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Jet Pack Runs For Hours On Water

Ponca City, We love you writes "Jet packs have been around for half a century, but there's always been one problem: they run out of fuel in around 30 seconds. Now a German company has taken the standard jet pack design, run a fat yellow hose out the back, and connected it to a small unmanned boat that houses an engine, pump, and fuel tank and sends pressurized water up the hose, where it's shot out by two nozzles just behind the wearer's shoulders. Called the JetLev-Flyer, the design purportedly can reach a height of 15 meters, a speed of 72 kph, and a range of 300 kilometers based on four hours of flying time. A digital fly-by-wire system is used to control the throttle. Future designs may achieve higher altitudes, higher top speeds, and extended range, and even travel below the water's surface. The American manufacturers claim it is 'amazingly easy to learn and operate' and they're taking orders now at $130,000 each."

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  1. are you crazy? by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and a range of 300 kilometers based on four hours of flying time.

          But based on the actual length of the hose, the range is more like 100 feet.

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    1. Re:are you crazy? by GreenTech11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The boat is towed along behind the jetpack, so the range is correct, if you are only flying above water :)Which limits the practicality in my mind. If however they can engineer them to work underwater, with a longer hose like those used on old diving suits, then I can see this having a purpose, i.e faster descent times and time spent examining shipwrecks etc.

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    2. Re:are you crazy? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

      It reminds me of the electric car I invented - the one with the really really long extension cord.

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    3. Re:are you crazy? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I think this is more like a car with a regular extension cord and a gasoline generator though.

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    4. Re:are you crazy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No this would be like the electric car you invented with an extension cord to a gas generator being towed behind you.

      Nathan

    5. Re:are you crazy? by ToadMan8 · · Score: 4, Informative

      lol; I think they mean the boat / pump thing will be underwater, not the jetpack. Divers are limited by physiological things when ascending and descending, not how fast they can swim. SCUBA certification organizations will tell you one foot per second up and down is about the limit. They already have underwater propulsion things (little units you hang on to that you point in the direction you want to go, and they run of batteries) to combat currents, long distance requirements, etc. that are about as good as required.

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    6. Re:are you crazy? by rohan972 · · Score: 2

      The boat is towed along behind the jetpack, so the range is correct, if you are only flying above water :)Which limits the practicality in my mind.

      You're right. It's unlike all the other inventions that have no limit to their practicality.

    7. Re:are you crazy? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Under limited circumstances, that scheme can actually make some sense. The usual motivation for going hybrid, rather than electric, is that electric offers very limited range. Unfortunately, the gas engine adds weight. So, if you make the engine a modular extra, you can accept the added weight for long range use, and leave it in the garage for short runs about town.

      It isn't clear that it is practical enough to overcome the inconvenience and oddity of the scheme; but it isn't pure nonsense.

    8. Re:are you crazy? by yotto · · Score: 4, Funny

      This seems more of a limit on a jetpack than I'd be willing to accept. I mean, cruising along 100 feet over the ground (Well, the water) is fine until you hit a dock, or accidentally go over land. Then you've got 100 feet of free-fall.

      As a bonus, you're almost guaranteed for this thing to ONLY fail when you're NOT over water, eliminating the only chance you have of surviving that big of a fall.

    9. Re:are you crazy? by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It reminds me of the electric car I invented - the one with the really really long extension cord.

      So, you invented the Trolley? Wow, nice to meet you.

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    10. Re:are you crazy? by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yea, because it's safe to skyrocket beneath the waters surface and rise back up. (The Bends)

    11. Re:are you crazy? by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This seems more of a limit on a jetpack than I'd be willing to accept. I mean, cruising along 100 feet over the ground (Well, the water) is fine until you hit a dock, or accidentally go over land. Then you've got 100 feet of free-fall.

      As a bonus, you're almost guaranteed for this thing to ONLY fail when you're NOT over water, eliminating the only chance you have of surviving that big of a fall.

      Right! Just like a jet-ski, boat or any other water craft tends to fail when pulled out of the water. Well, except on a jet-ski, you impact the pier at 50 mph whereas with this thing, you your jets fail and you fall on to the pier or bank. There is no mention of how this thing operates when it's pulled out of the water. The jets may die all at once, causing you to free-fall, or the pressure may drop over a few seconds, giving you are much softer landing.

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    12. Re:are you crazy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much is that? 320 finger-lengths divided by half an elbow? Or rather 3/4 of a shoe minus the foot inside plus 23/32th the length of an arm? Ah ok. Got it. :D scnr

    13. Re:are you crazy? by Goaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a bonus, you're almost guaranteed for this thing to ONLY fail when you're NOT over water, eliminating the only chance you have of surviving that big of a fall.

      You could just, you know, not try to fly over land.

      Since it doesn't work.

    14. Re:are you crazy? by leuk_he · · Score: 2, Interesting

      YOu have no (big) problems diving deep down and rising quickly up as long as you are not using presusired breathing.

      Free diving with a jet-pack?

    15. Re:are you crazy? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      I can see this having a purpose, i.e faster descent times and time spent examining shipwrecks etc.

      Come back when you get certified for SCUBA. The rate of descent is limited by how fast you can equalize your ears (which is about 1 m/s), and the rate of ascent by how your tissues are de-gassing, which has to be slower than 30 cm/s for sport diver certification* (and that can take **WEEKS** in the case of saturation divers).

      * Let's not get entangled in what constitutes "tech diving"... :)

    16. Re:are you crazy? by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 1

      Even with weights in free diving, the speed of descent is no-where near what this jetpack would provide. Your body would have significantly less time to adapt, thus, I still believe it is not a good idea.

      But *you* are more than welcome to try it ;)

    17. Re:are you crazy? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's the advantage to this, over just riding on a boat? You can get the same results by towing a balloon with a camera attached to it, without risking someones life. The only use I can see for it is for entertainment, like those parachute rides at the beach.

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    18. Re:are you crazy? by Alyred · · Score: 1

      Question: How high does one have to go before hitting the water is pretty much the same as hitting the concrete anyway? I'm too tired to do the math.

      What happens if the engine sucks up some floating detritus and jams? Food for thought.

    19. Re:are you crazy? by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      and a range of 300 kilometers based on four hours of flying time.

      But based on the actual length of the hose, the range is more like 100 feet.

      100 feet up. The boat the hose is attached to follows you around in the water. There was a video of it on Fark a few weeks ago, but I can't find the link. How the hell is this +5 Insightful? Slashdot has gotten really dumbed down lately, both content (saw this on Fark 10+ days ago) and users.

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    20. Re:are you crazy? by default+luser · · Score: 1

      No really, this reminds me of when I was a kid: all the cheap battery-powered cars had wired remotes. Since I grew-up poor, wired-remote cars were all I got, and I hated them immensely. I had a burning desire to get a wireless RC car, but I had to save my own money to buy one.

      And then I found out that most RC car batteries died after 20 minutes. What a dissappointment!

      The fact is, the jetpack suffers from the same problems: you can get it wired and cheap, or wireless but useless.

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    21. Re:are you crazy? by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      speaking of that, wouldn't it be awfully easy to build an electric jetpack and run an extension cord? If I didn't have to carry fuel, it'd be awfully light! Plus a cord full of like 8 gauge metal probably weighs less per foot than a hose full of water.

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    22. Re:are you crazy? by bjohnson · · Score: 1

      Nope, such devices have been made by EV hobbyists. There's a guy in CA http://www.mrsharkey.com/pusher.pdf who made a EV out of a VW Rabbit, then made a hybrid by lopping off the front end of another Rabbit, and attached it via a rigid towbar to the back of the EV, along with the necessary control electonics for changing gears, etc.

    23. Re:are you crazy? by Dunavant · · Score: 1
      Not quite accurate. Ascent rate is 1ft/sec.

      Descent rates are only limited by how fast you can clear your ears. (Though there are other risks by dropping so fast)

      US Navy recommends 70ft/min if I remember correctly.

    24. Re:are you crazy? by Phasma+Felis · · Score: 0

      This seems more of a limit on a jetpack than I'd be willing to accept. I mean, cruising along 100 feet over the ground (Well, the water) is fine until you hit a dock, or accidentally go over land. Then you've got 100 feet of free-fall.

      As a bonus, you're almost guaranteed for this thing to ONLY fail when you're NOT over water, eliminating the only chance you have of surviving that big of a fall.

      Yeah, that's always bugged me about cars. Cruising along at 60mph is fine until you accidentally hit a light pole. Then suddenly you're flying through the windshield!

