New Moon Found In Saturn's G-Ring
caffiend666 writes "Scientists have announced a new moon has been found hidden in the G Ring of Saturn. The discovery was announced Tuesday in a notice by the International Astronomical Union. This is one of over five dozen moons, and is only a third of a mile wide. No word yet on a name for the new moon; I vote Cowboy Neal."
I know there is a funny g ring comment in here somewhere!
---In a time of Chimpanzees I was a Monkey.
Can you really call an object a third of a mile wide a "moon" rather than "just a rocky piece of junk that orbits Saturn, like a whole bunch of other stuff."
If something that small can be a moon, the Pluto should still be a planet. More seriously, how big does it have to be to be a moon? Eventually, we might be able to track much smaller rocks as distinct objects. There's probably a full range of sizes from dust particles up to this dwarf moon.
A third of a mile wide? They really need some higher standards for moon qualification.
It's a moon!
The musings of just another geek and his junk.
girlfriend is appreciative for the effort but politely suggests he keep looking.
Isn't it strange how Goofy (the dog) is Mickey's friend, but Pluto (the dog) is his pet? In the animal cartoon world, doesn't that make Pluto a slave?
And which did Iggy Pop mean when he sang "I wanna be your dog?"
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Awesome, It'll be easy for me to search for articles that have nothing to do with gstrings now. Thank you Slashdot!
How is this news, I thought that was the whole point of g-strings.
For years in the astronomical community there's been a debate about whether or not the G-Ring exists in planets.
I think it's pretty obvious that all of our long, hard rockets should thrust towards the solar system's known G-Rings whenever possible. Anything less would be, well, selfish.
I think since it was found in the G Ring it should be know as Saturn's G Spot
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..wait, on second glance it is.
...That is no moon.
At first glance I read this as "New Moon Found In Saturn's G-String"
Gives a whole new meaning to the moon part..
Why?
Wait for it...
So when someone asks where the newly discovered moon is, you can answer: "Bach's there, in the G-Ring."
Thanks! I'll be here all week! Tip your servers and avoid the crab Louie like black death!"
In other news, astrophysicists have announced that they now know what all that dark matter is: it's stupidity.
Thuktun Flishithy
Is there some convention that all planets are female? I had it that on the present system Venus, the Earth (Gaia) and the Moon are female, and the rest very definitely male. Moons of Jupiter are named for his - ahem - lady friends.
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
Can easily be solved with string theory :-D
I've got some photographs, I'd like to show them to you. Though you don't know the girls You'll recognise the view..
...my teacher complained when on my astronomy essay I wrote "Saturn has countless moons, from which we have discovered about fifteen so far".
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I say we call it "Thong", after the Greek goddess of G-[St]ring underwear.
Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.