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  1. That's silly, but.. on Jeep Wrangler Call of Duty Black Ops Edition · · Score: 1

    ..if it was the Canyonero edition on the other hand...

  2. Cube on MINI-ITX and the Future of PC Case Design? · · Score: 1

    I've been thinking of something along the lines of a mini-ITX board along with a G4 Cube casing. The only real problem seems to be to find an external PSU powerful enough.

  3. My uneducated generalisation would be on Does the Internet Make Humanity Smarter Or Dumber? · · Score: 1

    That it makes the dumb dumber and the smart smarter.

    And bit by bit everyone an asshole.

  4. Was I the only one... on Bill Gives Feds "Emergency" Powers To Secure Civilian Nets · · Score: 1

    That read the title as "Bill Gates feeds 'Emergency' Powers to Secure Civilian Nets"?

    Confused the hell out of me to say the least...

  5. Re:fp on Microsoft Sued Over Bing Trademark · · Score: 1

    No, no, no. It should obviously be "Bong". And while they're at it, maybe change to logo to some form of star shaped leaf. I think that really would raise Microsofts credibility.

  6. Re:Hmm... on New Dating Sites Match People Through DNA Tests · · Score: 1

    Maybe they used a really small font size?

  7. Re:NSLU2 on Low-Power Home Linux Server? · · Score: 1

    Also, lots more info here: http://www.nslu2-linux.org/

  8. Re:NSLU2 on Low-Power Home Linux Server? · · Score: 1

    I too would put in a word for the NSLU. The Sheevaplug is obviously superior if you can get hold of it, but the NSLU doesn't do a bad job at all. I have one running Debian Lenny on a 1TB drive with lighttpd, rtorrent, nfs etc. Works like a charm unless you have like a dozen torrents running.

  9. Re:So... on Illusion Cloak Makes One Object Look Like Another · · Score: 1

    More like put him out of business, who needs illusionists when you can make your car disappear by yourself. Which also would make this the perfect thing for insurance fraud.

  10. Re:Pleo? Ugobe? on Ugobe, Maker of Pleo, Files For Bankruptcy · · Score: 1

    Funny thing is that I attended a presentation on robots today, at which this was one of the ones they talked (a little) about. And now they're being canceled. Must be cosmic irony at work, because I'd really want one.

  11. Re:This problem has been solved. on Quantum Setback For Warp Drives · · Score: 1

    No. No they didn't.

  12. Re:Sesame Street & the Importance of Bilingual on Shouldn't Every Developer Understand English? · · Score: 1

    So english is like the bastard child of european languages?

  13. Can Fractals Make Sense of the Quantum World? on Can Fractals Make Sense of the Quantum World? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since I couldn't bother with RTFA, I'm gonna go with a definite maybe.

  14. Kan't kand KDE on Attempting To Reframe "KDE Vs. GNOME" · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Kow ko kyou keople kope kwith kall ke K:s? Ki kan't karry kon kusing kit kor kore khan kive kinutes kefore ketting khe kurge ko kuffokate ka citten.

  15. Re:Why? on Testing the KDE 4.2 Release Candidate, On Windows · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Huh? Can't speak for Vista, but XP normally feels a lot more responsive than my default (GNOME) window manager. But then again, the last time I tried KDE 4.X it ended in disaster and agony, so you might be on to something.

  16. Re:This is a gem from TFA on How Gamers View Their MMOs · · Score: 1

    There are, we generally call them Goons.

  17. Best. Headline. Ever. on Nobel Winner Says Internet Might Have Stopped Hitler · · Score: 1

    Someone should make a poster of it.

    Also, "Hitler vs The Internet" would make a great B-movie.

  18. Maybe... on Spore the Most Pirated Game of 2008 · · Score: 1

    All that DRM actually means that EA _wants_ us to pirate games?

    I know I'm interpreting it like that.

  19. Re:It's true. on Apple Believes Someone Is Behind Psystar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lies and slander, it's actually me.

  20. Thanks but no thanks on Apple Announces MacBook Air · · Score: 1

    The only two advantages it has over other similar notebooks is that it a) looks good, and b) runs OS X. But with those specs I'd rather get a Lenovo X61 or Panasonic W7. And integrated battery? Come on, it's not a freaking wrist watch, even if it's thin enough to be one.

