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  1. Re:I'm not going to stand for this on Switching From Sitting To Standing At Your Desk · · Score: 1

    Sitting just causes a fat butt

    Not to mention a bit of DVT. Of course all things should be in moderation (except the DVT) and that is why adjustable standing desks (something like this) are a lot better IMHO. At regular intervals just switch from sitting to standing at the touch of a button and carry on working - problem solved!

  2. Re:Pow on LulzSec's Sabu To Be Sentenced In New York · · Score: 1

    Free rent, pizza and hot fbi chicks to interrogate him.. beats the proverbial parents basement.

  3. Re:This won't happen in the future. on 100-Year-Old Photo Negatives Discovered In Antarctica · · Score: 1

    Glacier would seem to be the appropriate technology.. ;)

  4. Re:The only thing more reprehensible on How the Dark Lord of the Internet Made His Fortunes · · Score: 2

    Don't go giving him any ideas like that! Also don't suggest banking..

  5. Re:Free speech on UK Men Arrested For Anti-Semitic Tweets After Football Game · · Score: 4, Funny

    when you threaten someone at gunpoint (which is what an arrest is)

    Not quite. Maybe in the US but in the UK the police do not usually carry guns so an arrest is not at all like that.. it is more a polite request to accompany the officers to the station for a nice cup of tea. If you don't resist you may also get biscuits. For dramatic effect the officers may sometimes say things like "You're nicked, sunshine" which typically elicits the response "It's a fair cop" from the cooperative arrestee.

  6. Re:underground cave... on Oldest Human DNA Contains Clues To Mysterious Species · · Score: 2

    Does he still count as "underground"?

    Not since the duet with Kylie Minogue..

  7. Silly walks.. on And Now For Something Completely Different: Monty Python Reunion Planned · · Score: 1

    I will have to do one in celebration! As soon as I get back from my weekly meeting of the Peoples Front of Judea.. or was it the Peoples Judean Front?

  8. and he'll have all the best lines!

  9. Researchers from babe university on Artificial Blood Made In Romania · · Score: 1

    in vampire country make trublood on halloween - good show!

  10. And across facebook campus, the war cry sounded.. on Facebook Isn't Accepting New Posts, Likes, Comments... · · Score: 1
  11. vi on Ask Slashdot: Do You Use Markdown and Pandoc? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    is the only tool real geeks need to write multi format documents.. and bbcode of course. ;)

  12. Re:Angling to get Iran too on US Intercepts Iranian Order For Attack On US Embassy In Iraq · · Score: 1

    Israel bombed Iranian nuclear facilities twice in the open. See operation Opera [wikipedia.org] for a start..

    That was Iraq which was bombed and from that article it was even done with cooperation from Iran. Israel hasn't officially bombed Iran.. yet.

    Are you implying that defense pacts are evil?

    Not at all, just that such pacts and Iran's well documented past and present activities as regards proxy war makes the subject of this particular news item not exactly far fetched and in fact quite likely. Whether or not it is actually true is anyone's guess.

    Anyway the whole situation with Syria/Iran and the whole region is dangerously close to spiralling out of control now and there seems to be no viable way out of it.

  13. Re:Angling to get Iran too on US Intercepts Iranian Order For Attack On US Embassy In Iraq · · Score: 1

    On more than one occasion Israel has bombed Iran

    When? There were a few mysterious explosions and assassinations but I don't recall anything other than that.. Syria on the other hand was bombed, as was Iraq.

    What I have not seen in this time is Iran retaliate, start a war, or massacre their allegedly sworn enemies.

    Then you've been looking the wrong way - Iran has for a long time waged war through its proxies, Hezbollah for example being the main Iranian weapon which it has used many times to bomb Israel and Israeli/Jewish civilians around the world on numerous occasions. There is nothing innocent about Iran, they have plenty of blood on their hands and the extreme islamist regime there is plenty evil without any help from the west.

