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National Ignition Facility Fires 192-Beam Pulse

An anonymous reader writes "The construction and test firing of the National Ignition Facility have been completed. NIF was designed as the first facility ever to achieve self-sustaining nuclear fusion and, in particular, to reach the point of ignition in which more energy is generated from the reaction than went into creating it. While the recent 192-beam pulse only produced 80 kilojoules worth of energy, all signs point to NIF being able to reach an order of magnitude higher (PDF) than that in the coming year."

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  1. indeed by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because energy is a useless fiat commodity, while you can eat cold, hard dollar bills.

    1. Re:indeed by StaticEngine · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait, you have a plant that grows coal? Are you selling seed packets?

    2. Re:indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wait, you have a plant that grows coal? Are you selling seed packets?

      I just planted some. And according to the instructions, all I have to do is sit back and wait sixty million years, then I'll RICH, BABY!!!

    3. Re:indeed by quantaman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait, you have a plant that grows coal? Are you selling seed packets?

      You should be forewarned that it takes a little while after planting the seeds before you can start digging out coal.

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    4. Re:indeed by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

      I buried my deceased pet goldfish 10 years ago. Just 59,999,990 to go...

    5. Re:indeed by mrsurb · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the question is, do people WANT nasally-fitted Fusion Reactors?

  2. I'm a shark, you insensitive clod! by macraig · · Score: 3, Funny

    Enough of all this shark-jumping! Sharks have feelings, too!

    Actually I'm a loan shark, but we're all brothers.

  3. Re:Energy Independence by icepick72 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, I saw that Star Trek episode too.

  4. Still on track for 2011 by Armon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess we are still on track for global annihilation by 2011/2012, between this bad boy, ITER, and the Large Hadron Collider, it is practically guaranteed!

  5. Re:big a pdf by MarkRose · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your computer is infected with the Adobe virus. A format and reinstall is required to completely eliminate it.

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  6. Wow the economy must suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I mean it's hard enough for a beam pulse find work after it's been fired let alone 192 of them.

  7. Re:Inertial confinement vs. magnetic confinement by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey. They said that its for "National Security" and "Energy for the Future".

    They never said Who's future, and how much energy they're going to get all at once.

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  8. Re:Still problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't see anything in the article about Helium removal. I thought that was the biggest remaining problem with nuclear fusion -- removing the Helium-4 "waste" from the reaction before the Helium "poisons" it and shuts down. Someone please correct me. I'm sure that's not entirely accurate.

    They've already started on an adjoining balloon factory. If they can break even on the energy production the Helium balloon animals sales will drive them into profits.

  9. Re:Inertial confinement vs. magnetic confinement by polar+red · · Score: 2, Funny

    massive land use

    yes, we have to build solar panels on the ground, not on roofs.

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  10. Re:jump by tenco · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're high, don't try telling jokes to sober people.

  11. Re:I'll give you a hint by digitig · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm thinking all sorts of great things can come from this. Uber cheap electricity, plug in hybrids to end the fuel crisis, shutting down coal/oil electricity plants, ion drives...there are lots of applications.

    And the USA can stop invading oil producing nations and can start going after berrylium sources. Expect to see Utah added to the axis of evil really soon now!

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  12. Oblig. Marvin the Martian quote: by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

  13. How Did We Go So Wrong? by Toad-san · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually has a practical purpose.

    No threat of black holes destroying the Earth.

    Didn't take years of design and construction, a crew of thousands, massive engineering, a huge staff, and a subterranean circle beneath miles of peaceful countryside.

    Didn't destroy itself within a week of startup.

    Oh nooooes!

  14. Exclusive Photo! by cashman73 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's an exclusive photo of the test facility!