Jupiter's Great Red Spot Is Shrinking
cjstaples noted a CNN story proclaiming that
Jupiter's signature red spot is shrinking. Over a 10 year study, the giant storm lost just over half a kilometer per day for a total loss of about 15%. Scientists know about shrinkage, right?
Perfect time to send some spam to Jupiter.
You're one sick Mo'Fo' if spam helps you grow.
Look where all this talking got us, baby.
No, I think it's related to global warming! :-)
In Soviet Russia, Great Red Spot shrinks you!
Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est.