Robot Fish To Hunt Down Pollution
An anonymous reader writes "According to the Financial Times, scientists are building a shoal of robot fish to be let loose in the port [of Gijon, Spain] to check on the quality of the water. The fish are equipped with tiny chemical sensors capable of detecting pollutants in the water. These let them home in on the sources of hazardous pollutants, such as leaks from vessels or undersea pipelines. Modeled on carp and costing about £20,000 ($29,000) each to make, the fish are to be lifelike in appearance and swimming behavior so they will not alarm their fellow marine inhabitants."
First it will start with seemingly drunk fisherman "drowning". But what the papers won't tell you is that their heads were melted by lasers fired from the eyes of this new threat. It's time for a fish fry boys...
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"...the fish are to be lifelike in appearance and swimming behavior so they..." ...can get eaten by sharks? That's going to be a rude awakening.
Jhyrryl
at $30k a fish, time to go fishing I'd say...
> the fish are to be lifelike in appearance and
> swimming behavior
Take a clue from nature and make the thing neon orange and yellow, with bright green spikes. Flashing LEDs would also be nice.
When you have a $29,000 piece of equipment you don't want it to be abused by the locals.
I, for one, welcome our suddenly-wealthy Spanish fisherman overlords.
I want one of these for my bathtub!!
Tub Wars to commence:
First up, Rubber Ducky vs. RoboCarp
There can be only ONE!
*runs to get fishing net*
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