95M-Year-Old Octopus Fossils Discovered
mmmscience writes "A new study published in Paleontology is a truly terrific find. Not only did a group of European scientists find a fossilized octopus, they found five complete fossils that show all eight legs in great detail, including a ghost of the characteristic suckers. The discovery of the 95-million-year-old specimens was made in Lebanon. 'What is truly astonishing to the scientists is how similar these ancient creatures are to their modern-day counterparts. Dirk Fuchs, lead author on the study stated, "These things are 95 million years old, yet one of the fossils is almost indistinguishable from living species."'"
Apparently the octopus is the pinnacle of evolution! I for one welcome our new multipodal overlords!
Stop! Dremel time!
These things are 95 million years old, yet one of the fossils is almost indistinguishable from living species.
It doesn't evolve for 95 million years? It could have been a government octopus.
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How can you beat that? If you can hear it, you can spell it, and if you can spell it you can speak it. I am fluent in German, although it is a foreign language for me. I never make a spelling mistake in German, but in English, my native language, I am error prone.
And folks wonder why they can build such great cars.
And you can build great sentences, with the same word six times in a row:
"Wenn hinter Fliegen Fliegen fleigen, Fliegen fliegen Fliegen nach." (When flies fly behind flies, flies fly after flies)
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
These things are 95 million years old, yet one of the fossils is almost indistinguishable from living species.
Except, you know, for the fact that one is a rock and the other can only imitate the appearance of a rock.
So this cthulhu walks into a bar, right, and...
Hey, anyone remember how this one goes? Damn, this over-22 thing is a drag...
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