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Florida Lab Gets Pregnant

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the also-no-one-has-heard-from-them-in-days dept.

Synthetic Biology, a relatively new field, is seeking to find out what happened to a bunch of chemicals to make them capable of supporting a metabolism, replicating, and evolution. A Florida lab is showing some of the most promising advancements in this direction with their AEGIS (Artificially Expanded Genetic Information System) experiment. "AEGIS is not self-sustaining, at least not yet, and with 12 DNA building blocks -- as opposed to the usual four -- there's little chance it will be confused with natural life. Still, Benner is encouraged by the results. 'It's evolving. It's doing what we designed it to do,' said Benner, a biochemist with the Gainesville, Fla.-based Foundation for Applied Molecular Evolution. In addition to providing an example of how alien life might be cobbled together, synthetic biology has a broad array of uses on the home front."

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  1. eh by DaGoatSpanka · · Score: 1, Funny

    Honey, we're pregnant.

  2. AEGIS has been in commercial use for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    KFC rolled theirs out years ago.

  3. many uses by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Funny

    In addition to providing an example of how alien life might be cobbled together, synthetic biology has a broad array of uses on the home front

    Oh yes! Like holding the world hostage!! Now where can I get some mind-controlling synthetic life forms? (don't forget the insulin dependence).

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  4. I won't believe its alive until ... by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 5, Funny

    it engulfs its first white lab coated scientist.

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    1. Re:I won't believe its alive until ... by MadnessASAP · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you mean a white scientist with a lab coat, a scientist in a white lab coat, or a white scientist coated in a lab?

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  5. Nerds + genetic-engineering = ...boobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who wants to bet me $20 they just use this technology to invent the first self-replicating pet-boob?

    1. Re:Nerds + genetic-engineering = ...boobs by Jeng · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pffft. There are already synthetic boobies.

      Aim lower.

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    2. Re:Nerds + genetic-engineering = ...boobs by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pffft. There are already synthetic boobies.

      Aim lower.

      Synthetic boobies for really old ladies?

  6. Re:Um, guys.... by Intron · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the first intelligently designed evolving system.

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  7. That's by linumax · · Score: 1, Funny

    the kind of pet I'll happily adopt and care for with "love".

  8. Re:OT: online news by QuasiEvil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly if I made artificial life, I'd put it on an ASIC. Otherwise you'd just have too many discrete components and general purpose things to get it in a tiny package.

    Then again I'm an EE, and I equate everything biological to the word "slimy" in my mind. Mechanical life for the win...

  9. Re:A first by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nope! That's why it's news.

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  10. Re:World domination by jamstar7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any organism we make in a vat would, I suspect, not last terribly long on the outside.

    Particularly in the Deep South, where barbeque is almost a religion on its own.

    People for Eating Tasty Animals, anyone?

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  11. Re:Not my fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mod parent up, and enjoy this best of craigslist post about paternity -- "Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless."

  12. Re:A first by witherstaff · · Score: 3, Funny
    Yeah, I can see the nobel committee giving a prize for really shoddy documentation like so :

    Diary of creating new life :
    • Turned on the light of the lab
    • Opened up the experiment to the rest of the expansive lab
    • Added a little water
    • Played with the lights to have cyclic on off cycles
    • We let the lab bring forth living creatures
    • Took a much needed day off