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Microchip Mimics a Brain With 200,000 Neurons

Al writes "European researchers have taken a step towards replicating the functioning of the brain in silicon, creating new custom chip with the equivalent of 200,000 neurons linked up by 50 million synaptic connections. The aim of the Fast Analog Computing with Emergent Transient States (FACETS) project is to better understand how to construct massively parallel computer systems modeled on a biological brain. Unlike IBM's Blue Brain project, which involves modeling a brain in software, this approach makes it much easier to create a truly parallel computing system. The set-up also features a distributed algorithm that introduces an element of plasticity, allowing the circuit to learn and adapt. The researchers plan to connect thousands of chips to create a circuit with a billion neurons and 10^13 synapses (about a tenth of the complexity of the human brain)."

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  1. That's it... we're dead by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're all dead.

    In fact, the current prototype can operate about 100,000 times faster than a real human brain. "We can simulate a day in a second," says Karlheinz.

    We are SO fucking dead.

    1. Re:That's it... we're dead by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

      If robots are ever more intelligent than us, they'll also be intelligent enough to make good decisions.

      That's exactly the sort of thinking that leads to the enslavement of humanity. Good job falling right into their trap!

    2. Re:That's it... we're dead by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot the third option: Maybe the machines will keep us as pets. Which, really, wouldn't be all that bad. They'd feed us, play with us, clean up after us. Once domesticated to the machine's standards, we may end up becoming a lonely machine's best friend, one who sheds tears when we have to be "put down" for having excessive joint pain in our hips.

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    3. Re:That's it... we're dead by lpp · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm pretty sure I wasn't the first to think in reply to your post "What does COBOL have to do this? This isn't a language war."

  2. AI Evolution by chill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Add a few chips and you'll soon get "I think, therefore I am."

    Keep going and you'll end up with "Bite my shiny metal ass you meatbag!"

    I wonder if the researchers will know when to STOP adding the together?

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    1. Re:AI Evolution by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      When the AI starts adding it themselves without human intervention.

      "If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee, that will do them in"

      From somewhere in the past. Still true. Sad, but true.

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  3. cluster? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny
    Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these!!

    The researchers plan to connect several chips to create a circuit with a billion neurons and 10^13 synapses (about a tenth of the complexity of the human brain).

    Oh wait. The researchers already did.

    Bastards stole my thunder.

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    1. Re:cluster? by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of these imagining a beowulf cluster of these!!

    2. Re:cluster? by Zeromous · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yo Dawg, We noticed you like Beowulf clusters, so we put a Beowulf cluster in your Beowulf cluster of Beowulf clusters.

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  4. A brain with 200,000 neurons? by Ecuador · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean we have completed an artificial politician brain?

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    1. Re:A brain with 200,000 neurons? by TimSSG · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, the artificial politician brain has 200,000 morons. Tim S

  5. Re:And so.. by cthulu_mt · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one plan on collaborating with the Cylons.

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  6. Re:I hereby by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the Terminator movies have taught me anything, human bones make good groundcover.

  7. Re:And so.. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't be satisfied with machines that act as quiet servants... have to make them intelligent enough to suffer...

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  8. Humph! by Cornwallis · · Score: 4, Funny

    *My* brain mimics a brain with 200,000 neurons.

  9. Re:I always figured it would take this to get true by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, who is going to notice a schizophrenic ant

    That's the one that is walking along, waving its antennae to no one, and creeping out the other workers.

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  10. Re:And it fits on the head of a pin! by Jurily · · Score: 5, Funny

    omg they have invented an electronic republican.

    int main(){ while (1) {
    printf("%s", random_nonsensical_bullshit());
    printf("God bless America!");
    bank_account += take_campaign_contribution(contributor_list);
    if (elected) keep_happy(contributor_list);
    }
    return bank_account;
    } /* FIXME: keep_happy() ignores entries with too small contributions assigned, to avoid race conditions */

  11. Re:And it fits on the head of a pin! by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 4, Funny

    Luckily for the American political system, you also just programmed an electronic Democrat.

  12. Re:And so.. by treeves · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... what is the worst it can do?
    Talk you to death?


    You're not married, are you?

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