      As a bonus, they almost always run fine on a smooth, flat surface--if you are thrown from your car there's almost certainly a large, solid object right in front of you.

    25. Re:are you crazy? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      Airplanes have this same problem. If the pilot is stupid he can "run out of airspace" and impact the ground. He always has to remember to keep his altitude about the local elevation. Yes sometimes pilots fail to do this.

      And with cars. Drivers always have to keep to the "corect" side of the painted line to avoid head-on cloosions

      In all case it amounts to not going to the wrong place. This new device is no different.

      That said. I bet there is a smal pressure "reserve" in the jet pack. Enough for one second of flight if the surface power fails so you don't fall if something goes wrong.

    26. Re:are you crazy? by Supergibbs · · Score: 1

      I believe the correct accent rate is 30ft per minute. At least that is what I learned, I am certified by SSI. I am sure different certification companies have different rates.

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    27. Re:are you crazy? by Whiternoise · · Score: 1

      The hose trails behind in the water like an engine intake. The water then gets pumped out of holes on the back. The hose is only about 2 or 3 metres long. I assume your comment was implying that the pack is tethered?

    28. Re:are you crazy? by formfeed · · Score: 0

      It could be used for sea rescue missions, to get a rescue team on board in heavy sea. (Or if one wants to inva.. ehh visit England to make it up the cliffs od Dover)

    29. Re:are you crazy? by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      The reality is this 'er' jet pack has no real practical application at all. Can't make the hose longer, as you have to lift the weight of a large bore hose and the water within it. It would be far simpler to fit a fire resistant small bore hose attached to a small pump and fuel tank on the ground to a regular jet pack.

      Only real use for the silly thing, bored rich people who want to have some fun while watering their lawns, as long as they have a canal down the middle of their paddock. One warning on the device, absolutely do not hover over your own boat because when it fills full of water and sinks, so will you ;).

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    30. Re:are you crazy? by maharvey · · Score: 1

      No kidding, 0.000003048 of a quadrant of the earth is so much more intuitive with than 100 feet.

    31. Re:are you crazy? by rohan972 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reality is this 'er' jet pack has no real practical application at all.

      The ability to significantly extend visibility on boats too small to have a mast. This can have significant impact on search and rescue operations. It gives some of the visibility without a helicopter or large craft with the rescue potentially being much simpler by pulling someone into a boat.

      It doesn't lack utility, it's just that your imagination must be busy doing something else.

    32. Re:are you crazy? by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      But based on the actual length of the hose, the range is more like 100 feet.

      How is this "insightful"? The base unit is mobile, and travels with the operator. So yes, you can go farther than the length of the hose.

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    33. Re:are you crazy? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      I see you missed the bits about adding a fuel line to a regular jetpack or sinking your own boat ;). I could of course add this http://alp-aksu.com/parasail_equipment.html but why do it the cheap simple way when you could spend $100,000 dollars and if you want to avoid the whole silly boat thing http://barnettrotorcraft.com/Barnett123006/J4B2_Prices.html and it is without doubt going to be a whole lot more fuel efficient and get you up just a wee bit higher then strap a nozzle on a hose to your back solution. I think someone has been watching way too much three stooges (a various other slapstick comedy bits, you know, the clown on the end of a fire hose bit).

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    34. Re:are you crazy? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Inefficient!=useless

      You said "this 'er' jet pack has no real practical application at all". Now you seem to have changed your point to "this 'er' jet pack is not the most efficient solution to any need I've yet thought of". My post didn't rebut that point because it wasn't the one you made in the post I was replying to.

    35. Re:are you crazy? by Splintax · · Score: 1

      What's the mechanism of action of your 'electric jetpack'? I think you'd need an awfully powerful turbine to generate enough thrust to lift you off the ground.

    36. Re:are you crazy? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      That said. I bet there is a smal pressure "reserve" in the jet pack. Enough for one second of flight if the surface power fails so you don't fall if something goes wrong.

      Because water is so incompressible, you'd get almost no useful water from a pressurized tank. As soon as you let any out, there wouldn't be any more pressure.

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    37. Re:are you crazy? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      or sinking your own boat ;)
      That can be easilly solved by designing the boat appropriately.

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  2. So it doesn't run on water at all? by richy+freeway · · Score: 4, Informative

    It actually runs on whatever powers the engine that drives the pump.

    1. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Really revolutionary isn't it? A mechanical device working through combustion. Alert CNN immediately!

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    2. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by Overkill+Nbuta · · Score: 5, Funny

      The real question should be. Does it run Linux.

    3. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by maxwells+daemon · · Score: 1

      More than likely that it runs on beer.

    4. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by Overkill+Nbuta · · Score: 2, Funny

      More than likely that it runs on beer.

      I'm pretty sure i can run Linux on beer also. Just my efficiency goes down.... or up depending on the task.

    5. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by radtea · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, typical /. headline: so misleading that you have to read the article to figure out what they're talking about, and 90% of the discussion is focused on either annoyance about or misapprehension of the false headline.

      There's a story below that has a headline about the odds of finding an Earth-like planet within a few dozen lightyears of Earth, but I'm pretty sure the actual story is about a new way to bake pastry. With a /. headline, why would anyone assume otherwise?

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    6. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Could easily use beer as the thrust media, if the support boat was a Budweiser tanker.

    7. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by camperdave · · Score: 3, Informative

      Could easily use beer as the thrust media, if the support boat was a Budweiser tanker.

      ... after all, it runs on water.

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    8. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Could easily use beer as the thrust media, if the support boat was a Budweiser tanker.

      Presumably before you filled it with beer, you'd have to empty the Budweiser out?

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    9. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      More than likely that it runs on beer.

      Actually, the pilot runs on beer. I know I'd have to be running on beer or some other common sense inhibiting drug to fly this thing before it becomes better tested.

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    10. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Could easily use beer as the thrust media, if the support boat was a Budweiser tanker.

      Presumably before you filled it with beer, you'd have to empty the Budweiser out?

      Using the term loosely, of course. Budweiser would be the appropriate thrust media to spray into an ocean or lake.

      If you hooked a device like that up to a Guinness tanker you'd likely be arrested and prosecuted for high crimes, unless the jet-wash was directed at a football stadium or some-such.

    11. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, typical kdawson headline: so misleading that you have to read the article to figure out what they're talking about, and 90% of the discussion is focused on either annoyance about or misapprehension of the false kdawson headline. There's a kdawson story below that has a kdawson headline about the odds of finding an Earth-like planet within a few dozen lightyears of Earth, but I'm pretty sure the actual kdawson story is about a new way to bake pastry. With a kdawson headline, why would anyone assume otherwise?

      There, fixed that for you.

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    12. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by Tickety-boo · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you are working the Ballmer curve!

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    13. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by MateuszM · · Score: 1

      You surely meant: Does it run on Linux :)

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    14. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by sponga · · Score: 1

      It will run, you just have to use a lot of rubber seals to fill in all the wrong sized parts and the fire hydrants are not compatible with with any of the hoses.

    15. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by krakelohm · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:So it doesn't run on water at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A digital fly-by-wire system is used" Yes, yes it can.

  3. A range of 300 km? by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I assume this is dragging the boat after you.

    What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?

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    1. Re:A range of 300 km? by Demoriel · · Score: 2, Funny

      You pretty much just nailed why this is a totally useless design.

    2. Re:A range of 300 km? by andy.ruddock · · Score: 1

      But possibly fun - although it's a lot to pay for some fun.

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    3. Re:A range of 300 km? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but so is a boat, how much does a 72kmph boat cost?

    4. Re:A range of 300 km? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      No. It comes with a REALLY long hose.

      And don't forget, it can also be used as a pressure-washer!

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    5. Re:A range of 300 km? by andy.ruddock · · Score: 1

      A quick google search found one for just over $31,000 - I'm sure you could do better.

      This "jet-pack" is the sort of thing I could see being used to hire out at the beach for 5-10 min trips, just for the ride. Obviously this would depend upon training time and you'd need to tether it, to prevent it being stolen - which rather defeats the purpose of the thing.

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    6. Re:A range of 300 km? by wisty · · Score: 1

      I would presume that it will be mostly used by as a theme park / tourist attraction / eXtreme sports thing. The $200k will be nothing compared to the wages, operating expenses, free t-shirts, and public liability insurance.

    7. Re:A range of 300 km? by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Funny

      What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?

      Is your boat 15 meters tall? You get a higher view, which has many uses.

    8. Re:A range of 300 km? by nmg196 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Same goes for water skiing and parascending... The point is, its fun!

