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Chimp Found Plotting Against Zoo Guests

rjshirts writes "In further proof that Planet of the Apes is coming to pass, researchers in Stockholm, Sweden have proof that primates can plan ahead. From the article: 'Santino the chimpanzee's anti-social behavior stunned both visitors and keepers at the Furuvik Zoo but fascinated researchers because it was so carefully prepared. According to a report in the journal Current Biology, the 31-year-old alpha male started building his weapons cache in the morning before the zoo opened, collecting rocks and knocking out disks from concrete boulders inside his enclosure. He waited until around midday before he unleashed a "hailstorm" of rocks against visitors, the study said.'"

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  1. Geez, he's more prepared than Barack Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Botched visit from British PM, Thinks spending like a whole navy of drunken sailors is "economic stimulus".

    1. Re:Geez, he's more prepared than Barack Obama by Daswolfen · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Gee.. its funny how a Ballmer comment is ok, but you portray Obamamessiah in a less than flattering way, you are modded down.

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  2. I, for one,... by Nyckname · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    yadda, yadda, yadda.

  3. Tage D by Meneth · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Leder mig osÃkt till Tage Danielssons saga fÃr barn Ãver 18 Ã¥r, Apan som tÃnkte i flera led .