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Obamas Give Queen Elizabeth an iPod

Ponca City, We love you writes "What did the Obamas give Queen Elizabeth II on Wednesday when they arrived at Buckingham Palace? An Obama aide reported the queen was given an iPod loaded with video and photos of her 2007 trip to the United States, as well as songs and accessories. She also received a rare songbook signed by the composer Richard Rodgers. The gift issue had come up after Prime Minister Gordon Brown visited the White House last month. Mr. Brown gave Mr. Obama a pen holder carved from the timber of an anti-slave ship, receiving in return a DVD box set of American movies, igniting a torrent of criticism in the British press. According to news reports, the queen gave the Obamas a silver-framed signed photograph — a gift she gives to all visiting dignitaries."

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  1. It's not an iPod by u38cg · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's an oiaeuooPod.

    (RP joke, for the humour impaired).

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    1. Re:It's not an iPod by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if it's Royal, surely it should be a "we"Pod rather than an iPod or onePod?

    2. Re:It's not an iPod by jabithew · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you've just written tomorrow's 'Sun' headline.

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    3. Re:It's not an iPod by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's also the sound a horny Ewok makes.
      Maybe the original poster is a Star Wars geek with sexual issues.
      Of course, I doubt the Queen wants her leg humped by an Ewok.

  2. its England by mcfatboy93 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And its good to be Queen...

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  3. Problem with DVDs was... by Zarhan · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that the Region 1 DVD's didn't play in Brown's Region 2 player. On his next visit Obama will give him a modding kit.

    1. Re:Problem with DVDs was... by RDW · · Score: 5, Funny

      Rumours that Station X at Bletchley Park is to be re-opened in order to decrypt 'important data received on disk-based media from a high level US government source' remain unconfirmed. In other news, the Obama Administration has not yet commented on the suggestion that all gifts intended for European dignitaries for the duration of the recession were bulk-purchased in the Circuit City closing down sale.

    2. Re:Problem with DVDs was... by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had actually pictured the Obamas on Air Force One on the way to England...

      Michelle: So, Mr. President, did you remember to pack the first-edition Walden that I wrapped for the Queen and put on your desk this morning?

      Barack: He removes his iPod earbuds, and we hear the music softly before he presses 'pause' on the iPod resting on his lap. I'm sorry, honey, what were you saying?

      Michelle: I was just checking to be sure you remembered the gift for the Queen. You know what happened last time.

      Barack: .......

      Michelle: Barack?

      Barack: I ... hm. He picks up the iPod and examines it. Do you think that Her Majesty likes Earth Wind and Fire?

    3. Re:Problem with DVDs was... by n1ckml007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh god, I think you're asciing for trouble.

  4. Had to be ... by KwKSilver · · Score: 4, Funny

    Had to be an iPod, not a Zune: Her Majesty has far too much gravitas to run around "squirting" people.

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  5. Brown responded... by langelgjm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mr. Brown gave Mr. Obama a pen holder carved from the timber of an anti-slave ship, receiving in return a DVD box set of American movies, igniting a torrent of criticism in the British press.

    Brown, commenting on the matter, said: "I've already downloaded most of these on the Pirate Bay."

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    1. Re:Brown responded... by ubrgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      Her Majesty, commenting on the matter, said, "No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame."

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    2. Re:Brown responded... by rgo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thnk yu for mking me spit my c0ffee sir!
      Yu 0we me a new keybrd!

  6. american movies by simonbas · · Score: 3, Funny

    "igniting a torrent of criticism in the British press"

    Where can I find that .torrent?

  7. Re:Obama Policies Will Bankrupt USA Tsarkon Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ERROR: ")" expected. Found EOF

  8. Sync off only one PC? by Shadow_139 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So will she have to fly to the US and sync with Obamas PC to load new song onto them since apples DRM only allow the device to sync with one system without loosing data?

  9. Hilarious. by Sj0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just find it hilarious, it seems like the criticisms of the US personified.

