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Can Fractals Make Sense of the Quantum World?

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the cuz-i-sure-can't dept.

Keith found a New Scientist story about fractals and quantum theory. The article says "Take the mathematics of fractals into account, says Palmer, and the long-standing puzzles of quantum theory may be much easier to understand. They might even dissolve away."

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  1. Quantum Exploration by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, the problem wasn't that God was playing dice with the universe, rather, it's just a nice Julia set?

    Einstein must be rolling in the dimensions of his grave. Fractionally, of course.

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    1. Re:Quantum Exploration by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

      God is one of these role-play nerds then, with his 20 dimensional dice.

    2. Re:Quantum Exploration by dkf · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, the problem wasn't that God was playing dice with the universe, rather, it's just a nice Julia set?

      Actually, it's just that God's dice have a complex number of sides.

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  2. And suddenly LOGO by thesandtiger · · Score: 5, Funny

    And suddenly LOGO turns out to be the programming language we need to encode the formula for everything.

    Go, little turtle, go!

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    1. Re:And suddenly LOGO by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forward 30 Right 90 Apply Heisenberg Constant Forward 30

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    2. Re:And suddenly LOGO by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forward 30 Right 90 Apply Heisenberg Constant Forward 30

      "Where'd the damn turtle go?"

      "Ah, it fell off the edge of the universe again." Start over from the flat spot on that atom, would you?

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    3. Re:And suddenly LOGO by CookedGryphon · · Score: 5, Funny

      It really *is* turtles all the way down??

  3. WRONG by ChienAndalu · · Score: 4, Funny

    again EVIL people deny that only TIME CUBE can make sense of the world

  4. No more multiple universes? by BigHungryJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    If, as the article suggests, Palmer's theory eventually does away the need for multiple universes, then incalculable damage has been done to the world of science fiction. What fun is it if there isn't a world where the Nazi's won WW2? What's there in that for anyone?

  5. Re: Woof... lots of implications by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe quantum phenomena appear to be random because the universe's stack has collided with its heap, and all the variables this far down into the recursion are full of garbage.

    Mmmmm.... nerd theology. Some hero will come along and separate the stack from the heap with his sword, and the universe will begin anew.

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  6. Can Fractals Make Sense of the Quantum World? by epr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since I couldn't bother with RTFA, I'm gonna go with a definite maybe.

    1. Re:Can Fractals Make Sense of the Quantum World? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe. Maybe, they could, or they couldn't.

  7. Who watches the watchers? by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Funny

    After applying fractal math on quantum problems you could notice something dissolving... but is your mind, not the problem.

  8. Can Fractals Make Sense of the Quantum World? by ciderVisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    No. No, they can't.

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  9. Can Fractals Make Sense of the Quantum World? by ciderVisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes. Yes, they can.

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  10. Re:Poppycock by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Your honnor, officer Speedtrap can't know I was there and driving too fast. I would like to call Mr. Heisenberg as a witness for the defense."