Robotic Prostheses For Human Faces
holy_calamity writes "New Scientist reports on a patent application that suggests implanting polymer muscles beneath the skin of people suffering paralysis of the face to give them control of their features. The technique has already been used successfully to reanimate the eyelids of human cadavers. Movement could be returned to other facial features and even paralyzed limbs in the same way, the surgeons at University of California Davis say. The full patent application is also available on the WIPO site."
> The technique has already been used successfully to reanimate the eyelids of human cadavers.
That'll make such a great party trick.
HOLY BLINKING DEADMAN!!!
I for one welcome our blinking undead overlords.
Is it sad that I am more likely to recognize you and your posts by your sig than your name or UID?
The technique has already been used successfully to reanimate the eyelids of human cadavers.
Hmmm. I had no idea that cadavers had the capacity to control robotic eyelids :)
From the abstract:
Metbods: With use of four cadaver heads, an extended upper and lower blepharoplasty incision was used to secure an upper and lower expanded polytetrafluoroethylene implant in the medial orbital wall and tarsal plates. The slings were passed through a hole drilled in the lateral orbital wall or around a titanium screw. Lateral pull on the sling created eyelid closure, and the necessary distance of pull was measured. Results: The eyelid sling mechanism functioned to achieve complete eyelid closure. Less tension was required for eyelid closure when the sling was placed in both eyelids (3 mm of pull instead of 6 mm). Conclusions: The application of artificial muscle to a range of problems that affect both patient morbidity and quality of life is promising. Eyelid closure was created in a cadaver model using a novel sling, but future studies will need to address the feasibility of a prototype artificial muscle eyelid device in humans.
This is the advance *I'm* waiting for...
Before you know it, being dead won't be nearly the handicap it is now.
What's that? I missed the point?
If I were a carpenter I'd
Hammer on my piglet, I'd
Collect the seven dollars and I'd
Buy a big prosthetic forehead
And wear it on my real head
Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads
Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads
Just disrupt the deflector shield with a tachyon burst.
BORG or Skynet? Which is coming first?
Health Insurance Quotes
Since when are surgical procedures patentable? And what are the ethics of patenting this anyway, and likely thereby preventing some people from receiving such treatment, even if it is somehow legal to do so?
Or is the patent specific to the artificial muscles?
"What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
"A four-foot prune."
Unless science can find another part of the human anatomy that is problematic when limp, this probably won't get off the ground.
There are 01 kinds of cars in the world. The General Lee, and everything else.
Feels like there's a great danger here of falling deep into the uncanny valley, especially with facial prosthetics.
"I bless every day that I continue to live, for every day is pure profit."
This is going to make my open-casket funeral so much more interesting!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.