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I'll take the giant chipmunk over Jar Jar every time.

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  1. Geek card revoked. by Rinisari · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry, samzenpus, I'm revoking your geek card. You should know the difference between a short, fuzzy Ewok and a tall, amphibian Gungan.

    FZOOOOOK.

    1. Re:Geek card revoked. by revjtanton · · Score: 1

      Agreed...however the Ewoks were almost as annoying as Jar-Jar, so he/she can get a pass if the annoyance of such stupid characters caused him/her to collapse to the floor in a seizure only to awaken 10 years later in the basement of a trusted coworker who has been using their stiff and comatose body as a pillow ever since...not that I'd know anything about such scenarios...I have plenty of other pillows, why would I need a comatose coworker with smooth skin?...

    2. Re:Geek card revoked. by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      My pillows are made from the skin of trusting coworkers. All it takes is "Why don't you come down to the basement and see my tanning vats?"

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    3. Re:Geek card revoked. by revjtanton · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, thats a great line! I usually just use, "Look out behind you!" then I push them down the stairs.

    4. Re:Geek card revoked. by Chih · · Score: 1

      woosh

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