    9. Re:A range of 300 km? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      You can't fly a boat along the shoreline and ruin family picnics.

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    10. Re:A range of 300 km? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is your boat 15 meters tall?

      Yes.

    11. Re:A range of 300 km? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I assume this is dragging the boat after you.

      What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?

      Ever see a parasailer? Like that, but for people who enjoy spraying mass quantities of water on whatever is below them.

      Really stretching now, could be used from the deck of a ship to quickly access overhead unloading cranes... if attached to a submarine it could potentially be used for personnel transfer to helicopters... ummm... I think it's just slightly more useful than the jet-pack James Bond used in Thunderball.

    12. Re:A range of 300 km? by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

      What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?

      That you don't have to climb up the mast?

      I wonder what millage you get. My bet is that a car is way cheaper (but a different vehicle altogether.)

      Just like with water skiing I see no practical use whatsoever for this device. However, when on holidays, I'd be queuing to try it out.

      Wouldn't be surprised if the hose stabilizes it like a tail stabilizes a kite.

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    13. Re:A range of 300 km? by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      FUN!!!!

    14. Re:A range of 300 km? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ahh, so yer mizzen t'gallant crowsnest is two and a half fathoms above the waves, matey?

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    15. Re:A range of 300 km? by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      I assume this is dragging the boat after you.

      Watch the video. The "boat" that is towed behind you is smaller than the typical jet-ski and it is tethered to you. You fly where you want to go and the "boat" follows you. It actually looks pretty cool.

      What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?

      Think of this as an uber-cool SeaDoo. A SeaDoo has no advantages over a boat other than it's more fun to drive. Same with this thing.

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    16. Re:A range of 300 km? by necro81 · · Score: 1

      What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?

      Because it's totally frickin' awesome, dude!

    17. Re:A range of 300 km? by rossdee · · Score: 1

      In America's Cup Yacgting they pull a crewman to the top of the mast to look out for wind gusts (or to make repairs in the rigging)
      I am sure those masts are at least 15M

    18. Re:A range of 300 km? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      In America's Cup Yacgting they pull a crewman to the top of the mast to look out for wind gusts (or to make repairs in the rigging)

      Heh. I have a friend who had built this 25m long 2 mast square-rigged sailboat (I wonder if the new owner kept the 3 functionnal cannons), and we certainly did not need any excuse to go up the rigging... At any time, half the crew was always up there...

    19. Re:A range of 300 km? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Um... allows Sean Connery and Roger Moore to take over an off shore oil platform in a more exciting... idiom?

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    20. Re:A range of 300 km? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?

      Same advantage there is over climbing a mountain rather than flying over it,
      Or the advantage of liquid cooling your computer rather than buying a Dell,
      or the advantage of sitting on your porch, connecting to your wifi, ssh into your home theater system, and broadcast over the stereo that you left your keys inside and to let you in, rather than just ring the doorbell.

      If you have to ask, this article clearly isn't for you.
      If you Always have to ask, perhaps this is not exactly the website you were looking for.

      Not only did you kill the planet by wasting our bandwidth with your question, but now you made ME do it too and worse! :(

    21. Re:A range of 300 km? by Alyred · · Score: 1

      I can see a use for this in some fields, such as welding or repairs on oil derricks or the sides of larger ships, or even painting/cleaning of cruise liners. Of course, this is all dependant on how fine the control is, and the device's ability to hover in one place in heavier seas.

      Sure would beat having to climb over and attach yourself to the side of something, and this could certainly get to tighter places than a helicopter. And think about the possibilities of sea rescue, being able to lift people to a helicopter rather than having to hoist them up -- though I'm not sure how much weight one of these things can lift. I certainly wouldn't want someone who wasn't really, really good at piloting one to try to get themselves up to a hovering rescue helicopter, what with the possibility of overshot... ok, maybe that particular application isn't such a good idea.

    22. Re:A range of 300 km? by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      I assume this is dragging the boat after you.

      What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?

      Convert boat to hydrofoil. Absolute minimal contact with water = speed
      Minuscule power-weight ratio compared to a normal boat = fuel efficiency
      Fun factor = huge

      Personal water transit just got a whole lot cooler.

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    23. Re:A range of 300 km? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      72kmph, like 72,000 miles per hour? Lots. The R&D costs alone boggle the mind, then there's prototyping... :)

      I thought perhaps the k meant knots, but I RTFA and it quotes 30 mph top speed, so it's effectively an extremely expensive but slow jet-ski, just up in the air.

    24. Re:A range of 300 km? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Convert boat to hydrofoil. Absolute minimal contact with water = speed

      That might cause problems with the water supply to the pump that actually powers this thing. The boat is a boat for a good reason here.

      RTFA, it's enlightening.

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    25. Re:A range of 300 km? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?

      Is your boat 15 meters tall? You get a higher view, which has many uses.

      Really, if the height is all you want, it'd be easier to just parasail off the back of a remote control boat.

    26. Re:A range of 300 km? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Part of the hydrofoil is always submerged. You'd simply have to put the intake somewhere where it would never come out of the water.

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    27. Re:A range of 300 km? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Besides which, I don't believe Tokerat was suggesting you fly this contraption off a hydrofoil. He was suggesting you skip the silly flying thing and ride the hydrofoil.

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    28. Re:A range of 300 km? by anexkahn · · Score: 1

      I think this sounds like a replacement for parasailing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasailing

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    29. Re:A range of 300 km? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I assume this is dragging the boat after you.

      What exactly are the advantages over just simply using a boat?

      Well, you get to be 100 feet up in the air and spray water at the people on the boat deck, getting their shirts all wet.

      It's also a very effective way to say "I have 100K that I apparently don't need" which may impress some of the people on the boat, who now have wet T-shirts...

    30. Re:A range of 300 km? by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      No, I wanna fly around on it :-)

      It'll never be more than a novelty or specialized rescue equipment, sure. Doesn't mean it's a waste of time, and it'll allow us to play with the extended flight jet pack idea before free roaming technology is ready. Not sure what we could learn, but if we knew that we'd have learned it already!

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    31. Re:A range of 300 km? by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      Saw the video weeks ago. Water intake can be in the foils. Stays underwater, no problem.

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    32. Re:A range of 300 km? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Ok, but combined with a hydrofoil?

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    33. Re:A range of 300 km? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's what I said... but yeah.

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    34. Re:A range of 300 km? by AlongForTheRide · · Score: 1

      A different point of view???

      Just a thought. Good question, though! ;)

  4. I'd call this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    vapourware, except this is liquid water, not gaseous, and plus, it's been created.

  5. Missing the point of a jet pack. by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... that is, not to have any wires or hoses connecting it to something else on the ground or in the air. Duh.

    Seriously, these guys take some sort of high-output water pump and call it a jet pack?

    1. Re:Missing the point of a jet pack. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Exactly. So, it's not a "Jet Pack", so much as a "Fire Pump", and it doesn't "Run For Hours on Water", it "Runs For Hours On Petrol".

    2. Re:Missing the point of a jet pack. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It achieve flight by jets of water from nozzles on a pack and it runs for hours over water?

    3. Re:Missing the point of a jet pack. by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      If you put the boat next to the fuel pump at the dock, you could have "Perpetual Motion Jet Pack"!

    4. Re:Missing the point of a jet pack. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Not quite... eventually they'll stop selling you fuel on credit.

      Unless you're the U.S. government, I suppose. The people running Washington seem to think our credit is limitless.

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    5. Re:Missing the point of a jet pack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think MacGyver already did this in the last season.

  6. round and round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I doubt how anything that makes you spin 300 km of circles around a fixed point in the water (and probably vomiting every now and then) is going to make you look cool.

    1. Re:round and round by chrisG23 · · Score: 1

      its not a fixed point. The hose pulls the boat thing along behind it, at a pretty decent speed judging by the video.

  7. Re:Dollars are cheaper than pouns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, the prices are off. TFA states 160k pounds which would be 170k euros. The second link states 100k euros (130k dollars). The actual website of the product (followed a link from the second article) states 100k or 120k euros depending on how powerful machine you want.

  8. Re:Dollars are cheaper than pouns! by andy.ruddock · · Score: 4, Informative

    The web site advertises two models :

    155 HP = EUR 99,000 which is $125,116 (£88,122)
    215 HP = EUR 119,000 which is $150,392 (£105,924)

    so the Telegraph has the prices wrong.

