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The Men Who Fix the Internet

An anonymous reader writes "Remember all those undersea cables breaking? PopSci.com introduces John Rennie, who '... has braved the towering waves of the North Atlantic Ocean to keep your e-mail coming to you. As chief submersible engineer aboard the Wave Sentinel, part of the fleet operated by UK-based undersea installation and maintenance firm Global Marine Systems, Rennie — a congenial, 6'4", 57-year-old Scotsman — patrols the seas, dispatching a remotely operated submarine deep below the surface to repair undersea cables.' The article goes on to outline the physical infrastructure of the Internet, including some of its points of vulnerability."

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  1. Catchy job title... by Starteck81 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Grounds keeper Willie of the undersea cables, at your service.

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    1. Re:Catchy job title... by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bonjoooour, ya cable-cutting sea monkies!

  2. Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The cables regularly fail. On any given day, somewhere in the world there is the nautical equivalent of a hit and run when a cable is torn by fishing nets or sliced by dragging anchors. If the mishap occurs in the Irish Sea, the North Sea or the North Atlantic, Rennie comes in to splice the break together.

    WTF are people dragging anchors around for? I would presume (and could be entirely wrong, as usual) that shallow water cable runs wouldn't be located next to anchorages. Do these sea going vessels have to stop for lunch or something?

    And why to we even allow fisherman to drag crap along the sea bottom? I thought industrial level trawling went out years ago?

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    1. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Dragging an anchor isn't something you try to do. It's something that happens when the weather is more then the anchor can handle. Better to drag the anchor then to rip the anchor capstan off the boat. Funny how boats and cables both anchor near the shore ... you know, that place where people are.

    2. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You anchor down if it's stormy and you can't escape it. With strong currents or wind you might end up dragging the anchor. That's the only explanation I have.

    3. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did you never waatch Pirates of the Carribean? I seem to remember the equivalient of a hand-brake turn using anchor.

      Perhaps they used an internet cable to stop

    4. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Informative

      You anchor down if it's stormy and you can't escape it.

      That's pretty much it. The last thing a skipper enjoys is to be pinned against a lee shore by a gale. If he can't get into the safety of deep water, dropping the hook is sometimes the only option. Sometimes, if his hook is too small or if its chain is too short for the wind/current load, it'll drag. It's not a fun situation to be in; I've been there.

    5. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Informative

      > Sometimes, if his hook is too small or if its chain is
      > too short for the wind/current load, it'll drag

      The interesting thing is that it's the weight of the chain that holds the anchor, not one of the flukes catching on something. A successful anchoring is when the anchor is on the bottom, in mud, and there are xx fathoms of chain piled up on top of it. Leastwise, 'twas so in my day.

      Once we were getting underway for a dependent's cruise and the CO was on the bridge and shouted "let's go!" and clapped his hands. An alert bridge talker heard him, misunderstood, and dutifully relayed "let go!" to the foc'sle. So the anchor was dropped about 100 yards off the pier (at 4-5 knots) and fun times ensued. The CO handled it well and had the grace to make a sheepish announcement a few minutes later on the 1MC. Good times.

    6. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Informative

      preventative maintenance

      For God's sake, it's preventive maintenance. Having served in the Navy, I can't count how many times I've seen this mistake.

      To address the issue at hand, the maintenance is done properly in the vast majority of maritime cases. Shit still happens, as Mother Nature tends to get rather moody several times a year.

    7. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by Goffee71 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This site - PPC1 covers in detail a new cable project linking Australia to Guam and explains a lot of the hazards and work involved http://www.pipeinternational.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=22&Itemid=66

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    8. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by Mr+Tall · · Score: 5, Informative

      Don't be so harsh. In English it's "preventative" maintenance. I would guess in US English it's "preventive" (I didn't know that, so thanks)

    9. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by smoker2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      O RLY ?

    10. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by palegray.net · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry about that; I've been known to be ignorant of regional variations from time to time. I suck :).

    11. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do subs have anchors?

      PS - Thank you for your service. Serving on an SSBN is hard on sailors and their families, although the food is good.

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    12. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 2, Informative

      Factory freezer-trawlers are still in wide use. Portugal and Spain are always fishing on the Flemmish Cap of the Grand Banks just outside of Canada's 200 nautical mile limit.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flemish_Cap

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    13. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think SSBN crew would actually be better for long term space missions than the Air Force people NASA seem to like.

      What do you think?

      The NASA keep doing all those psychological experiments to test how people will cope with long term space missions. Seems a waste of time and resources to me. Don't the US Navy already know all that stuff?

      I think it's easier to train a nuclear submariner to be an astronaut, than to train an airforce guy how to cope well with being confined in a metal can for months.

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  3. Is it worth it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    While there is loads of critical data that goes through these cables, I feel bad when these guys are working their asses off to make sure that 4chan or youtubes of a chimpanzee riding on a segway gets to its proper place.

    1. Re:Is it worth it? by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you suggesting that chimpanzees on segways be sent to the ocean floor to repair cables? Do segways even work underwater? Also, you'd have to design a special SCUBA suit for the chimps.