    As for this allegedly intercepted message.. I don't know how true it is but it certainly does not surprise me since for a start it follows their usual method of getting their proxies to do the dirty work and secondly, perhaps more importantly - Iran and Syria have a number of widely publicised mutual self-defence pacts for just such a situation so Iran is now obligated to join the fight with Syria if/when the US attacks.

  14. Enlightened Turkey on Egyptian Authorities Detain French "Spy" Bird Found With Tracker · · Score: 2

    Fortunately not all countries in the region are that batshit crazy.. Turkish authorities recently cleared a bird suspected of spying for Israel.. such a shame the bird in question wasn't a Turkey as that would have made for some great headlines - "Turkey spies for Israel!" followed by "Turkey clears Turkey!" etc.

  15. Re:Aquarium Chanel on TV Programmers Seek the Elusive Dog Market · · Score: 1

    It would keep him occupied for hours if I was going out - he'd still be sitting there watching the fish going back and forth

    That's what he wanted you to think.. probably just heard you returning with his super canine ears and quickly stopped whatever mischief he was up to..

  16. Re:Problems with missing people searches on facebo on French Police End Missing Persons Searches, Suggest Using Facebook · · Score: 1

    The general idea I think is that the police would post it on their official facebook page, assuming french police have one. I've (unfortunately) had experience with exactly this.. being on facebook didn't work though and the person is still missing. I found that most people just don't pay attention to such things, there are just too many faces in the crowds we all walk through every day.

  17. Re:Please let this not be an AFD joke on Remote Island Adopts Dothraki Language · · Score: 1

    Does indeed sound like it could be a blast.. not that I've ever tried LARPing but still, if they have dragons AND women (not bearded men in a medieval dress) then I am there.. maybe.

  18. Try before buying.. on HBO Says Game of Thrones Piracy Is "a Compliment" · · Score: 1

    I downloaded the first few episodes of firefly back in the day after seeing it mentioned here many times and not finding it on any tv channel I had access to.. I liked the show and proceeded to buy the entire series and the movie on dvd from amazon. I will likely do the same with GoT eventually..

    In other Game of Thrones news the residents of Tristan da Cunha (a very remote island in the south atlantic) have apparently adopted Dothraki as an official language and are big into GoT LARPing.. they also don't have HBO.

  19. Re:No more rhetorics on North Korea Declares a State of War · · Score: 2

    I guess the time to stage a coup without looking like total traitors would be a couple of months after this blows over.

    Maybe that's the plan all along.. someone (or some group) somewhere is pushing young kim to make a fool of himself and his country so that he can then be deposed and NK can finally be rid of the old dynasty..

    Or maybe they are all just nuts.

  20. Could it be true? on Jedi May Be Allowed To Perform Marriage Ceremonies In Scotland · · Score: 2

    Does this mean there are actually females of the Jedi persuasion as well?! The mind boggles.

  21. Re:Go to the f-ing library on Ask Slashdot: Best Way To Block Noise In a Dorm? · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's hard.

    It would have to be..

  22. Because it's wrong? on Evidence For Comet-Borne Microfossils Supports Panspermia · · Score: 4, Informative
  23. Coincidentally.. on Sunstone Unearthed From Sixteenth Century Shipwreck · · Score: 1

    Just a few days ago the new TV series "Vikings" started and they happened to feature a sunstone.. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2306299/

    Well timed I'd say!

    In case you missed it I'm sure it can be found at a certain viking torrent site.. ;) [which I don't condone of course]

  24. Re:A database for pick up lines ... on Ask Slashdot: What Does the FOSS Community Currently Need? · · Score: 1

    A database of excellent pick up lines, and examples, preferably video demos, would be a plus

    I would expect nothing less than pickup lines and test cases written only in the purest Perl.

  25. Just scare the sh1te out of them.. on Can You Potty Train a Cow? · · Score: 1

    Seems like the obvious solution would involve herding them into the right place and then have a portly Texan setup a BBQ in front.. or maybe that bengal tiger from Life of Pi would do the trick.

    Not sure how it would affect milk yields though.