    (Exchange rates courtesy of Google)

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  9. SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE, YAAAAYY!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna start working on my triple jump

  10. Mario Sunshine ref. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hello i am FUD. I am a jetpack that runs on gasoline from the 150 horse power engine that is connected to me from a tube.Pleasure to meet you"

  11. Worms by harry666t · · Score: 2, Funny

    FTFS:

    > but there's always been one problem: they run out of fuel in around 30 seconds

    But that's what made them fun in the game :)

    1. Re:Worms by orielbean · · Score: 1

      V2 - now with banana bombs!

  12. Disappointing. by ardor · · Score: 1

    And here is was, thinking that they had an actual jet pack. But this ... this is just a useless toy. Hey - when I want to fly around in the city, a *hose* isn't exactly practical.

    But this leads to some inherent problems with jetpacks and flying cars: fuel problems aside, these things would be *hard* to pilot. Just think about it - you're flying around with your shiny jetpack, at what, 150mph? Imagine the accidents that could happen, or the amount of skill necessary to remain in control of that thing. Same for flying cars. Just look at the number of *regular* car accidents. Adding an extra degree of freedom will not exactly lower down that number.

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    1. Re:Disappointing. by Shrike82 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Same for flying cars. Just look at the number of *regular* car accidents. Adding an extra degree of freedom will not exactly lower down that number.

      It looked fine in Back to the Future Part 2. How hard could it be? They had floating lane dividers and everything. The only problem I can see is that it will add a whole new dimension to being "double-parked".

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    2. Re:Disappointing. by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      It looked fine in Back to the Future Part 2. How hard could it be? They had floating lane dividers and everything. The only problem I can see is that it will add a whole new dimension to being "double-parked".

      you surely mean quadruple parked?

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    3. Re:Disappointing. by AC-x · · Score: 1

      Hey don't be so disappointed, it sounds like a _lot_ of fun!

    4. Re:Disappointing. by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      People have enough trouble driving in just two dimensions.

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    5. Re:Disappointing. by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      I think the whole "control" thing is what makes it a flying car as opposed to a plane.

      You can already fly around the city at 150mph if you wanted to(and can get whatever permits are required) in a plane. Planes aren't even all that fuel inefficient.

      The idea of a flying car is a vehicle that is as easy to control as a car(or easier), but which can fly. This is of course theoretically possible, but the lift system and power generation equipment has yet to be invented.

    6. Re:Disappointing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have hydraulic suspension, you insensitive clod!

    7. Re:Disappointing. by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. I jetpack where you controlled the thrust and thrust vestoring directly and manually would be hard if not impossible to control. But inertial measurement and autopilot make them as easy as any videogame.
      I we relied on computers to avoid accidents too, then everything would be a hell of a lot safer.

      It's not that much different from cars, where ESC systems, power steering and modern automatic transmission have made cars much easier to drive.

    8. Re:Disappointing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  13. Cool but expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this is Slashdot and you're not supposed to actually read the articles and such before you post, but most of you seem to have missed the point. The hose doesn't "run out"... it only limits your height (8.5m, which is really quite high). This is as close as you'll get to a "Jet-pack" that can actually fly for any length of time.

    There's only really two limits:
    1) Height is maxed at hose length (30 yards/8.5m)
    2) You have to fly over water only

    Now, the second item is a bit restrictive, indeed... but a Jet-pack in any form as we know science today isn't really going to be a means of practical transportation. They are too big, too heavy, and have to many restrictions (flight time, etc). Comparing it to a boat is kind of stupid. This is about the feeling of free flying, and having fun, of course. Expensive, sure, but lots of things are.

    As far as transportation goes... this is the first "Jet-pack" to really me usable as such, albeit only from getting in from your summoner cottage on an island to the main land for picking up some small items, like a newspaper and some milk, and then back again. That is, provided there's something very close to the beach. :)

  14. Military and coastguard applications by Kupfernigk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of the earliest uses for balloons and large kites was to tow an elevated observer behind a ship. I guess navies will be extremely interested in this. It's much less visible than a helicopter, cheaper, and safer, yet it permits over-the-horizon observation. Think of pirates off Somalia. Currently they can easily see and avoid ships, but fast patrol boats can't see them beyond a few miles. With one of these a small intercept craft can see the pirates, while remaining almost invisible themselves. Think of it as a floating artillery OP and the uses are obvious.

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    1. Re:Military and coastguard applications by paul248 · · Score: 1

      Just make sure not to fly it over the boat.

    2. Re:Military and coastguard applications by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. You have the means mixed up with the purpose. The intended use for the balloons and the kites was to get them the f*** up in the air so that the people in them could make observations. Towing them behind ships was simply a means to do that.

      This thing only goes up 50' high. Not very useful for observational purposes.

    3. Re:Military and coastguard applications by BenihanaX · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are much easier ways to do this than pumping water 50 feet in the air, like say... a camera on a balloon? The only ships going after pirates are sufficiently large enough to carry a mast or helo with enough range that another 50 feet vertical wouldn't change.

    4. Re:Military and coastguard applications by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You're wrong because these days they can just use a quadrocopter or some other convenient ROV form factor and it would be a lot cheaper and more functional. It could be a great means of propelling subaquatic ROVs, though.

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    5. Re:Military and coastguard applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That makes no sense at all. Modern military operations would use any number of UAV systems, or aero-foil balloons (which are in fact a type of UAV). All of which are infinitely more practical than this jet pack.

      Hell, I've got an RC turbine plane with a 2 megapixel camera in it. It would be easy to launch from a boat, and several orders of magnitude more appropriate for forward observation use. It's faster, flies higher and infinitely more disposable than the jet pack, and human pilot. It's range is largely limited by the radio gear, which can be mitigate a lot with military grade gear.

      In short, for less than 2000$ I built a better artillery OP than anything this jetpack can offer.

      The only use this jetpack has is Xsports and toys for rich people that like thrill seeking.

    6. Re:Military and coastguard applications by BenihanaX · · Score: 1

      It's range is largely limited by the radio gear, which can be mitigate a lot with military grade gear.

      I'm not sure you know the meaning of "military grade."

    7. Re:Military and coastguard applications by Tim12s · · Score: 1

      I think its going to be easier to put launch a balloon and a robotic camera than it will be to put someone up on a jet propelled hose pipe to look over the horizon.

      If I am correct, an observer standing at see level can only see 8 miles before the horizon disappears. The higher up you are the more you get to see.

      -Tim

    8. Re:Military and coastguard applications by will_die · · Score: 1

      Unmaned aircraft with a transmitting camera are cheaper, have long time in the air, have higher range and are not afraid of the shore.
      This thing is for entertainment purposes only.

    9. Re:Military and coastguard applications by Nyckname · · Score: 1

      And the advantage to this over a drone is?

    10. Re:Military and coastguard applications by GeordieMac · · Score: 1

      ...much less visible than a helicopter...

      There is no way that a reverse geyser would be less visible than a helicopter, Navies would be much more interested in UAVs.

    11. Re:Military and coastguard applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be cheaper, easier and safer to simply use scout drones.

    12. Re:Military and coastguard applications by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you've got a +5 insightful mod for that ! This thing can reach a height of 15 metres, is that even at deck level on a Naval Frigate ? I can't see how it would be any use to the navy at all, they have 1001 more suitable tools for over the horizion spying than this several of which are cheaper, more reliable, safer, more effective and more useful.

    13. Re:Military and coastguard applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "With one of these a small intercept craft can see the pirates, while remaining almost invisible themselves."

      Invisible, apart from an impressive water fountain suspended 40 feet in the air.

    14. Re:Military and coastguard applications by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Do you really believe that someone spraying huge amounts of water underneath them will be invisible to pirates? Not only is there a large mist, but I'd imagine there will be a lot of noise from the pumps on the boat and the nozzles in the jet-pack.

      Compare that to a UAV of some type. In a small airplane or helicopter form. I understand that they can be extremely hard to spot, and if a pirate shoots it, you don't end up dead because you aren't there in person.

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    15. Re:Military and coastguard applications by sponga · · Score: 1

      Huhhhh?

      They are called UAV's and hellfire missiles, this problem has already been solved and they don't need a water jet pack to peak over the horizon.
      For right now the best thing is to setup a foreign Navy patrols and increase the countries coast guard capabilities.

      Add to it the use of night vision and FLIR, the Somali pirates are in a losing battle with the 24/7 UAV. Better radar coverage would help out also.

      Also they have increased jet patrols and these guys can sit up quite high in altitudes without being noticed, camera quality has come a long way and no way they can out run or see a jet coming.

    16. Re:Military and coastguard applications by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Huh? That's pretty far-fetched. The navy would just use a tall antennae mast, or an ultra-light hand-launched UAV.

      Let's face it, this jetpack is strictly for entertainment only.

