmosphere. Instead, they are moved a few dozen (hundred?) kilometers inwards from their geostationary slot. This puts 'em well away from the main circle of geostationary satellites.

    It's like consumer goods ... manufacturers work to make them last long enough to complete their mission; few think about how to get rid of 'em once their purpose has expired.

  12. Planetes by Bonker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Planetes is a japenese cartoon about this very subject, and other unpleasant realities of space travel including space-radiation induced cancer, the birth problems of people living on the moon, and the long delay involved in inter-planetary travel.

    The main character, 'Hachimaki', is basically a space garbage collector.

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    1. Re:Planetes by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 4, Informative

      A garbage-collecting ship like the Toy Box is not likely to be feasible for anything other than the largest debris pieces. You would have to expend huge amounts of energy to match velocities with each little group of debris, and you wouldn't get much useful scrap from them. The wiki page you mention actually discusses this briefly.

  13. Metre vs Meter. by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny
    Many of the pieces will be tracked but the very small pieces cannot be.

    As for pieces the size of micrometers, the count will likely be in the thousands.

    These guys sell micrometers that can measure things as large as five feet across and ones that can only measure up to an inch across. It seems to me that something is the size of a micrometer is somewhat vague.

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  14. Re:Was this really bound to happen? by Zak3056 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Iridium Satellite should file a claim against the Russians.

    Typically, when it comes to right of way, the less maneuverable vehicle has the right of way (for example, a balloon has the right of way over a glider, which has the right of way over an airship, which has the right of way over an airplane. Similar rules apply to seaborne vessels.) Taking at face value the summary's statement that the Russian satellite was non-functional, it was clearly the duty of the operators of the Iridium satellite to take action. If you want to talk claims/liability, I'd say that the Iridium folks are on the hook for huge damages--through negligence they've created a massive hazard to navigation that will be a problem for... what, centuries?

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  15. YES, they are! by mangu · · Score: 4, Informative

    I guess no one is cross checking the orbits of all satellites?

    Yes, of course, they certainly ARE watching all satellites! You see, these birds cost something in the order of $100 million each, don't you think someone is being paid to take care of them?

    Well, of course, if it's something between a broken satellite that never reached its intended orbit, and a satellite from a bankrupt company that never had any profit, that's different. It's not as if they were true operating satellites, is it?

    1. Re:YES, they are! by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Iridium satellites most certainly are operating satellites, and they no longer belong to the original company.

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    2. Re:YES, they are! by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Iridium constellation consists of 66 satellites plus spares, one of which will be moved into position to replace this one. They've lost satellites before.

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  16. That settles it..... by john_anderson_ii · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's time for MegaMaid. Get NASA started on that Spaceball-1 project STAT.

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    1. Re:That settles it..... by saxoholic · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's time for MegaMaid. Get NASA started on that Spaceball-1 project STAT.

      This thread just went from suck to blow.

  17. What would be the odds by capebretonsux · · Score: 5, Funny

    if it collided with a $100,000 toolbag....

  18. Re:Was this really bound to happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Informative post but just one correction, at end of life the birds in geo RAISE their orbit. Decay takes so long that the graveyard orbits are stable over pretty much everyone's planning horizon (centuries+). If collisions occur up there then relative velocities are hopefully small enough to limit the debris field.

  19. Re:Obama's first test from Putin? by Smallpond · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to troll or to dwell into politics here, But does anyone here know any numbers for the *actual* chances/probabilities that satellite A will collide with satellite B in orbit around the Earth?

    Yes. The actual probability is 1.

  20. Re:In Soviet Outer Space by Coder4Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Russian satellite was launched in 1993. At that point it was no longer "Soviet", you insensitive clod!

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  21. Ablation Cascade: This is how it starts by computersareevil · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is one way the theoretical Ablation Cascade could start. At least then we wouldn't have to worry about getting to the Moon. We couldn't.

    Bummer if it happens before the Webb Space Telescope launches...

  22. Re: "... very small pieces cannot be" tracked by asackett · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, any piece large enough to pose a threat to anything we care about can be tracked, and by what counts as ancient technology: the AN/FPS-85 phased array spacetrack radar, for example.

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  23. Risk adjusted net present value by Baldrson · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The risk adjusted net present value of unicorns is basically 0 because the risk of their not existing is close to 1. Of genies, well that depends on your religion, but for the vast majority of folks making economic decisions with real money, its 0. Of "Rotovators" of the type linked to by you, it is probably higher than space elevators but lower than the HASTOL rotovator type I linked to by quite a lot because the HASTOL rotovator can be constructed with current materials and suborbital launch vehicles now going into commercial operation.

    So a fair comparison has to compare the economies of a HASTOL rotovator, adjusted for the technological risk, to the difference between current high perigee LEO applications and modification of those applications to have perigees low enough to naturally reenter at about the same time the satellite is at the end of its projected useful life.

    The trade-off is not nearly as clear as you make it out to be, and with the value of getting things to and from space being essentially "halfway to anywhere", it is pretty clear that you've got a lot weaker case than you apparently think.

  24. Paranoid fail. by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Only on Slashdot could something so paranoid, full of speculation and even illogical when you take the facts into account get modded insightful, not once, but twice.

    I'm not even sure what's so difficult to believe about two satellites colliding when there's so many up there. Even two relatively highly maneuverable manned planes collided in the UK a day or two ago, so it doesn't seem that difficult to think that two much less maneuverable, one of which no longer even active and working, unmanned objects might be able to collide.

    Putin has spent the last few years selling himself in martial arts videos, showing off his ability to shoot tigers, flexing his muscles whilst fishing and many other such show off type things. Don't you think he'd jump at the chance to say "Hey, by the way, Russia just show down a satellite too?". Even if they realised they screwed up by somehow hitting a commercial satellite too don't you think the commercial satellite owners would say something? don't you think the US, China and millions of other people capable of tracking such events would scream at the chance to say "Russia just flung something into space and taken out a civilian satellite"?

    I don't even see what's so coincidental about the timing, what's so special that now, over 2 years after China did it would be a good time for Russia to have a pop at it again too? Is there something special about around 2 years and 3 weeks later that allows it to be defined as coincidental?

    But there's a bigger problem with your theory, ASAT technology isn't even new, the Russians built ASAT kit back in the 60s, 70s and 80s, the US has had F15 launchable ASAT missiles since at least the 80s, possibly the 70s. In fact, looking at Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-satellite_weapon#USSR.2FRussia) it states Russia has pulled off 23 test launches and has had an operaitonal ASAT system since 1973.

    If anyone's going to show off ASAT capability next it'll be somewhere like Iran or India most likely. I like people who think outside the box and come up with new ideas but come on if we're going to have conspiracy theories and mod them insightful let's at least have them consist of some degree of plausibility and at least make some sense please?