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Conficker Worm Strike Reports Start Rolling In

Posted by Soulskill on from the be-on-the-lookout dept.

Nieriko writes "Reports are trickling in about the impact from the Conficker worm, as infected systems passed zero hour at midnight and began downloading additional malicious components. Here are a couple of the more notable incidents caused by Conficker so far, according to published reports: — '... shortly after midnight local time, an ATM in the capital city of Reykjavik began spewing 100-Krona notes. ... A nuclear missile installation near Elmendorf Air force Base outside of Anchorage, Alaska briefly went on a full-scale military alert after technicians manning the bunker suspected that several of their control systems were infected with Conficker.'"

11 of 508 comments (clear)

  1. I think its infected my car. by SuperBry · · Score: 5, Funny

    All my radio stations were switched to fox news radio.

    1. Re:I think its infected my car. by niskel · · Score: 5, Funny

      They just want to make sure you become a properly informed citizen from a reliable and unbiased source!

    2. Re:I think its infected my car. by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure. I'll be swinging by the cemetery later anyways.

    3. Re:I think its infected my car. by cjb658 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I consider myself to be a conservative. From my perspective:

      -Fox News is right leaning
      -CNN is slightly left leaning
      -MSNBC is forward-leaning (because they're getting pounded from behind by the Obama administration)

  2. This just in... by Bruiser80 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The true nature of the worm has been discovered. Slashdot will be simultaneously accessed by all the infected computers, making Slashdot.org succumb to its own "slashdot effect"

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  3. Related Conficker Incident ... by xmas2003 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rick Astly passes away - rolls over in his grave.

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    1. Re:Related Conficker Incident ... by dmneoblade · · Score: 5, Funny

      But... he said he'd never run around or desert me. The liar!

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  4. Re:ATM by Kentaree · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because you live outside the euro zone?

  5. Re:Yeah, April Fools... by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been watching this ConFlickr worm closely

    Take note everyone, this is a variant of the Conficker worm, though much more nefarious. According to preliminary reports, it will harness the power of infected, "zombie" computers to flood the internet with pretty pictures of butterflies, ponies, and various other graphic files. The only sure-fire way to protect yourselves is to do a 'search' on your PC for any file with the .JPG extension and delete it.

    Hurry, there is precious little time left. The end is pretty frickin' nigh.

  6. Re:Yeah, April Fools... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you help me? I was able to get rid of all .jpg files on my computer but one. I tried to delete ur_mom_traffic_cone_howdidshedothat.jpg but it won't let me.

    Says "Access denied: this file is in use and cannot be deleted"

    The only things I have running right now are WoW, BT, OOo, Thunderbird, Outlook, Pine, Firefox, Chrome, Opera, 9 VMWare sessions, DreamWeaver and Photoshop.

    HELP!

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  7. Re:Yeah, April Fools... by Clipless · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you try restarting your computer 3 times? That is what the tech guys at work always tell me to do.