  15. Coast Guard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's certainly useful applications for this. I could envision the Coast Guard using something like that to fill in where helicopters might be more expensive or cumbersome. Rescue access anyone?

    You COULD add even more jets to it for a formidable firefighting platform!

    1. Re:Coast Guard? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      You COULD add even more jets to it for a formidable firefighting platform!

      Yeah you know how it can be difficult for fire fighters to stand still when holding a hose? Thats a feature, not a bug.

    2. Re:Coast Guard? by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      If you took the operator off, and installed a remote control, it could go even higher. This could be a very useful firefighting tool.

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  16. SHINE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, you are going to be able to collect loads of coins with that thing.
    And at that price, it should come with a free holiday to Isle Delfino.

  17. This is a joke, right? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    It can't go anywhere a boat can't go. It can't go faster than a boat. It has no more range than a boat. But it carries significantly more danger than most boats ever did. It can go up as high as -- oh my gosh -- 15m... around 50 feet. And it has no payload capacity whatsoever.

    So... what's it going to be used for? Rescuing cats from trees along the river?

    1. Re:This is a joke, right? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So... what's it going to be used for? Rescuing cats from trees along the river?

      Basically the same use case as a parasail towed behind a ski boat. They are a lot of fun, actually.

    2. Re:This is a joke, right? by Ckwop · · Score: 1

      Except that wiht a parasail, if the boat's engine fails you fall safely to earth.

      If the engine fails for the jet pack, you smack in to the water at 100mph.

      I know which one I'd rather ride!

    3. Re:This is a joke, right? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Except that wiht a parasail, if the boat's engine fails you fall safely to earth.

      Usually you fall safely back into the water, unless perhaps you're being pulled by an amphibious craft.

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    4. Re:This is a joke, right? by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      One way you can account for an engine pump failure is to use pressurized tank. When the engine fails you have enough remaining pressure to bring the passenger down safely.

      One concern of mine would be a control failure where nozzle control is lost, leading to a situation where the passenger may get injured. This could be accounted for in design, but is it cost-effective?

      I would just hate to be the guy that has the first accident on this thing, slamming into something solid, or hitting the water fast enough to cause serious injuries.

      Safety is an issue, but isn't that the case with all vehicles?

    5. Re:This is a joke, right? by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      You're not any higher in the air than a diving platform. People plummet into the water from that height on purpose every day.
      You wouldn't hit the water any harder than a water skier wiping out at full speed (which isn't exactly pleasant, but not catastrophic, either).

      Why do people have such a hard time with technology whose primary application (at least for the time being) is as a toy?

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    6. Re:This is a joke, right? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      One way you can account for an engine pump failure is to use pressurized tank. When the engine fails you have enough remaining pressure to bring the passenger down safely.

      Pressurized tanks work for gases because they're very compressible. We're talking about water. It's relatively incompressible. A pressurized tank of water will pretty quickly lose its pressure if you let water out.

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    7. Re:This is a joke, right? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Point is, you still have the sail, which hopefully has a bit of non-powered gliding ability. If you're riding this water jetpack and your pressure fails, you're strapped to a brick.

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    8. Re:This is a joke, right? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      According to wiki,

      Hitting the water flat from 10m brings the diver to rest in about 1 ft. The extreme deceleration causes severe bruising both internal and external, strains to connective tissue securing the organs and possible minor hemorrhage to lungs and other tissue. Very painful and distressing, but not life-threatening.

      Also note that the quoted statement applies to a fall from 10m, whereas this jetpack supposedly has a possible height of 15m. (Nowhere does the wiki article on diving mention diving from a platform higher than 10m.) Impact velocity is proportional to the square root of the initial height. Disregarding air resistance, you'd hit the water at 14 m/sec from a fall of 10m and at 17.2 m/sec from a fall of 15m. The impact after falling from 15m as opposed to 10m is about 23% harder.

      17.2 m/sec is about 38.5 MPH, which feels pretty fast on the water. Plus, when skiing, your velocity is forward, not straight down. That makes a huge difference.

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    9. Re:This is a joke, right? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      That's for hitting the water flat, as in a belly-flop.

      With this thing you're hanging from it feet first, it'll be like jumping off a diving tower or cliff.

      Yeah, you might break a leg if you land (splash) wrong, but that's true in plenty of other sports too.

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    10. Re:This is a joke, right? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you land it right. Unless you've practiced off a high dive, I'm not at all sure you'll manage to land feet-first. A little rotation is all it would take, and your presence of mind might be lacking. Twisting your head/shoulders around as you're trying to figure out what the hell went wrong? Yeah, that might just put you on your face.

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    11. Re:This is a joke, right? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      And, furthermore, weigh a crap-ton if they have a pressurized volume of reserve reaction mass adequate to soft-land the victim ^w user. Try towing that around.

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    12. Re:This is a joke, right? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Heh. True. Keeping a falling tank of pressurized water from cratering is a bit like trying to levitate by blowing through a straw.

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    13. Re:This is a joke, right? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      At Pantai Cenang there is this bunch of Dudes who operate a ski boat. They take tourists for parasail rides. One day I watched them trying to launch this woman off the beach. I fly hang gliders and it was obvious that the wind was off. They were flying in a cross wind. As soon as she got off the ground she swung around down wind at enormous speed. The driver panicked and cut the power. The woman dropped on to hard, wet sand from two or three metres. Not good.

    14. Re:This is a joke, right? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Yes, as someone else also pointed out, it could be a lot of fun. I was under the impression that this was aimed at serious applications, but I was not easily able to envision any. For fun, though: fine. I had an appointment to go parasailing this last summer but the weather did not cooperate.

    15. Re:This is a joke, right? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      And even if the pressurized tank of water is on the intake sled (the mini-boat the jetpack is tethered to), the weight would make the sled an anchor. Enjoy flying 15m above a stationary point. Or, if you can get the sled moving, enjoy being dragged to your death by the intake sled coasting into the path of

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  18. video here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  19. YouTube Video by Maddog+Batty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    YouTube video

    Most people are missing the point of this. It isn't a sensible solution, it is a FUN solution. I would love to have a go.

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    1. Re:YouTube Video by Caue · · Score: 1

      yeah, I already have. But my "jetpack" would run on wind, and it was bigger and colorfull. And it was made with no parts whatsoever, just plain fabric and ropes! I even said "I can see my house from up here!" giggling and pointing randomly towards the horizon.

    2. Re:YouTube Video by radtea · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Most people are missing the point of this.

      I wonder if the headline being a typically stupid /. falsehood might have something to with that.

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    3. Re:YouTube Video by cdrudge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can think of many more ways that would be quite a bit more fun then spending $130k on this. But hey, if you have the money to blow on it, more power to ya.

    4. Re:YouTube Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could buy a pretty good little airplane for that kind of scratch.

    5. Re:YouTube Video by Bat+Country · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine the best customers for a product like this would be resorts, cruise lines, some businesses which attend seasonal attractions, and people scouting dive locations for SCUBA tours.

      In other words, people for whom this is an investment, rather than people who have money to spend on something like this for fun. That being said, I can virtually guarantee there will be Hollywood and music industry people who will snatch these up.

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    6. Re:YouTube Video by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      And I can think of many things I think are fun but lots of other people don't. Point is, people are different... I know, it's hard to believe that not everyone likes and dislikes the same things you do. But some people would think that this is a bargain at $130K. Seriously... hovering 45' over the water flying around? That'd be awesome. If I had the money, I'd pay for it.

    7. Re:YouTube Video by sponga · · Score: 1

      Eric Scott has the real Jet Pack, jumping a 1,500ft canyon is pretty damn impressive. This guy is the Richard Branson and Steve Fossett of Rocket Man.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLoHPPsi8HM

      I would be more impressed if Slashdot would cover his achievements and future development, besides I am sure the U.S. military or NASA have some cool videos from the 60's of them testing 'REAL' Jet Packs.

      Eric Scott's company has already said they are developing a new jet pack that will go for a half hour.

    8. Re:YouTube Video by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      Exactly, charge 300 bucks for 30 minutes, give out 4 rides a day, and in 100 days you've re-couped 120 grand. 300 bucks may be a bit steep, but at 150/ride, you'll get what you paid for in a bit over 200 days...

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  20. Comments totally missing point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is useless then so are waterskis, wakeboards, kiteboards, surfboards and etc. for they can not go anywhere a simple boat can not go. Yet many people buy and use those. Go figure...

  21. Slow news day by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

    Water is heavy stuff - you don't have to expel much of it at a mediocre velocity in order to support the weight of a adult human.

