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Utah Senate, House Pass Jack Thompson's Game Sales Bill

Ars Technica reports that the Utah State Senate and House have both passed Jack Thompson's proposed legislation that would stiffen penalties for the sale of M-rated games to minors. Oddly, on its trip through the state legislature, amendments rendered it largely ineffective; retailers are in the clear if the employee who sold the game goes through a training program, or if the minor misrepresents his age. It's also possible that the bill could cause some retailers to simply take down their ESRB-related advertising. Thompson's statements about the bill put the focus on advertising, but discussion on the Utah Senate floor had a familiar ring, touching on the story of a Grand Theft Auto player who killed two policemen in 2003. The ESRB wrote an open letter in opposition of the bill, saying it could undo the efforts they've made to popularize their rating system. The bill's sponsors fired back, questioning the industry's overall commitment to ratings, and now it awaits only the governor's signature before becoming law.

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  1. why are people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    STILL listening to Jack Thompson? He's already been certified crazy, disbarred with extreme prejudice (out of a cannon, into the sun) and will probably never practice law ever again.

    Besides, we all know Jack Thompson died when Penny Arcade was honored by Washington.

    1. Re:why are people... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Um, this is Utah.

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    2. Re:why are people... by HiVizDiver · · Score: 2, Funny

      To be fair, Republicans also listen to Rush Limbaugh. Whom do you think is a more crazy choice for them to listen?

      I honestly don't know that there is a correct answer to this question.

    3. Re:why are people... by besalope · · Score: 4, Funny

      Um, this is Utah.

      Yeah, silly AC thought the constituents of Utah were people.

    4. Re:why are people... by dbcad7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just keep in mind that crap sometimes spreads.. There was a time when you could smoke on the Greyhound bus.. that is until you entered the state of Utah.. look where we are at today.

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    5. Re:why are people... by masterzora · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, now I can travel on that Greyhound bus next weekend without me having to worry about some idiot smoking and triggering my asthma. This bill may be total crap, but it's good to know that I have to thank Utah for something now.

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    6. Re:why are people... by Ahnteis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Insightful?

      It's getting as bad as Digg around here.

      How about this: Politicians (UT or otherwise) are idiots who will do anything they *think* will make them popular. Right now fighting the evil scourge of video games is a popular choice.

      The fact that they're doing this all over the nation should teach us several things -- none of which is "Um, this is Utah."

    7. Re:why are people... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe it's safer for you to just stay at home bubble boy.

      Your right to smoke stops at the bubble boy's lungs.
      If you think you can force your poison into his body, maybe he'll think he can force his blade or bullet into yours. So be civil, because you won't like an escalation of violence. You really won't.

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    8. Re:why are people... by Dishevel · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Wow.

      First. I do not smoke cigarettes.

      Second. In a small confined space I can see that smoking should be curtailed. Really though. A lot of place have laws now that you cant smoke outside. This is not about where someones rights end. This is truly about those who believe they are smarter than everyone else deciding what they think others should and should not be able to do.

      Third. Sir you show your true extreme left wing colors when you think that escalating from smoking in a bus to shooting someone is anywhere near the ability to even be mentioned.

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      Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
    9. Re:why are people... by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Second. In a small confined space I can see that smoking should be curtailed. Really though. A lot of place have laws now that you cant smoke outside.

      Unless he was talking about some kind of open-air bus, the law referred to here was about confined spaces.

      The fact that some other places might have mad laws about smoking outside is another matter. Nowhere did Scrameustache suggest that he was in favour of those laws, so his reasoning of it being about where people's rights end is entirely logical, and arguing against a ban on smoking outside is arguing with a straw man.

      Sir you show your true extreme left wing colors when you think that escalating from smoking in a bus to shooting someone is anywhere near the ability to even be mentioned.

      What on earth do economical views have to do with this?

      He was making an analogy. His analogy, though extreme, was perfectly sound, because the same argument about doing what you like to other people applies to both. Your analogy of comparing bans in buses to bans outside is not, because his reasoning about not harming others doesn't apply there.