    "Here's a rare and incredibly symbolic gift, a pen case made with wood from anti-slave ships."-British

    "lol heres 2 fast 2 furious" - US

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  10. Mix Tapes by i_ate_god · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember back in the day when you used to give mix tapes to girls to show them how amazing you were?

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  11. !iPod by FTWinston · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everyone knows that the queen doesn't have an iPod, she has a wePod!

  12. Re:Obama Policies Will Bankrupt USA Tsarkon Report by Inda · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think a nice gun would have been more fitting for Her Royal Highness.

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  13. Re:The iPod will be taken apart ... by Ragzouken · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, I heard it was going to be examined by top men.

  14. God Save The Queen? by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope out of consideration for the rich history of British music that it included some of the classics...

    like the Sex Pistols http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Save_the_Queen_(Sex_Pistols_song)

  15. She should have gave him Northern Ireland . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Ah, Mr. Obama, I've been expecting you."

    "You seem to be handling all the troubles in the world, right now. One more shouldn't be a problem for you, please accept my gift to you of Northern Ireland."

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  16. Re:Obama Policies Will Bankrupt USA Tsarkon Report by o'reor · · Score: 2, Funny

    OTOH, the Obama administration has looked so clueless so far about that "new dog for the White House" business, it probably wouldn't be a good idea...

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  17. Is Obama's personal player known as... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... iPod One ?

  18. Why not more practical gifts? by east+coast · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chief Lincoln of the Americas offers you Construction in return for Invention and 126 gold!

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  19. Re:The "Anti Slave Ship" is worth about a klan hoo by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2, Funny

    Still bitter McCain lost I see...Too bad we didn't elect that political prodigy Sarah Palin.

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  20. Re:Wow by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 5, Funny

    Achievement Unlocked: "Posting Anti-America-Centric comment and mentioning that there are global readers that don't give a fuck!"

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  21. Re:The iPod will be taken apart ... by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

    The iPod will be taken apart ...

    It's OK; they would have had to take it apart anyway to replace the battery at some point.

  22. Re:Obama Policies Will Bankrupt USA Tsarkon Report by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    People forget that in WW2, she drove ambulances carrying injured people to the Hospital.

    She was on the allied side, despite the fact that her real surname is "Achtungschweinhund Hollenstollen Von Saxe-Koburg Gutenberg".

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  23. Re:Obama Policies Will Bankrupt USA Tsarkon Report by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mr Brown does not have ur 733t h4kk1n sk1lz.

    What am I on about? He doesn't have any skills, the fat Scottish twat.

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  24. Re:Royal Navy anti slavery actions by CmdrGravy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree and since the British government is unwilling to make reparations I as a British citizen am more than happy to do so on their behalf.

    Obviously all the people actually involved are dead now so there is nothing I can do for them so it's their ancestors I feel I must recompense.

    I have a simple formula, all we need to do it work out the average yearly income of American African Americans and the average income of Africans to get a figure of how much worse off the African Americans are. Then multilply that by the average lifespan of an African American and the number of them who can prove their ancestors were slaves.

    I'll accept payment in gold bullion.

  25. Re:The iPod will be taken apart ... by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Funny

    agreed.

    The blackmail-the-royals market needs to remain a domestic business.

  26. Re:If the British press can't find something... by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Funny
    The last time the British press was polite and respectful towards America was D-Day.

    Actually, it was the day before D-Day. On D-Day itself, the coverage ran something like 'Thank God, they're all in France now.'

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  27. Re:Obama's not playing by the rules... by moderatorrater · · Score: 3, Funny

    See, diplomacy is a game, of sorts

    No kidding. I hear it's pretty cutthroat, too.

  28. Re:Obama Policies Will Bankrupt USA Tsarkon Report by OMGcAPSLOCK · · Score: 4, Funny

    By all accounts the Queen is actually into gadgets. She even has a Wii.

    I assume that would be the "Royal Wii"?