Drug Deletes Fearful Memories
Al writes "Technology Review has an article about a common drug that seems to 'delete' painful memories related to a fearful experience. Experiments carried out by neuro-scientists at Emory University show that propranolol, a drug commonly used to treat high blood pressure, can suppress the emotional part of a fearful memory. The results, published in Nature Neuroscience, suggest a new way to treat anxiety disorders. In recent years, scientists have discovered that the simple act of remembering a past experience requires that the memory be consolidated once again. And both animal research and some human studies have shown that during re consolidation, long-term memories — once thought to be fairly stable — can be more easily meddled with."
Now they can make money re-educating the same students they educated before! Think of the student loan debt!
Any relation to propofol, a.k.a. milk of amnesia?
Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
propranolol
So this will turn your fearful memories into hilarious ones?
Now I can finally forget the day that ruined my life. It took me away from schoolwork, friends, family...it was horrible.
Now I can finally forget the day I joined Slashdot.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits" - Albert Einstein
I've seen this story before. I think.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
I'll keep my alcohol. Years of private studies show loss of fear and suppression of bad memories.
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and now we have a drug for it."
QamuIs Heg qaq law' lorvIs yInqaq puS
Hmmm you can record you life on a carry-on camera you carry around. A knowbot indexes it for you and after you agree with the indexing you swallow this drug. After that use google desktop to search you memories.
On the other hand, previous experiences suggest this might not be such a bad thing. It didn't actually do much damage last year when a secret biowarfare lab accidentally released the Mnemonivirus and we had a global Amnesia Plague. Remember that?
In Russia this thing is known for centuries, they call it "vodka".
Don't care... after the drug strips the emotional content of the memory of having suffering all of those side effects, it will just dont matter anymore.
Worse side effects: I keep shitting my pants, but I don't know why!
I'll finally be able to wipe the image of Goatse from my mind.
So this will turn your fearful memories into hilarious ones?
Just wait when it goes off-patent. You'll see knock-offs like propanorofl, propanolmao, propanolulz and propanocheezburgar.