    10. Re:why are people... by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 2, Informative

      Admittedly, I haven't read the actual legislation, just news reports' summary of it, so I am likely misinformed, but frankly, I don't get it either.

      Several justifications were presented, but none sound plausible to me. Supposedly, Concerned Citizens think that underage people are going to nick drinks from the bar (has that ever happened in the history of bars?) When I was underage, I just had a friend buy the drink for me and bring it to the table, or better yet, get a bottle from the liquor store and mix it at home.

      I heard that one supporter of the bill said something to the effect of "when I go out to eat, I don't want to see people drinking". I think these people should stick to fast food.

      There is also the classic "if kids see people drinking, they'll want to drink," which I'd respond to with "so fucking what?"

      I don't think the legislation applies to bars, as it is theoretically all people of legal drinking age there anyways. I also think that existing restaraunts all get grandfathered in, so they don't have to renovate to add a mixing back room.

      At any rate, it's Utah, and yes, there is definitely a weird culture here. I still like it here, but I wouldn't mind a few changes either.

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    11. Re:why are people... by sunderland56 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's so that alcoholic drinks are not mixed within sight of minors. Because, of course, once you see a drink being mixed, you want one, even if you are eight years old. (No, I'm not making this up).

      As far as the video game bill goes... I predict a spike in video game sales in places like Colorado Springs (towns just over the border into another state - where non-Mormon residents of Utah go to buy booze, cigarettes, and a dose of sanity).

  2. Jack Thompson by unlametheweak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't Jack Thompson die?

    1. Re:Jack Thompson by FroBugg · · Score: 5, Informative

      He was disbarred, which is sort of like dying for a lawyer. But he's still out there, sort of an undead lawyer now.

    2. Re:Jack Thompson by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I always thought that you need to give up your soul and become undead to pass the bar.

      Being disbarred is kind of like being rejected by Satan...

      Note: IANAL :-0

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    3. Re:Jack Thompson by Gerzel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Undead Lawyer == Politician?

    4. Re:Jack Thompson by beav007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      He was disbarred, which is sort of like dying for a lawyer. But he's still out there, sort of an undead lawyer now.

      He still might be able to get a job with Morcombe, Slant and Honeyplace...

    5. Re:Jack Thompson by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 5, Funny

      Undead Lawyer == Politician?

      No worse, lobbyest, you can vote out politicians.

    6. Re:Jack Thompson by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only medically and in areas in which "your heart stops beating" is considered "dead".

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    7. Re:Jack Thompson by tftp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Didn't Jack Thompson die?

      It doesn't matter, Jack Thompson saves frequently.

    8. Re:Jack Thompson by DanielKerr · · Score: 5, Funny

      $ ps -A | grep "jack"
      4092 ? 00:27:00 jackd
      6248 ? 00:00:00 jackthompson
      $ kill -9 6248
      $ ps -A | grep "jack"
      4092 ? 00:27:00 jackd
      6248 ? 00:00:00 jackthompson

      :(

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      --Vector
    9. Re:Jack Thompson by sorak · · Score: 2, Funny

      I always thought that you need to give up your soul and become undead to pass the bar.

      Being disbarred is kind of like being rejected by Satan...

      Note: IANAL :-0

      Satan's HR: The thing about Jackie is that, at first, we thought he was evil. He was greedy, and slothful...He certainly went the extra mile, or didn't, whichever is good when your talking about sloth, well, that's what he did. And displaced anger, you betcha!

      But, over time, we began to notice something. When the other kids were knocking over the candy machine, he would just put up a sign that read "Please don't knock me over. And if you see someone trying to knock me over, please don't watch". When our executives were trying to find ways to air American Idol in place of the evening news, he was asking if they contestants could sing the severe weather warnings.

      Eventually, we realized, he isn't evil. He's just batshit crazy. And we are having none of that... If he wants to be batshit crazy, then he'll have to go to purgatory with the unbaptized babies and all the other crazies. So, we filled out a transfer request, and we're pretty sure he much happier there...Or not...Either way, it's not our problem.

