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Microsoft Says IE Faster Than Chrome and Firefox
An anonymous reader writes "According to its own speed tests, Microsoft's Internet Explorer loads most websites faster than both Chrome and Firefox when looking at the top 25 websites on the Internet. 'As you can see, IE8 outperforms Firefox 3.05 and Chrome 1.0 in loading 12 websites, Chrome 1.0 places second by loading nine sites first, and Firefox brings up the rear by loading four sites faster than the other two browsers. Also, in case you missed it, IE loads mozilla.com faster than Firefox, and Firefox loads microsoft.com faster than IE, just for kicks.'"
Ofcourse IE loads mozilla.com faster, that's the only site you'd ever need to open with IE...
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Sure it loads up sites faster, that's because microsoft left out all the code that renders the web pages properly . . .
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"Loads most malware faster?" See, corrected it. It is IE after all ;)
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My [unreleased Microsoft software] runs [x] faster than your [available and fully released software].
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>> Speed is everything,
ORLY? http://www.gnu.org/software/wget/
I believe it when I smell it for myself.
Oh. wrong story.
It's true that IE8 loads pages blindingly fast.
What MS is missing, however, is that not all pages are supposed to be all blue background + some white text at the top.
are the benchmarks done on OS X, linux & Windows?
I didn't RTFA, but it would be fair to run all applications on different platforms and see if it makes a difference. I bet they didn't do that.
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the people who made them top 25.
Why are you so stubborn?
It's not difficult to believe that according to the company that makes a product, such product is the best around...
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I may not be good, but at least I'm fast.
Man, did you tip tape head cleaner on your weeties this morning? Let me spell it out: If they included Opera or Safari or Firefox 3.1 in the tests, then they wouldn't have a nice headline about how IE is fastest. This is known as "marketing" and is only OK because you can make lots of money out of it.
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Umm... considering how safe, secure and (since recently) stable banks are, I dunno if /. is the worse choice for your money.
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Yes, but what they forgot to say is that IE is faster than Chrome and Firefox, combined!
they didn't stuff the ISO committees, or bribe Nigerian distributors, nor sabotage the OLPC, hide illegal agreements violating the GPL behind NDAs.... and the list goes on and on and on...
Running with Linux for over 20 years!
That's right, IE is so bad, I risk disciplinary action to avoid having to use IE.
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And the emulation is so good, that accessing a floppy drive freezes all activity on the entire machine, simply because the original circa 1980 IBM PC power supply was only capable of supplying 87.5 Watts.
There's a limit to how far you should go with backwards compatibility.
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MS certainly didn't pick Good !
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