Tai Chi Scooter Promises Fun and Falls
In a bold move for natural selection, a mechanical engineer at Purdue University has created a new take on the Segway. Removing pesky confusing handlebars, the new "Tai Chi Scooter" has an optical encoder that monitors the angular displacement of the electric motor, requiring you to manipulate your center of balance to drive the scooter. Unfortunately you will not be able to purchase this and begin breaking your own limbs anytime soon as the creator says he has no plans to market the scooter. Someone buy the rights to this and mass produce it quickly so we can thin the herd.
I think the main issue with the segway wasn't the handle bar or its size. But the fact that it was 10k Too expensive for the average Joe for what you get from it. I think they should but engineering into making it cheaper Sub 1k and run well.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
With nothing to wrap your hands around, riding the scooter requires focusing your mind and maintaining awareness of your center of balance -- two fundamental elements of tai chi.
Or, you know, learning to walk or perform any other task where you move around while not holding onto anything.. Tai Chi my ass..
which is totally what she said