Tai Chi Scooter Promises Fun and Falls

In a bold move for natural selection, a mechanical engineer at Purdue University has created a new take on the Segway. Removing pesky confusing handlebars, the new "Tai Chi Scooter" has an optical encoder that monitors the angular displacement of the electric motor, requiring you to manipulate your center of balance to drive the scooter. Unfortunately you will not be able to purchase this and begin breaking your own limbs anytime soon as the creator says he has no plans to market the scooter. Someone buy the rights to this and mass produce it quickly so we can thin the herd.

Comments

Excellent for AIG Execs . . .

[PolygamousRanchKid]

. . . is it too late to put a rider on the AIG Exec bonus tax bill? Make the bastards ride to work on these things.

Or would that be "cruel and unusual punishment?"

Fuck'em, that's what they deserve.