  21. Lack of events on EVE Online Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Scandals, server specs and new features is all very interesting to read about, but when will for example the Amarr get a new emperor? The lack of ingame events and essential halt of certain ongoing ones (the Gallente election for example) has done nothing but to diminish the immersion factor of the game, which certainly is a shame considering all the material the backstory contains. Anyway, it would have been nice with some sort of update on what the future holds in that area.

  22. Re:Fansubbing and faith on Review of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex · · Score: 0
    Don't know if you read this, but there is some evidence (according to wikipedia) that it isn't completely harmful for companies, and even can be quite the opposite in some cases.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_Sub#Legal_and_eth ical_issues

  23. Re:the 22 ? on The Future of Emacs · · Score: 0

    Argh, food PILLS is what it should say. Where's the edit function when you need it...

  24. Re:the 22 ? on The Future of Emacs · · Score: 0

    Yes, we thought it would be best to skip the entire 21th so we could get straight to the flying cars and food.

  25. For some reason... on Fix Your Crashing X-Box 360 With String · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...this comes to mind:

    Adrian Wapcaplet: Aah, come in, come in, Mr....Simpson. Aaah, welcome to
            Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver,
            Vendetta and Prang!
    Mr. Simpson: Thank you.
    Wapcaplet: Do sit down--my name's Wapcaplet, Adrian Wapcaplet...
    Mr. Simpson: how'd'y'do.
    Wapcaplet: Now, Mr. Simpson... Simpson, Simpson... French, is it?
    S: No.
    W: Aah. Now, I understand you want us to advertise your washing powder.
    S: String.
    W: String, washing powder, what's the difference. We can sell *anything*.
    S: Good. Well I have this large quantity of string, a hundred and twenty-two
          thousand *miles* of it to be exact, which I inherited, and I thought if I
          advertised it--
    W: Of course! A national campaign. Useful stuff, string, no trouble there.
    S: Ah, but there's a snag, you see. Due to bad planning, the hundred and
          twenty-two thousand miles is in three inch lengths. So it's not very
          useful.
    W: Well, that's our selling point!
          "SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL STRINGETTES!"
    S: What?
    W: "THE NOW STRING! READY CUT, EASY TO HANDLE, SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR
            STRINGETTES - JUST THE RIGHT LENGTH!"
    S: For what?
    W: "A MILLION HOUSEHOLD USES!"
    S: Such as?
    W: Uhmm...Tying up very small parcels, attatching notes to pigeons' legs, uh,
          destroying household pests...
    S: Destroying household pests?! How?
    W: Well, if they're bigger than a mouse, you can strangle them with it, and if
          they're smaller than, you flog them to death with it!
    S: Well *surely*!....
    W: "DESTROY NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF KNOWN HOUSEHOLD PESTS WITH PRE-SLICED,
          RUSTPROOF, EASY-TO-HANDLE, LOW CALORIE SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR
          STRINGETTES, FREE FROM ARTIFICIAL COLORING, AS USED IN HOSPITALS!"
    S: 'Ospitals!?!?!?!!?
    W: Have you ever in a Hospital where they didn't have string?
    S: No, but it's only *string*!
    W: ONLY STRING?! It's everything! It's...it's waterproof!
    S: No it isn't!
    W: All right, it's water resistant then!
    S: It isn't!
    W: All right, it's water absorbent! It's...Super Absorbent String!
          "ABSORB WATER TODAY WITH SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL WATER ABSORB-A-TEX
            STRINGETTES! AWAY WITH FLOODS!"
    S: You just said it was waterproof!
    W: "AWAY WITH THE DULL DRUDGERY OF WORKADAY TIDAL WAVES! USE SIMPSON'S
            INDIVIDUAL FLOOD PREVENTERS!"
    S: You're mad!
    W: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Sex, sex sex, must get sex into it. Wait,
          I see a television commercial-

          There's this nude woman in a bath holding a bit of your string. That's
          great, great, but we need a doctor, got to have a medical opinion.

          There's a nude woman in a bath with a doctor--that's too sexy. Put an
          archbishop there watching them, that'll take the curse off it. Now, we
          need children and animals.

          There's two kids admiring the string, and a dog admiring the archbishop
          who's blessing the string. Uhh...international flavor's missing...make the
          archbishop Greek Orthodox. Why not Archbishop Macarios? No, no, he's
          dead... nevermind, we'll get his brother, it'll be cheaper... So, there's
          this nude woman....