    What made those portable jetpacks interesting is that they used a limited amount of reaction mass and managed to expel it with sufficient velocity that it was able to support the weight of the pilot+jetpack.

    Personally, I would be satisfied to see a solution based upon small jet turbines with vectored thrust. In some ways, it would be more tricky to make stable due to the response lag on controlling the jet engine's thrust and that the exhaust output cannot typically be considered as a point thrust. If made to work, I'd imagine that hovering/flying time in the order of several tens of minutes would be feasible.

    This water jet thing is just *yawn* by comparison.

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  22. Prior art by bobdotorg · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is pretty much a human Water Wiggle:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D_WdavMuKs

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    1. Re:Prior Art by David+Nabbit · · Score: 1

      If it's as obnoxious as Fludd, I'll pass.

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  23. So What? by bgray54 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mario has been doing this for years, and he doesn't even need the "small unmanned boat". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Sunshine

  24. Name: this is a JET CART by Morgaine · · Score: 2, Informative

    As many others have pointed out, the name "jet pack" conveys entirely the wrong meaning. Jet packs are by implication untethered, with the "pack" containing everything required by the jet. So we need a more appropriate name to convey that the pack is tethered, and that the jet is pulling something on the end of its tether along.

    Well the answer is obvious: this is a JET CART, because the jet takes the place of a horse and is pulling the cart (boat) along. Naturally the horse is tethered to the cart, and it can't get any further from the cart than the length of its tether (pipe) --- the name conveys the right meaning exactly.

    With a bit of flexibility from readers, this could even be taken as a car analogy. ;-)

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    1. Re:Name: this is a JET CART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK.. So what's the real meaning of the thing called a "back pack" then?

    2. Re:Name: this is a JET CART by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      No, its a tethered jet pack. Just like a TOW missile is still a missile, despite the wire connecting it to the launcher.

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  25. Perpetual motion by BenihanaX · · Score: 1, Troll

    In other news, a perpetual motion machine was built, it requires a 120 volt power source and runs indefinitely.

  26. youtube comment by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1
    here is one person's reaction after watching a jetpack hover over water:

    lol omg i want tht soooo badly ima get it once i turn rich lol

    its amazing what sorts of crap people can write with a keyboard. my head will implode if i read another line like this.

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    1. Re:youtube comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol pmsl

    2. Re:youtube comment by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "its amazing what sorts of crap people can write with a keyboard. my head will implode if i read another line like this"

      lol omg i wana watch ur hd impld soooo badly hp sum1 puts it on youtube an ima get to see it lol.

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  27. You are invited... by srussia · · Score: 4, Funny

    to take a ride on the Firehose.

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  28. Team sports by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This sounds like a recreational device, and perhaps an interesting one. Calling it a "James Bond-style jet pack" is rather misleading, though.

    Safety: a fall into water from that height is not safe but not suicidal. I wonder how bad it is to be underneath and accidentally get sprayed by one of those jets? The video clip is silent; I'll bet the thing makes a hell of a racket. I wonder how many waterfronts will put up with it.

    I'm thinking, team sports. An extreme kind of polo or soccer or something. With players deliberately maneuvering to hit each other with the jets and/or tangle their hoses.

    1. Re:Team sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are you going to play 'soccer' when you're 15m off the ground. Have you ever played football? You're NOT ALLOWED TO PICK UP THE BALL. You have to use your feet, hence the name.

      Maybe American football or Rugby (where you can carry the ball) might work. I think you'd have a better chance trying to play basketball than 'soccer' as you call it.

    2. Re:Team sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Safety: a fall into water from that height is not safe but not suicidal.

      It's not just the height of the fall. You're also falling with 50 pounds (or whatever) of metal attached to your spine.

      Imagine if one of the jet nozzles clogged or for whatever reason you ended up sideways or upside down. Hehe, I bet that would be real fun.

      Still, that probably wouldn't stop me from trying it.

    3. Re:Team sports by TheLink · · Score: 1

      One dangerous bit I see is if two people get their hoses tangled together, or tangled with a fixed object.

      You might not react quickly enough to cut the power, so you zoom round and round, and bad stuff happens.

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    4. Re:Team sports by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      Retired firefighter here... The noise might not be that bad. The noise from the nozzle discharge is negligible. The pump's power plant is another matter though. Still, a properly designed exhaust system could reduce the noise to well below that of your average two-stroke jet ski. Think tournament ski boat...

      As for getting hit by the discharge..., don' t. It will hurt, a lot, even at the nominal 30m max range.

      Hmm..., come to think of it, this might be just the thing for silencing noisy two-stroke jet skis that come within range.

    5. Re:Team sports by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      I was at the company website and both these questions are answered in the FAQ.

      The hose keeps you from going dangerously high. You aren't any higher in the air than a diving platform. People survive plummets into the water from that height all the time (in fact, there's a whole sport based on it). The biggest risk is falling on the boat.

      At ground level, the stream is broken up enough that it is not dangerous. At the nozzle, they warn not to stick your hands under the jets. It isn't very dangerous, but it can cause bruising.

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    6. Re:Team sports by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      HELLO... Harry Potter managed it just fine.

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  29. Just another... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    ...idiotic contraption to make noise, and spoil the serenity of my local lake. Fricking manufacturers should be stopped from producing these things that serve no purpose other than to encourage stupid people to waste their money.

    The same retards buy 500 hp speedboats to drive at 60 miles an hour on a mile long lake. Shit-for-brains people like that should be buried young.

    1. Re:Just another... by eddy_crim · · Score: 1

      ALSo... get of my lawn!

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    2. Re:Just another... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      It's the NASCAR mentality. You know, the same ass-hats who can't pay their rent, or feed their children, but manage a two pack a day cigarette habit, and put shiney rims on their Camaro.

      Chinless, buck-toothed, crack-heads should be shot on sight !

  30. Not a jet pack by squoozer · · Score: 1

    I struggle to see this as a jet pack. It's more a small boat with a very strange propulsion system. Having said that I wouldn't mind having a go.

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  31. As a general reply to the other comments by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    In your case, you appear not to have understood the Somali problem - the use of small high speed RIBs that can outrun a ship, and will see the fixed mast of a ship at a range that makes it useless for pursuit. You need similar pursuit craft that can quickly put up a mobile OP, and as quickly drop it to avoid observation. Helicopters are expensive to run, probably just too expensive for anti-piracy, balloons cannot be deployed quickly and are themselves higher than the observation point so they can be detected before they detect you. And there is no way a ROV is as good as a human observer in this kind of application, not to mention the problems of controlling it from a RIB at speed - ever been on one of those things?

    I guess nobody responding to this post actually knows a damn thing about real world conditions. Fifteen metres above sea level enormously expands your range of vision. Ask any sailor.

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    1. Re:As a general reply to the other comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your case, you appear not to have understood the Somali problem - the use of small high speed RIBs that can outrun a ship, and will see the fixed mast of a ship at a range that makes it useless for pursuit. You need similar pursuit craft that can quickly put up a mobile OP, and as quickly drop it to avoid observation. Helicopters are expensive to run, probably just too expensive for anti-piracy, balloons cannot be deployed quickly and are themselves higher than the observation point so they can be detected before they detect you. And there is no way a ROV is as good as a human observer in this kind of application, not to mention the problems of controlling it from a RIB at speed - ever been on one of those things?

      I guess nobody responding to this post actually knows a damn thing about real world conditions. Fifteen metres above sea level enormously expands your range of vision. Ask any sailor.

      it's not piracy it's copyright infringeme.. wait what?

    2. Re:As a general reply to the other comments by Tim12s · · Score: 1

      So put a camera on top of a telescopic rod.

      Better, cheaper and safer than a hosepipe with a person strapped to it traveling at 200kph on a boat.

      Someone might enhance it somehow to increase range and height potentially making a rescue platform more flexible and deployable than a conventional firetruck.

      -Tim

    3. Re:As a general reply to the other comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hell, even if you don't like a telescopic rod, how about a small kite with a lightweight camera on gimbals?

      Even harder to see than an idiot on a flying firehose, no noise, and much less risk of, say, death. This thing's cute and all, and does look entertaining as a toy, but one decent sized, curious fish and it's bedtime for Bonzo.

      Not a huge risk when you're tooling around in a bay, but still pointless for military applications.

      On the camera mounted rod thing; it was standard practice in some---but by no means all, the Germans didn't do it, probably because of the quality of Allied radar---WWII submarine forces to use their periscopes fully extended on the surface for exactly this purpose.