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    2. Re:Is it worth it? by nawcom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you suggesting that chimpanzees on segways be sent to the ocean floor to repair cables? Do segways even work underwater? Also, you'd have to design a special SCUBA suit for the chimps.

      Only on Slashdot would such a comment be modded +5 Informative. Only on Slashdot.

  4. Re:They're nothing short of superheroes of the sea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because anyone can still whoop Aquaman's butt.

    No, it's because they keep the flow of pr0n running.

  5. Re:Are you sure? by fractoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the internets?

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  6. Re:What about satellites? by Shikaku · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Latency is a huge problem with that idea buddy.

  7. Re:What about satellites? by fractoid · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are enough satellites up there that we can get *some* communications without cables. Those satellite links suck at the best of times, though - if nothing else they have horrible latency, and can't approach the huge bandwidth of an undersea cable full of optic fibres. Just like in your own apartment, wireless is cool for convenience and for when you have a kitten (or fishing trawler) messing with your wiring, but cabling is always faster and better for fixed installations.

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  8. Another underappreciated job by dwhitaker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is yet another example of the jobs which we rely on everyday but don't give much thought to. Also, this make me really think there is a great job out there to fit everyone. (When the economy improves that is.)

  9. Re:Why not use Satellites? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I might be walking into a woosh here; but radio waves are (or rather carry) data that travels at the speed of light(plus, the speed of light is higher in a vacuum than in fiber). What really kills you with satellites is the distance.

  10. 57-year-old Scotsman by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny
    Gimme Terabit factor nine! Kirk to Engineering, I need more downloads, Scotty!

    Aye Captain, but I don't know if my poor cables will take more.

  11. Re:What about satellites? by CharlieG · · Score: 4, Informative

    One HUGE propblem with satcoms, and why satcom pretty much went away for telephone - latency. A geosync sat orbits at 26200 miles (roughly), making a 2 way trip (up and down) a 52400 mile trip from point A to point B, or making it take a tad over .28 seconds. Now wait for your ACK to come back, another .28 seconds, and think about what you have. A slow, limited bandwith link. Generally, Satcoms have become used in one way "broadcast" type trasmissions (send the 30 minute TV show up, don't worry about the 1/4 second, as they are recording on the toher side) OR "Ad-hoc" communications, where you don't KNOW where the other station will be (a ship on the ocean, a TV news crew that is in Akron today, and Iowa next week, and even then, they try to keep the signals off the birds unless it's breaking news. You try to get it to a local affiliate, and land line it back)

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  12. Re:What about satellites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oh those kids! Never had to work with a megabit satellite link connected somewhere in Africa and try to send VoIP to America, haven't you?
    The latency is not the only problem, there are magnetic storms, other satellites crossing into the sight of yours, bad weather, and so much other crap that I can't even remember.
    That is why we need thick undersea cables or all your beautiful iPhones and other gadgets will be rendered totally useless...

  13. Stevens was right all along by Clancie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Holy crap! The Internet *is* a series of tubes! Evidence:Image from TFA

    1. Re:Stevens was right all along by Ant+P. · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those aren't series tubes, they're parallel tubes

  14. Re:Why not use Satellites? by narcberry · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Satellites are cost effective if you are either:
    1. Reaching a broad audience with the same transmission.
    2. A large government with cryptic and voluminous bookkeeping designed to hide that you are at a loss.

    Just ask the satellite phone companies what happens when you have to listen to that broad audience too.

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  15. Re:Are you sure? by Brickwall · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nope, it's sharks - sharks I tell you! With frickin' lasers on their heads.

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  16. Neal Stephenson's Mother Earth, Motherboard by trawg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...is a cool article up on Wired (look for the printable link option so it's all on one page) detailing an interesting adventure around the world and some of the history of undersea cables. Definitely worth a read.

    1. Re:Neal Stephenson's Mother Earth, Motherboard by ockegheim · · Score: 2, Informative

      This article details the building of the first transatlantic cables in the 1850s & 1860s. Definitely trickier to repair back then (lay another one)...

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  17. Vulnerability? by AHuxley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The article goes on to outline the physical infrastructure of the Internet, including some of its points of vulnerability"

    Sean Gorman mapped out the US fiber-optic telco fiefdoms.
    Parts of his dissertation where "removed".
    http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2006/01/70040?currentPage=2
    Getting back to the popsci 'news'
    The part I find interesting is the use of 'hubs'
    Are hubs (fiber locations?) for cost savings, lazy design, best design for a shareholder when burning tax payers re nation building, collusion between telcos, easy NSA access ?
    What do other parts of the world do ?

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    1. Re:Vulnerability? by tqft · · Score: 4, Informative

      "What do other parts of the world do ?"
      The same thing

      "Are hubs (fiber locations?) for cost savings, lazy design, best design for a shareholder when burning tax payers re nation building, collusion between telcos, easy NSA access ?"
      All of the above
      At some point you need to connect network E from Elbonia to network P from PHiliBelphia and also networks a through z. This starts to get expensive real fast no matter how you do it. Doing it in one place lowers cost (hub) but focuses for a point of failure. As the article said - you can't get away from this. I like how they said the best way to prevent cascading network damage is to shutdown the "nearest" hub connections to the failed point to minimize the damage - like they do when the electricity transmission network or a generator goes off somewhere. It isn't optional and can't really be worked around - if you want random person E to get stuff from P then you need interconnects somewhere. Yeah you could do it with a lot (a real lot) of little interconnects all over the place - just don't and service them as your staff will always be in the field.

