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Science Unlocks The Mystery Of Belly Button Lint
After three years of research, including examining 503 pieces of fluff from his own belly button, Georg Steinhauser has discovered a type of body hair that traps stray pieces of lint and draws them into the navel. Dr Steinhauser's observations showed that "small pieces of fluff first form in the hair and then end up in the navel at the end of the day." Chemical analysis revealed the pieces of fluff were not just made up of cotton from clothing. Wrapped up in the lint were also flecks of dead skin, fat, sweat and dust. Unfortunately, further study has failed to yield a hair or fiber that would give Dr. Steinhauser the last three years of his life back.
A question that has been keeping me up nights my whole life.
"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up." -- Lily Tomlin
This is one of those guys that was navel gazing back in the 60's and figured out how to get a PHD out of it.
If you must moderate, please moderate as irrelevent, not something bad, because I'm sure someone will find this interest
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If I were a subscriber I could have seen this story early!
You can't, you already replied to it, indicating you have interest in the topic. :)
Skim the headline and move along ... two seconds.
Post about it being a waste of time, twice ... two minutes.
Thrill other slashdotters with the hypocrisy of it all .... priceless!
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