  3. Wow.... legislators in Utah by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    must be required to at least pass the 3rd grade?

    Even if one video game player killed a cop, that doesn't begin to make things equal to cops who kill with tasers, or cops who accidentally kill innocent civilians because they are too fucking ignorant to make sure they are doing the no-knock raid on the right house.

    More fairness in legislation! Yes, the Utah legislators are right on the money for this one. God forbid terrorist game players ever leave the grip of their game consoles.... fucking idiots

    1. Re:Wow.... legislators in Utah by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is no different than the war waged by the religious fanatics (and yes, folks, Utah is filled with them) against fantasy roleplaying games. They latched on to something of an urban myth surrounding James Dallas Egbert III. Religious fanaticism, ignorance and intense dishonesty go hand in hand with these types.

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    2. Re:Wow.... legislators in Utah by British · · Score: 4, Funny

      How is some disillusioned kid thinking D&D is real any different than thinking someone can be crucified, rise from the dead & turn water into wine?

    3. Re:Wow.... legislators in Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...someone can be crucified, rise from the dead & turn water into wine?

      Wait, what does David Blaine have to do with any of this?

    4. Re:Wow.... legislators in Utah by nabsltd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They latched on to something of an urban myth surrounding James Dallas Egbert III.

      Egbert was pretty messed up long before fantasy roleplaying came along.

      Like many gamers, he was a very smart kid (he graduated high school at 14 or 15), and he really just wasn't ready for the real world. He was two years older than me, but 3-4 grades in front of me, so I didn't know him personally, but my parents knew his parents moderately well.

      The stories in the papers were pretty sensationalistic, because at the time, D&D was just really catching on, and (like you said) a lot of people wanted some ammo against it. Anybody who did any research would have known that he had been on thin ice for a long time, but nobody dug deeper and the lie the investigator told stood for years. Despite his book, nobody remembers the real story.

  4. The gist by Shin-LaC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From skimming a selection of the linked sources, the gist is that they're using a false advertising angle: if a retailer says "we won't sell M-rated games to children" (like most do), and then sells them anyway, they will be fined; however, if a retailer makes no such claim, they'll be unaffected. So the safest choice for a retailer is to simply drop their voluntary policy not to sell M-rated games to minors, to avoid liability in case they ever make a mistake.

    1. Re:The gist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      From skimming a selection of this post: Ass covering is the best policy.

    2. Re:The gist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      From skimming a selection of this post: Ass.

    3. Re:The gist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      From skimming a selection of this post:

    4. Re:The gist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Null reference exception.

    5. Re:The gist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

             

  5. GTA prevents cop kills by bugi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Only three GTA players have killed cops? GTA must make people less likely to kill cops. After all, think of all the killing of cops not associated with GTA players.

    Hmm, perhaps an occasional game of fake-blow-shit-up would make disaffected youths less likely to really-blow-shit-up? It is all about the kids, right?

    1. Re:GTA prevents cop kills by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, but what if those 3 players would not have otherwise killed cops?

      Catharsis is a myth; no research supports it. All we've ever learned from psychology research about violence is that it is largely a learned behavior. Kids will learn it mainly from family and friends but they also learn violence from strangers, TV, movies, music, and games. Now, violent media may not explain a lot of the variance in violent behaviors but it is completely naive to say that it does not have an affect. There are some people who can drink alcohol and never become alcoholic; there are others who try alcohol once and become alcoholic very quickly. It's the same with violence. Just because violent games may not generally lead to increased rates of violence in a society, does not mean that they don't for some people.

      I'm not calling for a censorship of violent games. I'm not even sure I like this legislation (I'd have to read the full bill to form a good opinion) and I'm certainly not in favor of a government doing the parenting that parents should do but kids don't need to be playing some of the games that they play.

