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Verizon Wants To Share Your Personal Information

hyades1 writes "Gizmodo reports that Verizon is sending out notification letters infested with virtually-indecipherable legalese. In their sneaky, underhanded way, they're informing you that you have 45 days to opt out of their plan to share your personal data with 'affiliates, agents and parent companies.' That data can include, but isn't limited to, 'services purchased (including specific calls you make and receive), billing info, technical info and location info.' If you view your statement on-line, you won't even get the letter. You'll have to access your account and view your messages. However, Read Write Web says the link provided there, called the 'Customer Proprietary Network Information Notice,' was listed as 'not available.' No doubt Verizon would like to reassure you that everyone they're going to hand your personal data over to will have your best interests at heart."

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  1. boy am I glad by peragrin · · Score: 5, Funny

    that i have AT&T and they won't ever try to abuse me.

    Excuse me now I have to go reset my sarcasm meter. for some reason it gets pegged all the time now.

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    1. Re:boy am I glad by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The summary is blatantly wrong.

      Verizon will NOT just hand over your information to other companies.

      I am 100% sure that Verizon will demand a bunch of money before these companies get to see any of your personal, private information. Once the companies have made the payment, then they can do whatever they want with your information. And if they make their regular monthly payments, they get access to updated information from Verizon.

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    2. Re:boy am I glad by Teun · · Score: 2, Funny

      And it was neither of the two when I wrote my sig...

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    3. Re:boy am I glad by Kozz · · Score: 5, Funny

      "We don't care. We're the phone company. We don't have to."

      http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76aphonecompany.phtml

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    4. Re:boy am I glad by AHuxley · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mr. Pimp says
      All fees where clearly listed.
      She let you connect to all 3 ports and you dont have a rash. Thats better than Microsoft.
      She did not report your pillow talk to the feds, thats better than Verizon.

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    5. Re:boy am I glad by saiha · · Score: 2, Funny

      For some reason I was reminded of The Office when Michael "declared bankruptcy".

  2. Hey Verizon :) by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm posting here that I'm going to eat all of your staff's pets.

    You 15 minutes to reply to this post, or you agree that Bruno the Poodle is my main course.

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    1. Re:Hey Verizon :) by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 2, Funny

      You 15 minutes to reply to this post, or you agree that Bruno the Poodle is my main course.

      You accidentally the verb.

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  3. Re:Frogs in boiling water by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look, I know the UK gets slammed regularly here on Slashdot for CCTV privacy issues and government spying, but at least we have a halfway decent Data Protection Act with teeth. A company pulling this kind of shit wouldnt get 2 steps in the UK. Doesnt the US have something similar to deter blatant abuses like this?

    Yes, indeed ... we have Congress ...

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  4. Re:Frogs in boiling water by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meaning... no? :P

    I should have thought that was obvious.

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  5. Re:Frogs in boiling water by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, indeed ... we have Congress ...

    Thanks, my nose needed rinsed out with milk, and it has been awhile since I wiped off the keyboard and LCD...

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  6. Re:Frogs in boiling water by sentientbeing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Verizon: "But Mr Dent, the privacy opt-out contract has been available in the local telecom office for the last nine months."

    Dent: "Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."

    Verizon: "But the contract was on display ..."

    Dent: "On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."

    Verizon: "That's the display department."

    Dent: "With a flashlight."

    Verizon: "Ah, well the lights had probably gone."

    Dent: "So had the stairs."

    Verizon: "But look, you found the privacy notice didn't you?"

    Dent: "Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'."

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  7. Re:Frogs in boiling water by rnelsonee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but name one person who enjoys paying more for services than their neighbor.

    Verizon will be selling personal information for *money*, and this influx of capital will mean that customers won't have to be 100% responsible for Verizon's monthly operating budget, upgrade projects, or anything else that the company spends money on.

    Every successful company (and let's face it, Verizon is one of them) spends its money wisely. It's not like the money Verizon is getting for this is going to the Buy-the-CEO-a-Mercedes fund -- it will go into the budget just as all the customer payments do.

    If Verizon doesn't sell your info (which most customers don't value much anyway), then either service will degrade, prices will go up, or Verizon will not be able to offer new products. You can't have your cake and eat it, too.