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Euro Parliament Wants "Red Button" For Shutting Down Games
GamePolitics writes "The European Parliament has actually requested that red, panic-style buttons be set up for use by parents whose children play online games. The buttons would allow the parents to quickly shut the game down should something inappropriate occur. Wouldn't the old-school on-off switch work just as well?"
To be fair, the report isn't entirely crazy; it says games "can also be used for educational and medical purposes," and acknowledges that the "presence of violence in video games does not automatically lead to violent behaviour."
Seriously.
1. phillips head screwdriver (to open case)
2. wire cutter (to cut leads to switch)
3. wire nut (to short circuit around switch)
4. profit?
The really clever kids will find a way to install a software patch that makes any game say "Show us your tits!" every time the button is pressed.
When I was a kid, my parents had a 'red button' called a leather belt. It was much harder to hack.
what about good old alt-f4???
Could I sell RED USB ALT-F4 buttons for parents?
To be fair, the report isn't entirely crazy; it says games "can also be used for educational and medical purposes,"
I do agree that sex and violent games are meant to be educational.
Like last time I caught my cousin attempt to flirt with a CG girl in hope to have cyber sex. I pressed the magic red-button and gave him a few bucks, told him to go out and do a real girls like a real man.
The other time I caught him shooting polygonal guys on streets with lots of bullets and first-aid boxes scattering around. Needless to say, I pressed the magic red-button again and gave him a shotgun, told him to hit the street and shoot real people like a real man.
On most computers, you have to hold down the power button to shut down the system, giving five unfiltered seconds of access to lewd material, derogatory language, and corrupting influences whilst you awkwardly try to cover the monitor with your body.
Those of us who are worried about our kids' online gaming, and who also happen to be colorblind, are glad to hear it.
For online pc games, a solution exists.
"Good news, everyone!"
This reminds me of when I was playing Red alert 1 with my cousin, when we were teens.
His mum got pissed off and hit the power switch.
Then the UPS kicked in. It really lessened the impact she was going for.
Europeans also would like a "Red Button" for shutting down Parliament. Wishful thinking.
"They could employ the same system that the Xbox employs. Add an IR receiver."
A lot of people with an XBox 360 don't even have to go that far, because Microsoft have once again proved that they're ahead of curve, and have already equipped their system with a special facility that displays a red circle on the screen to indicate that all gaming has been suspended for an indefinite period. This lock-out mechanism so secure that the only way to resume gaming is by sending the machine back to Microsoft, where a specially trained technician will the reset the cunningly hidden Naughty Person flag, and then send it back after a suitable period has elapsed to teach people that being naughty has consequences.
I'm not going to change your sheets again, Mr. Hastings.
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Unless she hit the power switch on the "power strip" and not the computer, I'm not sure why the UPS would kick in.
This of course points the way toward the already installed "red button" on most computers:
- The power button on the computer. :) ).
- The power button on the power-strip (unless there is a UPS
- The power button on the monitor (less effective, since the speakers will keep blaring).
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How does turning off the machine get me instant boobs? I think you have that backwards!
I agree. You should absolutely let your kids do whatever they want without consequences. That teaches them a lot about the real world because as we all know in the real world you can do whatever you want without consequences.
Then the whole family can sit and watch a frozen screen full of boobs for 5 minutes while windows grinds away doing who-knows-what before shutting down.
How does turning off the machine get me instant boobs? I think you have that backwards!
Indeed, the other way around is what some would call a Priority Interrupt.
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