Yeast-Powered Fuel Cell Feeds On Human Blood
holy_calamity writes "Canadian researchers have taken a sensible, if slightly creepy, step towards solving the problem of medical implant batteries running down. They've built a fuel cell powered by yeast that feed on the glucose in human blood. If this makes it into people, keeping your implants going will be as simple as eating a donut."
This is the ideal solution. Running a device off of the human metabolism is an excellent way to ensure that it functions for the life of the patient. Which is extremely important as implants are often put into older patients who may not be healthy enough for future operations. (I imagine this was the thinking behind the nuclear-battery pacemakers powered by SR-90.)
What's funny is that my first reaction as I read the article was, "doesn't yeast produce wastes that are foreign and toxic to the human body?" And wouldn't you know it, the next section was entitled, "Waste problem". Guess they're reading my mind. :-P
I'm a bit concerned about this problem. Would this necessitate the installation of a shunt or some other extraction point for the waste? Seems like a fairly significant barrier to me. If you have to perform regular extractions (or worse, operations) is it really better than the current alternatives?
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Legitimate news? We need to keep this site as useless as possible today. You're not helping.
Is anybody else a little wary of yeast cells that can live inside the human body and process blood? They're talking about implanting these inside the body to power pacemakers. I didn't see anything in the article about april fools.
This kind of takes a yeast infection to a whole new level, the original kind is already hard enough to get rid of, and its not systemic. Fungal infections inside the body are very hard to treat because fungi cells are so similar to animal cells and its hard to kill one without harming the other.
I guess its time for the obligatory "I for one welcome our vampiric mono-cellular overlords."
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If this were used to power a glucose meter and microprocessor, and throttled appropriately, could it be used to manage blood sugar for diabetics?
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Yes, actually. I'd much rather have a shielded alpha emitter in my chest than a biological organism leaking toxic wastes.
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What happens when you get a yeast infection and need to take anti-fungals? Are these yeast going to be fungicide resistant, or are you going to have to replace the implant?
Unless you could make the container impermeable to fungicides but permeable to everything the yeast need. Might not be possible depending on the fungicide.
now we may have to worry about vampire cars and vampire houses too?
If people can use this descovery to power other things, you might need to walk around in a full suit of armor to keep your blood to your self.
...using this technology and the artificial blood from yesterday's story?
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Besides the importance of creating pacemakers without batteries that have to be surgically removed, doesn't this edge us closer to electronics built into humans.
Most likely it will have to low power ARM processor related, but imaging if you could have a blue tooth cochlear implant, built in throat mike, and SSD storage built in to your own being.
You could be tethered to your energy consuming 3g device and have conversations without a head set (aka Ghost in the shell).
Of course if they can figure a way for you to have conversations without actually talking so you don't look crazy...
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Runaway Yeast Infection = Spontaneous Human Combustion?
Or
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Especially since it allows one to brag on Slashdot about being an Atomic Man. "Hey, babe, I live off plutonium. How cool is that?"
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you lost me at "Canadian researchers"
TFA didn't really phrase the paragraph about waste elimination too well.
It's not so much that "leaching out of harmful substances into the bloodstream" is a problem. The real issue is devising a process for the yeasts that produces only normal metabolic waste. Given that, waste elimination is really easy, since the body has terrific mechanisms for locking up toxins and circulatory systems for eliminating them.
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...the science fiction/teen slasher movie that's bound to come out of this will have the words "mutant" and "beer" in the title?
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Sorry, but when I saw the summation about Canadian scientists and beer yeast on April 1st, my mind immediately went to some kind of mutated Bob & Doug McKenzie flashback.
Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
Doug McKenzie: Hey I just thought of something, what if we could harness the power of the force from the beer yeast that would feed on human blood? Somekinda Vampire beer power, eh?
Bob McKenzie: Take off, eh!
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My own private vampire.
You know, Slashdot could've gone the way of Wikipedia, which has a bunch of crazy entries on the front page which are actually truthful in some way (albeit usually misleading in a humorous way). Instead we get the usual "HUR HUR MICROSOFT RELEASES CP/M 9.2" bullshit.
Oh, wait, what? This one is serious? Nah, can't be. I mean, you've cried wolf how often?
I can't take ANY story seriously today! I have been bitten too many times to believe ANYTHING posted today! ;^)
Happy April Fools Day to everyone!
I do micro fuel cells, and part of my research is bio-fuel cells - similar to the one in the article. While this is valuable research, you shouldn't get too excited, yet: it's not the only device of its kind, and the performance is not even nearly sufficient, for now, for any application. It's a proof of concept, and sometimes (non-reproduceable) with better than meager power density. But, I do believe that the future of implantable fuel cells is bright. It even may be that we won't need enzymes (or bacteria) at all, which would be perfect. Some metallizations and stable inorganic compounds might do the trick using blood plasma without any added bio-active catalyst.
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"Running a device off of the human metabolism is an excellent way to ensure that it functions for the life of the patient."
Uh, all these devices function for the life of the patient, give or take a few minutes...
-- Terry
Making machines able to survive on human blood. That's ingenious! What could possibly go wrong?
Introducing blood-eating yeast into a person's pacemaker? What's the worst that could happen?
Oh yeah. Gray goo. I hope they've engineered in a lysine deficiency.
and it will all happen again!
Great now robo cop HAS to stop for donuts every so often.
Call me when they figure out how to install a giant energy burner that does nothing but burn energy.
We call those "muscles".
They take a bit of effort to get, but pretty much anyone's capable if they genuinely want to lose weight.
I tried these muscle things and they need to work out some of the bugs in the control scheme. For example my double jump isn't nearly high enough.
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