    4. Re:As a general reply to the other comments by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Somali pirates are armed. Some jackass flying around on a glorified pressure-washer is going to have AK rounds coming at him awfully fast.

      A more effective tool for dealing with the Somali pirate problem would be small, cheap UAVs. This toy can get ALL the way up to 15 meters in the air? That's not "over the horizon". Even a small vessel like a frigate has a mast height much greater than 50 feet.

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  32. How to Annoy People, Vol. I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This would be a fantastic device for annoying the shit out of anyone hanging out on a dock or outside their house that's on the lake.

    Just imagine Norm and Agnes, outside on the deck, enjoying a quiet cup of tea when suddenly... what on earth is that?

    VVVRRRROOOOMMMMM! You show up, 30 ft. in the like a supersoaker from hell and hover over them, pounding them into the deck with your aerial twin water cannons.

    Move over jet-skis, there's a new douchebag in town!

  33. Runs on water? by jamesswift · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a crane that runs on gravity!

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    1. Re:Runs on water? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Me too! Too bad I have to crank the counter-weight back up after every time I use it, though.

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    2. Re:Runs on water? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You mean the elevator?

      Many intelligent crane designs use counter weights to not require actual heavy lifting.

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  34. Prior Art by Monoliath · · Score: 2, Informative
  35. The hose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much lift do you think that giant hose with pressurized water is adding?

  36. Look up a guy in Orange County, California. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His name is Gregory Thomas I think. He had made prototype equipment that could be used among many things a jetpack, using a 1 gallon water jug in capacity to circuitry and copper pipe with valves and harnesses backmounted less than 20 pounds. The water was split into 2Hydrogen and 1Oxygen at an efficiency calculated for over 10 hours of turbine thrust per 400 pounds (IIRC).

    This article can't hold a candle to some of the things those Royal Raymond Rife experiments are turning out to be. I for one welcome our flying amish overlords.

  37. Firetruck? by Tim12s · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is this going to replace/augment the firetruck with a more flexible and maneuverable rescue platform?

    Who says that it needs to be connected to a boat.

    1. Re:Firetruck? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Riding one of those things, the last thing I suspect you want to be doing is pointing that much thrust in a significantly non-downward direction.

      Shortly thereafter comes "hovering directly over a fire because you can't point your firehose any which way but down".

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    2. Re:Firetruck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can a fire hydrant deliver water fast enough to make one of these things viable as a firefighting (resuce?) platform?

      I'm not sure...probably not if the hydrant system is more than 100 years old -- the infrastructure is too brittle with age to handle the pressure needed to make one of these things work like that I'd wager....

  38. Too dangerous if it fails by ghostlibrary · · Score: 1

    Oh, sure, it sounds good, but what if the hoses rupture while you're being towed over the ocean-- that's straight water pouring out, at tens of gallons per second! It'll get all over everything! And what are the people running it going to do then, when there's suddenly water all around them? Float? Didn't anyone think this through?

    This does sound seriously fun... and smart too. Shades of Armadillo's EPA visit for their earlier hydrogen peroxide rocket, paraphased "what do you do if there's a fuel spill" 'We run away!' "That's not acceptable containment of contaminents!!" 'Sure it is, it'll turn to water and air' "Oh, cool!"

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  39. Re:Dollars are cheaper than pouns! by ZERO1ZERO · · Score: 1

    + VAT / sales tax whatever..

  40. but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But at least it is compatible with over 70% of the earth's surface

    1. Re:but... by coopaq · · Score: 1

      "But at least it is compatible with over 70% of the earth's surface"

      Damn! You sound like the IE developer sitting in the cube next to me.

    2. Re:but... by jonisenhower · · Score: 1

      Yeah that developer wishes IE was 70% compatible

    3. Re:but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's 100% compatible with my toilet!


      ... my poor toilet!

  41. Yeah, no. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    This is not a jetpack. It is a device for riding a firehose.

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  42. ONLY possible use for this thing by denzacar · · Score: 1

    You've just pointed out ONLY possible use for this thing - a training device for Jet-Packers.

    Or what ever the name for people flying around with Jet-Packs would be.
    Rocketeers, Jetsons...

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  43. Join my campaign by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2, Funny

    To allow respectable recreational boaters over 50 to be armed with twin torpedo tubes and surface-to-air missiles. As the NRA keeps telling you, an armed society is a polite society.

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  44. The hose floats on water, you maroon by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    The float is portable, the jetpack wearer tows it along, and that range is 300 miles.

    Now apologize to kdawson for your own stupidity.

  45. Re:Dollars are cheaper than pouns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the UK (and Germany too, I think) prices are quoted including VAT. Fatty.

  46. Re:old and wrong, typical kdawson by PortHaven · · Score: 2

    I don't think you get the design. The hose reaches down to a raft. The raft has the energy plant and sucks up the water which is pumped to the jet pack.

    Essentially, this is a Jetski seat which hovers above the water via a tether down to the jetski.

  47. I watched the video and don't see the point by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    Sure it looked fun, but my reaction was more like, "wouldn't it be easier to just ride in the boat?" And if the added feature is being able to gain elevation and move back and forth, well, a cherry-picker in a boat then. Without having to wear the propulsion system on you.

  48. I think out military should buy some of these... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Think about it...

    You're off the coast of Somalia. Pirates come at your vessel. You just smile, as 5 members of a special forces unit deploy. Skirting around 45 meters off the water with tactical weaponry, RPGs, and machine rifles.

    Within moments the pirates have been decimated, the few remaining have turned and fled.

    G.I JOE!!!!!!

    Real American Hero!!!!

  49. Troll? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    More like insightful. Perhaps if the summary had included something like "for recreation" and omitted the useless range.

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    1. Re:Troll? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I think grandparent was pointing out that it runs on water and gasoline, but I'm in agreement that it wasn't troll.

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  50. Yes it is! by camperdave · · Score: 4, Informative
    I struggle to see this as a jet pack.

    Go and look up what a jet actually is. Here. Let me help you.

    jet (plural jets)

    1. A collimated stream, spurt or flow of liquid or gas from a pressurized container, an engine, etc.
    2. A spout or nozzle for creating a jet of fluid.
    3. A class of airplane using jet engines rather than propellors.
    4. An engine that propels a vehicle using a stream of fluid as propulsion.
    5. A part of a carburetor that controls the amount of fuel mixed with the air.

    Pay particular attention to number 4.

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  51. Put a seat on the part in the water by transporter_ii · · Score: 1

    They should put a seat on the part being pulled in the water. Those that "get it" can use the jet pack. Everyone else can ride the boat. :)

    Transporter_ii

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  52. campbell@scdny.com by edac2 · · Score: 1

    The term "jet pack" gets thrown around rather freely these days. The "jet pack" that James Bond used was a rocket belt. I suppose this "hose pack" is more like the jets used in jet skis. The other "jet pack" in the news recently is actually a ducted fan piston engine.

  53. "kph?" by cpt_drewbie · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, there's no such thing as "kph" but we do use the standard km/h.

  54. Disapointment... by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

    It's really overpriced. At the heart of it all, this is is just a Waverunner with the output hooked up into a hose and attached to a directional output and some valves. A Waverunner can already produce a water jet with enough thrust to easily lift a person. Considering that you can get a top of the line 200HP Waverunner for about $20K (and you just need the motor/pump parts for this), what justifies the extra $100000 they're asking for this device?

    Hmm... This gives me an idea... what if you put the motor/pump on a stand-alone floating platform, and drag it along with you instead of having to require a separate boat/driver to carry it around behind you? For $100000 you can even make the platform smart enough so it can follow the jet packer so he doesn't feel it dragging. I think that would be worth the money and it would be a lot more fun.

  55. Physics... by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    Yup you are right. The lift is not from the water exiting the "jet pack", but from the hose getting stiff (excuse by enliglish).

    The force generated in the jetpack is negated by the force that is needed to turn the water IN the yetpack going down to getting up...

    It will look like the lift is coming form the water splattering arround, and you will have some control from this water spalshing arround.

    Still could be great fun!

    In reality you are pushed up by the tube getting ridginge by filling it with a powerful pump.

  56. I can't believe no one has said this yet by Optic7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia... the [waterskier|parasailer] tows the boat!

    1. Re:I can't believe no one has said this yet by kaputtfurleben · · Score: 1

      Maybe because it shows up in the comments for most stories, and nobody except the people who just found out about it think it's funny? Nah, that's too far-fetched, I know.

  57. Hmmm. by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

    I can see it now, there you are taking a row boat down the river in elegant comfort.... ..then some f**ker flies one of these things overhead fill your boat in seconds and sinks it!