    2. Re:GTA prevents cop kills by atol+angengea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This troubles me. I can definitely deduce a sense of inverted logocentrism in your post. Human beings are not animals. Even "animals" are not animals - at least not in the sense you advocate. What you refer to (if I read your post correctly) is the paranoic human ecology. A radical separation of self from world, such that self *becomes* world.

      I think it important to stand against human/human crime on the very assertion you make in your original post.

      but when a human does it all of a sudden its a crime against god....

      As Martin Niemoller said "We must go on believing there is a god, even though we know there is none." And I think, given the horrors MN experienced in Nazi concentration camps, an intense focus on some thirteen-year-old playing GTA is silly.

    3. Re:GTA prevents cop kills by atol+angengea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Tell me what you don't understand. I'll explicate, if you're polite.

      2) Yeah, I guess I could have just said "be nice," "make love, not war." They do make good sound-bites, don't they...? But were I do go about preaching like that I'd run the risk of being a hippie. I find the idea of humans killing other human beings under the auspices of "we are all animals, right?" completely irrational and utterly repugnant AND has nothing to do with neither "being nice" nor "making war."

      3) Please don't conflate yourself with the rest of humanity; in my opinion, it's highly paranoic and unbecoming. Just because you can't take the time to process my post does not necessitate the highly aliening comment:

      please make sure to post in a language we can understand.

      You are "we" now...? What incredible powers you must possess!!

      and 4) I'm going to write howsoever I choose. Bite me.

      Hope that's "English" enough for you.

    4. Re:GTA prevents cop kills by Spit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We are as wired for violence as we are for sex. Natural hormones drive both agression and mating.

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    5. Re:GTA prevents cop kills by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Killing a fellow human is a learned behavior. Almost every single person has an innate resistance to killing someone. There's plenty of research to back this up.

      • Thousands of muskets filled to the muzzle with loads that were never fired.
      • A civil-war era study that calculated the accuracy of an Infantry Company: If all the troops were really trying to kill eachother, battles would have lasted minutes, not days.
      • Studies that found that in all wars UP till the Vietnam war, the vast majority of US soldiers IN COMBAT never fired thier weapons at the enemy.

      People can't just be "trained" to kill people: To get any real participation you have to "condition" them to do it. Conditioning, brain washing, pavlovian response (if that rings a bell), doesn't matter what you call it. The Army started using man-shaped pop-up targets. Thru repetitive "target up, breathe-relax-aim-squeeze, target down, reward" cycles we actually have the majority of the soldiers actually trying to kill the enemy.

      What all these goddamn nerds, in their haste to scream how video games don't make you violent, don't know is that some violent video games recreate that conditioning. It doesn't make people more violent, but some of your natural resistance to killing is reduced.

      Now /.ers, do me proud and cry how this isn't possible. "You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing?" -- SSG Barnes from Platoon.

  6. Friggin' Utah. by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You couldn't pay me to live there. The funny thing is that I know some Mormons who feel the same way. I guess Utah Mormon is a bit of a different breed than Mormons from almost everywhere else. It must be the effect of any one group having a majority. They get to be assholes.

    1. Re:Friggin' Utah. by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meh, only in southern Utah.

      Then again, there be lotsa slutty Mormon girls who will do everything but vag...

    2. Re:Friggin' Utah. by Temujin_12 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess Utah Mormon is a bit of a different breed than Mormons from almost everywhere else. It must be the effect of any one group having a majority.

      Interesting you should say that. As a Mormon who was born and raised in the Seattle area, spent 4 years living in Utah while going to school, and who has since moved back to the Seattle area to start my career, I have some of the same feelings.

      Just yesterday I was in the car with a good friend (also a Mormon who has lived in and out of Utah) and we came the similar conclusion that whenever you have a group that homogeneous, it is human tendency for certain "quirks" to emerge which do not necessarily reflect the identity of the group abroad. You could expect some of the same culturalisms to emerge (some good, some bad) for any other homogenous group.

      That said, I do differ from you in that I could see myself living there (though you would have to pay me to leave Seattle). After living there for a year or two, you learn to ignore the parts of the culture you don't like and embrace the ones that you do.

