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Alaska's Mt. Redoubt Has Erupted

alaskana98 writes "Alaska's Mt. Redoubt volcano has erupted 3 times, with the first event starting at 10:38 PM Alaska standard time. The ash cloud is estimated to be higher than 50,000 feet. So far, only light ash fall is predicted for areas north of Anchorage."

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  1. It's still dark in Alaska by Kludge · · Score: 3, Funny

    The web cam just shows blackness

  2. What I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can Governor Sarah Palin see it happening from her house?

    1. Re:What I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, she doesn't believe in monitoring volcanoes.

    2. Re:What I want to know... by Hanners1979 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can Governor Sarah Palin see it happening from her house?

      I'd always assumed that her lair was in the volcano...

    3. Re:What I want to know... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bzzt, volcano's are for masterminds only, not for lackeys.

  3. It's not Russia, but... by ptomblin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sarah Palin reports she can see it from her house.

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    1. Re:It's not Russia, but... by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      http://www.avo.alaska.edu/activity/Redoubt.php
      Fox News says it erupted tomorrow.

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    2. Re:It's not Russia, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but does that make her a vulcanologist?

    3. Re:It's not Russia, but... by DrWho520 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The volcano god will demand a virgin sacrifice, so we can count out Bristol.

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    4. Re:It's not Russia, but... by skeeto · · Score: 2, Funny

      I redoubt it.

    5. Re:It's not Russia, but... by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that archaic term.

          You either live in the urban area, the metro area, or the suburban area. Otherwise, there is no civilization. I hear the zombies roam free out there. People could never survive outside of the cities, unless they stay inside their cars.

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  4. Breakup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess we're finally finding out how Sarah responded to Bristol's breakup with her fiance...

  5. Send in Al Gore by gooman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well this should clearly be illegal, dumping all of that ash and those greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere.
    Of course there's a Republican governor.
    Won't somebody think of the caribou?!

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    1. Re:Send in Al Gore by Samschnooks · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's different. Those greenhouse gases are all natural; therefore, they're safe and healthy. Why I expect the next time I walk into Wholefoods, they'll have canisters with the gas output from the volcano.

      I may even market it in an infomercial: "Volcano Gas! The natural male enhancement! For women too! You can have an Earth Shattering Happy moment with your partner!"

      I'm on my way to film commercials with that smiling couple!

    2. Re:Send in Al Gore by Duradin · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about a tie in with my All Natural Green Organic Hemlock Energy Drink?

      "If it's good enough for Socrates it's good enough for us!"

      Every can comes with a coupon for the sequestration of your carbon.

    3. Re:Send in Al Gore by T+Murphy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Throughout history there have always been those crying "end of the world". Many of them cooks and manipulators.

      Note to self: when someone says the world is ending, do NOT try their soup.

  6. Finally.... by ThePhilips · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, several months after the loss in elections, Sarah Palin let the steam out.......

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  7. Re:Meanwhile by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jindal was right! We don't have to monitor volcanoes, just wait for them to erupt and the news media will monitor them for us! Who wants to monitor them when they aren't doing anything interesting anyway? That would be like monitoring weather patterns out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean...boring and useless.

  8. A poem by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mount Redoubt has blown its spout. Throwing ash and soot about.

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    1. Re:A poem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Burma Shave

  9. Not at the moment, she's on her knees by Barsteward · · Score: 5, Funny

    praying for forgiveness for upsetting her god...

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    1. Re:Not at the moment, she's on her knees by cthulu_mt · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had me at "on her knees".

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  10. Re:How much CO2 would this dump into the atmospher by whoop · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only proper measurement here is how many MP3s would fit in a standard volcanic eruption.

  11. 15 240 meters by haeger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since everyone but Myanmar, Liberia and the United States use the metric system I just thought I'd point out the hight of the ash cloud.

    In case you don't know this obscure "ft" unit. ;-)

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    1. Re:15 240 meters by JimR · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget the British use feet for aviation

      And I thought we used wings...

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  12. Re:The Devil Comes for Republicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Equipment for monitoring volcano's does not belong, and has no business in an economic stimulus package. How many jobs are created from "steam gauges, seismic and volcano monitoring systems and national map activities?"

  13. indeed by eean · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why even bother to predicate hurricanes if government is useless at responding to them.

    "Government is ineffective, vote for us and we'll show you how!" - traditional GOP motto.

  14. Re:Correction... 4 NOT 3 eruptions... by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first eruption, in a sparsely area across Cook Inlet

    Good thing it was in a "sparsely area". That's a kind of spice, isn't it?

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  15. Re:haha by geobeck · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it was "Conservatism means never having to say you're wrong".

    But happiness is never having to say you're Tory.

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  16. Why not? by coryking · · Score: 4, Funny

    New Orleans don't need government waste like something called "volcano monitoring". We should all move to places like New Orleans where they dont need to waste all that kind of money monitoring something that may or may not happen. ...Good to know I'm not the only one who thought Jindel bashing volcano monitoring was highly ironic.

  17. No, no, no... by denzacar · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a imaginary place in the Simon & Garfunkel song.

    Kinda like Shangri-La, El-Dorado, Hobbiton or New Zealand.

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  18. Re:haha tsarkon by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Funny

    And this is why parents need to monitor their children's internet activity, at least until they're 14 or so.

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  19. Re:Meanwhile by slashmojo · · Score: 2, Funny

    wait for them to erupt and the news media will monitor them for us!

    Why wait for the media to report it - some wordsmith on twitter is sure to get the news out sooner! (in 140 chars or less)

    >mrnin, drnkn cfee
    >sum vlcno rpted, w00t
    >brshin teeth
    >hmm taste lke ash

  20. Mt Redoubt by AmericanGladiator · · Score: 2, Funny

    replaces Sarah Palin as the hottest thing in Alaska.