    Am I the only one who thought of that?

  58. Looks like $227,799.31 each to me by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

    according to the article its 160,000.00 GBP which according to xe is $227,799.31 USD

    1. Re:Looks like $227,799.31 each to me by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      Oh the second article says they are 100,000 GBP, or $142,362.59 USD at todays rate, but the second article is older...they must have upped the price...oh wait the second one is fox news, nevermind its probably always been 130,000 GBP

  59. Clap on - Clap off by XB-70 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clap on: Amazing device that is completely useless.

    Clap off: Recession (and reality) checks in. End of extremely useless device.

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    1. Re:Clap on - Clap off by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Good call.

      There would be a market for these in that they could be rented to tourists (like parasailing). But right now, I'm not so sure I could even get a $130,000 loan for a new piece of equipment where making the payments depends on tourists' willingness to leave the house (staycation), come to the beach/lake, and pay to do something like this.

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  60. Jet Pack Trainer by EdgeyEdgey · · Score: 1

    It would be cheap to learn to fly on this, out in open water where crashing isn't dangerous. Once mastered you could progress to the real, expensive, dangerous, fuel powered jetpack.

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  61. Er... Where does it get the lift from? by Peet42 · · Score: 1

    The downthrust is water that's being lifted up the pipe - the masses are the same, the speed must be the same, so don't they cancel out?

    Why don't they just block the thrusters and use the turgidity of the pipe to hold the pack in the air?

  62. Re:I think out military should buy some of these.. by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

    45 meters off the water? I'm pretty sure you can't pump water that high, or if you could, the sled part of the vehicle would weigh so much, it wouldn't be very maneuverable.

    It would also surely kill you if the hose went out.

  63. Wee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A cool toy, and that's all it is.

  64. Re:Er... Where does it get the lift from? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    The water direction reverses. Assuming that its exit velocity is the same as the pipe velocity (possibly incorrect) and that it has a mass transfer of M kg/s at a velocity of V M/s, the momentum change is 2MV per second. Conservation of momentum means that this must be transferred to the "pilot", which because of its direction must oppose the change in momentum the pilot must experience due to gravity. Tension in the pipe opposes any net difference between gravity and lift. If the pipe is blocked the liquid is stationary and there is no change in momentum.

    Don't thank me, thank Newton (who is probably currently revolving in his grave at about 3600rpm).

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  65. Fire Fighting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you could just make the supply hose a litte longer I could see this as fun way to put out fires.

  66. 15 Meters over the water? by Renderer+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    These people are going to get jacked by sharks.

  67. Re:Er... Where does it get the lift from? by Peet42 · · Score: 1

    The water direction reverses.

    I know; that was the point I was making. For every kg of water fired downwards as thrust another kg must be lifted, thus negating it. At least blocking the end so the pipe fills with water under pressure would give some actual, measurable degree of support. :-)

  68. Booooooooo. by sp1nz · · Score: 1

    What a let down. That's like posting... "Man has discovered how to levitate! The crane this test subject is hanging from allows him to levitate for extended periods of time with minimal energy output." Whoever titled that needs a kick in the pants.

  69. Old news by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    I ran across this item a couple of weeks ago.

    I immediately emailed the URL to all my friends (plus my sons) with the message header, "New best-way-to-die-ever!". Males responded with "COOL!" and females with catty remarks about stupid daredevil males.

    I told them that if/when I'm ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, I'm gonna buy one of these. I mean, if you're gonna die anyway, might as well die spectacularly, right?

    'Coz I'm sure it wouldn't take long to die in one of these things....

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  70. Re:Dollars are cheaper than pouns! by lord_sarpedon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Those figures won't be useful for very long. Let me future-proof them for you.

    Note to readers: Add a trailing 0 to the USD amount for every 6 hours after the parent's post time.

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  71. Meh, mac did it first by CaptainStumpy · · Score: 1

    ..in the final episode of MacGyver: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS2lWIMIFPA#t=40m

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  72. Super Mario Sunshine comes to life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This is basically the F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine:
    Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device:
    http://www.mariowiki.com/F.L.U.D.D.

  73. Waterworld v. Rocketeer by rlseaman · · Score: 1

    Um - this seems more useful for the pirates to use than as a defense against them. An unarmed boat would surrender even faster to a couple of badass buckeroos hovering over the deck carrying automatic weapons and grenades - and pumping a few hundred gallons a minute into the bilge.

  74. Super Mario Sunshine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This has existed for several years, see Super Mario Sunshine.

  75. Prior Art by kidphoton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So basically you're at the end of an uncontrolled firehose tethered to a boat? Didn't Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin do this?

  76. It looks cool but... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    God help the poor people who live on a lake if one of these things were running. I can image that the noise produced by the two high pressure streams and the pump must be brutal.

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  77. Practical Uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think some practical uses of this type of device are being overlooked. It could be a great tool to do things like bridge inspection or hull inspection of very large ships. These are currently tasks that either require a lot of effort to create rigging, or simply dont get done adequately. Both are near water, and require that you be able to reach heights above a conventional ladder/scaffold structure.

  78. reminds me of a quote.. by SirStiff · · Score: 1

    Boxing is a lot like ballet. Except there is no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

    - Jack Handy.

  79. Re:Er... Where does it get the lift from? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    The downthrust is water that's being lifted up the pipe - the masses are the same, the speed must be the same, so don't they cancel out?

    Velocity is proportional to mass over cross-sectional area. If the nozzle is smaller than the hose, the velocity in the nozzle will be higher than the velocity in the hose.

    (This is just standard physics for fluid flow in pipes... constrictions cause higher velocity, higher velocity can cause problems like cavitation and turbulence, turbulence in turn can cause problems like vibration and noise. It's all very important, usually because you're working with relatively inflexible pipes. In this case, though, the pipe is flexible... but the velocity difference is still important.)

    Why don't they just block the thrusters and use the turgidity of the pipe to hold the pack in the air?

    Somehow I think riding a jet-pack ought to be easier than just balancing on the top of a mostly-stiff 15m pole.

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  80. HackaDay by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

    If you guys like this sort of thing, check out the hackaday blog.

    It gets a lot of stories that slashdot eventually picks up - usually sooner.

    But I find it deals with cool hardware/software a lot more than slashdot does, and less with industry news.

  81. Rescue device? by charlie763 · · Score: 1

    This might be interesting as a rescue device.

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  82. No it's not. by Smight · · Score: 1

    pack (plural packs)

    1. A bundle made up and prepared to be carried; especially, a bundle to be carried on the back; a load for an animal; a bale, as of goods.

    This is just a hose with a jet attachment.

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  83. rockets? by strack · · Score: 1

    how feasible would it be to have a hose attached to a rocket, that sends up fuel, or oxidiser to the rocket for the first few kms of its launch, then detaches.

  84. Ehhhh by tsotha · · Score: 1

    This is cool and all, but what advantage does it have over, say, a 15 meter mast (with a ladder) in the boat?

  85. Super Mario Sunshine?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like the game, pretty sweet

  86. Welcome to last week by n9hmg · · Score: 1

    This is a dead thread on a board discussing driving jeeps at 12000 feet with no water anywhere around. http://www.colorado4x4.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=141946 Why are we talking about this outrageously overpriced bit of silliness again, especially here, on the cutting edge?

  87. Flight Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Jet packs have been around for half a century, but there's always been one problem: they run out of fuel in around 30 seconds."

    Except: they don't...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7637327.stm

  88. Easy to build in this safety feature by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Easy enough to build in a sensor that quickly, yet gradually shuts down the jets to lower the person down.
    Now whether this is built into the system is another question. I would bet that the designers have thought of this, and have some sort of safety shut down feature. I would if I were selling something that looks ripe for lawsuits unfortunately.
        A pressurized reserve tank of water would tend to equalize out any "chop" from the water surface supply, and would enable a reserve for a soft landing function. This is more complex to build than just a fancily re-routed jet-ski

    I think the height is limited by the weight of the user + the weight of the jet pack steering system + weight of the hose. If you develop an air bubble, it might actually propel you higher (less weight occupied by the compressed air bubble).

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    1. Re:Easy to build in this safety feature by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      I think it would have to be a big reserve tank of water to lower you safely from 100 foot up.

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    2. Re:Easy to build in this safety feature by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      A pressurized tank of water would provide almost no pressurized water because as soon as you let some out, the pressure would be relieved. Water is virtually incompressible.

      Pressurized tanks work with gases because you can release a lot of gas from a pressurized tank without lowering the pressure significantly.

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