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      Faith is a willingness to accept something w/o complete proof and to act on it. Reason allows you to correct that faith.
    3. Re:Friggin' Utah. by AhtirTano · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you joking? The ridiculous nature of Utah Mormons has been known for decades. My parents, both born and raised Mormon from parents who were also born and raised Mormon, left Utah, precisely because they did not want their children raised around Utah Mormons. That was over 30 years ago, and nothing has changed on that front. While I have met some great people in Utah, nowhere have I met more hypocrites and Holier-Than-Thou @&#%$%@s.

    4. Re:Friggin' Utah. by IorDMUX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed.

      I am a Mormon (converted a few years back, in college) and have lived in Ohio and California, but never Utah. I've visited friends in the area and my wife has some extended family there, but I have to say that I can't stand the so-called "Mormon culture" that has sprung up in some areas.

      On issues of religion, we agree fully. As Latter-Day Saints (the actual name of members of the "Mormon" church), I would call them my brethren. But I most certainly don't get the Jello-eating, "oh-my-heck"-cursing, conservative-voting subculture that dominates the state.

      At its core, this Utah behavior is a culture/tradition set rather than a religion. For example: Though the Vatican is an enclave of Italy, Irish Catholics and Latino Catholics bear little cultural resemblance to their Italian brethren.

      The population of Utah is actually fairly small. Most Latter-Day Saints in the United States don't live in Utah, and most Latter-Day Saints in the world don't live in the United States. Please don't let Utah give us a bad name. :-)

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    5. Re:Friggin' Utah. by jonaskoelker · · Score: 3, Funny

      Holier-Than-Thou @&#%$%@s.

      I think there's a parse error in your Perl.

  7. Good use of public money by arekusu_ou · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love how state after state try to pass this exact same bad law, only to have it shot down in the courts and they have to pay legal fines.
    Great to know they're doing something productive.

    1. Re:Good use of public money by CrashPoint · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While this law is thoroughly stupid, it isn't the same one that keeps getting shot down by the courts. The previous batch tried to outright forbid the sale of violent games to minors; this one only provides for penalties when you make such a sale when you publicly claim not to.

      This, of course, only means that it's toothless as well as being unconstitutional.

  8. Training programs? by Dogun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'Training programs' sound like a money-maker for the videogame censorship movement.

  9. Jack Thompson is not dead yet :( by iYk6 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unfortunately, no. You are probably thinking of Jack Valenti, who died in 2007.

  10. Revenge! by b4upoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Picture the sales clerk saying OK kid! You must first misrepresent your age before I am allowed to sell you this game!

    1. Re: Revenge! by russotto · · Score: 3, Funny

      Picture the sales clerk saying OK kid! You must first misrepresent your age before I am allowed to sell you this game!

      Bart: One "Itchy And Scratchy At It It Again", please.

      Big Tony: How old are you, kid? Keepin' in mind, of course, that I can legally sell you this game unless you are over 18. Think hard before you answer.

      Bart: (thinking) uummm, 23?

      Big Tony: Here you go, and have a nice day.

      (no I don't know why Big Tony would be selling the game)

  11. Re:Come Again? by clarkkent09 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So passing a ridiculous bill but adding amendments to make it ineffective in addition to being ridiculous is a good thing? Good job Utah

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  12. Brainzzz by stox · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a zombie, he must be starving in Utah.

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  13. Re:Amendment 1 by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your post was off topic. There is no First Amendment issue here.

  14. Re:Come Again? by Walpurgiss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It effectively makes it likely that retailers will completely stop advertising or using ESRB ratings, since it is the least costly way to ensure they never run afoul of the new legislation.

    Then the people ragging against video games can point out that retailers don't even follow the ESRB ratings, and claim that the self-regulation clearly is not working, and try to get even more harsh, government backed regulations in place to fully replace the ESRB.

    As far as the bills official intent, it seems pretty fail. But it has potential to encourage, and perhaps even achieve, the bills proponents' eventual goals.

