Bong Cat

Proving that there is no limit to how stupid the stoner mind can be, a 20-year-old man is facing animal cruelty and possession of marijuana charges for stuffing his cat into a homemade bong. Authorities, responding to a domestic disturbance call at the residence, caught him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had his cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base. The man told Lancaster County, Nebraska sheriff's deputies the 6-month-old female named Shadow had been hyper and that he was trying to calm her down. Officials say they will test the cat for lung damage and are amazed at the number of cheeseburgers she can eat.

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Stupid people do stupid things. A stupid person smoking pot is still stupid. A normal person smoking pot will not suddenly stuff a cat in a poorly constructed bong.