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  18. Re:What about satellites? by Brickwall · · Score: 4, Informative

    Iridium puts its satellites in low earth orbits to avoid the latency issue. It's geosynch orbits that are up high. But I do remember making telephone calls that went over geosynch satellite back in the 80's, and the latency is really annoying - you're never quite sure when the other person is finished talking, so you end up talking over each other, and having awkward pauses. When fibre became common, most telcos stopped using satellite.

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  19. Re:What about satellites? by CharlieG · · Score: 4, Informative

    Correct. I forgot to bring up the Low Earth Orbit Sat Phones (aka Iridium), which is another kettle of fish. The big problem there is limited channels, again, your not going to have the kind of bandwith you need for serious internet (note, I said serious, like multiple OC3 stuff).

    Interestingly, NATO, with all their Sats, and Iridium (Remember, the US Military basically keeps them in business) is re-looking at HF radio comms. Ultra high speed 24 bit DSPs, and other technologies are making them clearer and more reliable (less dependent on operator skill), and they have the advantage of working when you have a limited sky view

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  20. So this is the guy I need to send my users to by ItaliaMatt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everytime we have a connectivity hiccup I am flooded with calls from our users asking "Is the Internet broken?"

    It takes everything in my power not to say "Yes. The Internet is, in fact, broken"

  21. Re:What about satellites? by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously the fix would be to pull backup cables to the satellites instead of relying on that crappy wireless.

    Since planes don't have anchors, it would be failsafe.

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  22. Your doing it wrong by FridgeFreezer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From TFA:

    "If terrorists managed to gain remote access to a facility's command-and-control system, they could, for example, cause the generators to overheat and explode."

    If you can make a generator explode on command, you really are doing it wrong. Backup generators may be able to be remotely started, stopped, switched in/out and checked but you should not be able to do the equivalent of burnouts with them.

    Additionally, the article states that catastrophic failures would start to creep in after ~2 days of no human maintenance. WTF? Most exchanges and data centres I've been in are ghost ships 350 days a year aside from upgrades and config changes, how is it that such critical hardware can't tick over by itself for a month or so without going nipples skyward?

    Hell, the average telephone exchange, if you nuked everything around it, would be giving dialtone and DSL to the skeletons for at least a week, probably more depending on how much diesel is in the tanks.

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    1. Re:Your doing it wrong by steelfood · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hell, the average telephone exchange, if you nuked everything around it, would be giving dialtone and DSL to the skeletons for at least a week, probably more depending on how much diesel is in the tanks.

      During the northeast blackout of '03, all of the utilities went out. Street lights, traffic signals, all went dark. Cell phone towers went out. There wasn't enough water pressure beyond 5 stories. There was gas, but no starter. But there was still a dialtone through the landline. And we could still make calls out, if our phone didn't require an external power source. Most of the handsets we use are cordless, but we have several of the simpler phones lying around for such emergencies.

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  23. My Girlfriend... by Twide · · Score: 2, Funny

    Makes me Fix the internet twice a week.

  24. Re:Seafloorskeeper Rennie by somersault · · Score: 4, Informative

    That would be 'didna'. Dinna means don't. In fact let me fix that for you, Glaswegian style:

    I didna baw when ma da was chibbed fur nickin a pig, but am bawlin now :(

    Getting chibbed is of course being stabbed with a sharp implement, but it works better since we haven't hung anyone in Scotland for quite some time.

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  25. Re:Next time they sever their own fibers, by Cowmonaut · · Score: 2, Informative

    They are a printer vendor.

  26. Re:What about satellites? by glwtta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why don't they get with the times and Internet it?

    Oh, they do even better - they now have holograms.

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  27. Re:Why not use Satellites? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 4, Informative

    You are correct, grasshopper. The speed at which light or radio waves propagate in a medium is determined by that medium's index of refraction, which (as you stated) is 1 for a vacuum. A typical value for fiber is 1.47, so the signal in the fiber travels only 68% as fast as the radio wave in a vacuum. The distances involved with geosynchronous orbits, however, make up for that slower speed. In the time it takes the radio wave to reach the satellite (35,786 km / 300,000 km/s = 119 mS), the fiber signal could've circled the Earth 1.2 times (119 mS * 204,082 km/s = 24,286 km (Diameter of the Earth is approx 20,000 km).

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  28. Re:Awesomeness by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Informative

    Time-domain reflectometry using a Time-Domain Reflectometer.

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  29. Re:Seafloorskeeper Rennie by sa1lnr · · Score: 2, Funny

    "we haven't hung anyone in Scotland for quite some time."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_City_Rollers

    It's a shame that some crimes go unpunished. ;)