  15. Re:Come Again? by dosun88888 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fact that a law is unenforceable doesn't mean that it should be there on the books just for shits and giggles.

  16. Re:They should also make oxygen against the law by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    If symptoms of a lack of oxygen are taken to include brain death, there is ample evidence they banned oxygen some considerable time ago.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  17. No, Congress MUST ban this deadly chemical, DHMO! by Doug52392 · · Score: 4, Funny
    The US has banned numerous chemicals due to their deadly effects, but one chemical is in EVERY PERSON'S HOME! It's called Dihydrogen Monoxide, and it poses a substantial threat to everyone!

    Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

    Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
    • Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
    • Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
    • Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
    • DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
    • Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
    • Contributes to soil erosion.
    • Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
    • Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
    • Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    • Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
    • Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
    • Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
    • Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

    Not to mention the fact that DHMO can be connected to almost EVERY murder in the United States! All those people dead because someone was allowing this compound into his or her body.

    Just look at some of the uses this deadly chemical is used for:

    • as an industrial solvent and coolant,
    • in nuclear power plants,
    • by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
    • by elite athletes to improve performance,
    • in the production of Styrofoam,
    • in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
    • in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
    • as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,
    • in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
    • as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
    • as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
    • in cult rituals,
    • by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
    • by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
    • by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
    • by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
    • historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
    • in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
    • during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
    • by many terrorist organizations including al Quaeda,
    • in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,
    • in day care centers, purportedly for sanitary purposes,
    • by software engineers, including those producing DICOM programmer APIs and other DICOM software tools,
    • by popular computer science professors,
    • by the semi-divine K
  18. "Death of Anti-Gaming crusader blamed on Games" by Doug52392 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jack Thompson must be alive, because I don't remember seeing anything on CNN about an anti-gaming crusader's death being blamed on video games, nor do I remember any recent Congressional hearings investigating weather or not Thompson's death was inspired by the Grand Theft Auto: IV mission where the player must kill an anti-gaming self-proclaimed "moral crusader" attorney, who states, just before the player must kill the man, that "Guns don't kill people. Video games do."

  19. Re:Amendment 1 by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I do not agree with the bill, no game publisher's free speech is being restricted, no game company is being prosecuted by the government for the content of the games. The games are still able to be sold, and while not as damaging as cigarettes, alcohol, guns (yes, in most states you have to be 18 to jump through the hoops solo to get a gun), or porn, an average, voting citizen's access to the games are not restricted and the game company has not been silenced.

    First Amendment law requires strict scrutiny. That means the government must, when regulating sales or distribution of material covered by the First Amendment, demonstrate that its proposed law has the minimum necessary effects required to accomplish its goals. Since the goal (regulating commercial press activity) is unconstitutional to begin with, there's no way the law can meet strict scrutiny.

    Seriously. Why do you think that, out of dozens of attempts to pass laws like this in various states, absolutely none of them have survived court challenges?

    A further question. The First Amendment puts a free press on an equal footing with the free exercise of religion. What do you think might happen if the Utah legislature attempted to dictate the terms under which Mormon literature and religious items could be sold?

  20. Oh, come on, mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's not Interesting, that's Funny!

    For those moderators who don't get it, Morcombe, Slant and Honeyplace are a famous solicitor's office in Ankh-Morpork, on the Discworld; Morcombe and Honeyplace are vampires, and Slant's a zombie.

  21. Training by chicago_scott · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Retailers are in the clear if the employee who sold the game goes through a training program."

    I wonder which politicians friend will be given the no-bid contract on administering the "training program"? Should bring in a nice fee... 50% of which can be funneled into back into a campaign fund.

  22. Dissonance by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm having a hard time connecting the age-limit restriction and the death of two police officers. Is this to say that if a 35 year-old person were to shoot a police officer, we should restrict violent game sales to only those who are 36 or older? These phony imposed age-limits need to go and let parents decide what is best for our kids instead of the government. My kids (13 and 9) will have a harder time drumming up $50 for the game than they would buying it underage anyways.